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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > too shy to talk to my valentine
 
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City of Glompton

 i'm licking the conversation off the hearts before i give them to my valentine. wouldn't want them to think i'm too forward. what if they do not want to DM ME ?

* # ? Feb 14, 2020 16:19
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alnilam

 *assembling my Valentine starting with a picture of a steam locomotive*
I choo choo choose you... no that's coming on a bit too strong don't you think... here I'll replace it with an informational snippet about the LNER Class A3 locomotive, who doesn't like to learn about trains

* # ? Feb 14, 2020 16:59
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Macnult

 brushing up on my archery skills but i still have doubts

* # ? Feb 14, 2020 17:14
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Escape From Noise

 I can relate. I was going to give them roses but it seemed too much so I just threw some rose leaves at them



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig
* # ? Feb 14, 2020 17:58
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biosterous
leaving an envelope in my crush's locker. they open it and inside is a plain white paper with an infographic about flood zone safety



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

* # ? Feb 14, 2020 18:17
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Historical Wizards


 Maxing a mixtape for my crush, but I'm really shy, so it's just a bunch of instrumentals.


Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

* # ? Feb 14, 2020 18:36
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
**punches you in arm and runs away**

* # ? Feb 15, 2020 02:31
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 the toes of my shoes are worn out from digging the dirt while staring at the ground mumbling, instead of talking to my crush audibly



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Feb 16, 2020 00:58
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Escape From Noise

 It's like poetry... but I...uh... I'll show them later maybe.
* # ? Feb 16, 2020 02:41
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Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

alnilam posted:

*assembling my Valentine starting with a picture of a steam locomotive*
I choo choo choose you... no that's coming on a bit too strong don't you think... here I'll replace it with an informational snippet about the LNER Class A3 locomotive, who doesn't like to learn about trains

Crippling social anxiety plus OCD, checks out

Wish my problems were that simple

* # ? Feb 16, 2020 02:43
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 We've been married for 15 years and I'm still too shy to talk to my crush

* # ? Feb 16, 2020 12:56
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