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What do you call a Gorgon who owns her own production company?
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Feb 14, 2020 22:03
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Predusa!
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Feb 14, 2020 22:03
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Khanstant posted:What do you call a Gorgon who owns her own production company? I dont think kids know what a production company is sir
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Feb 14, 2020 22:09
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Okay then what is a word I can use that kids will understand, as well as make the connection between Medusa being the most famous Gorgon? I was born online so idk what kids learn these days
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Feb 14, 2020 22:10
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maybe we dont need to safeguard kids from good jokes at all as long as we teach them that straight up insults without a punchline arent jokes and that they are too dumb to not get smacked for edgelording
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Feb 14, 2020 22:10
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I'm not actually sure how to jazz this joke up for adults. Just imagine a sexy gorgon, I guess.
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Feb 14, 2020 22:22
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Khanstant posted:I'm not actually sure how to jazz this joke up for adults. Just imagine a sexy gorgon, I guess. Make up your mind Khanstant, do you want a clean joke for kids or a Schlongdusa with cocks for hair, you can't have it both ways. Since today's kids have little or no knowledge of mythology, you'd be better off joking about that Frozen bitch or some other mindless pop culture figure.
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Feb 14, 2020 22:34
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I have to admit, I've been wondering where I'd find all of these kids to sell my joke books to. I think I only know one child at the moment, and that one is useless. Doesn't even talk.
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Feb 14, 2020 22:39
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My wife left me after Mr. Clean gave her her first orgasm.
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Feb 14, 2020 22:41
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Khanstant posted:I'm not actually sure how to jazz this joke up for adults. Just imagine a sexy gorgon, I guess. Something something something, and now my dick is rock hard.
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Feb 15, 2020 00:29
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Khanstant posted:Predusa! you may find this hard to believe, but this got an audible chuckle out of me it probably helps that I'm a seasoned veteran Dad
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Feb 15, 2020 00:32
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BigBadSteve posted:a Schlongdusa with cocks for hair, .... I'll be right back
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Feb 15, 2020 00:38
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why did peter pan crow at the sunrise? he always woke up in a fowl mood
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Feb 15, 2020 01:09
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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? drat!
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Feb 15, 2020 01:11
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https://youtu.be/5OVkkB3J-bU Norm Macdonald has you covered for kid jokes.
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Feb 15, 2020 01:12
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what did the rhino say when the dodo asked him for his bread recipe? "Rye, no know, dodo"
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Feb 15, 2020 01:44
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We're the Aristocrats!
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Feb 15, 2020 01:46
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My dad beats me up every morning. But it's not so bad. Only about an hour
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Feb 15, 2020 02:25
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What's ET short for? He's only got little legs.
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Feb 15, 2020 02:52
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My kids have learned that the answer to anything is: In your butt Your butt Did you check your butt?
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Feb 15, 2020 02:54
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what do you call the holes in a shirt? buttoffs
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Feb 15, 2020 04:24
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but doctor, i'm predusa
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Feb 15, 2020 04:36
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I respect a funny clean joke
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Feb 15, 2020 04:37
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heres a brilliant, kid friendly joke i came up with as a kid What does a wolf mom say when she wants to find her child? WEREWOLF!!!! I'll take my royalties via paypal ty
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Feb 15, 2020 04:40
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opie posted:My kids have learned that the answer to anything is:
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Feb 15, 2020 04:41
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Peanut Butler posted:but doctor, i'm predusa add that to the end
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Feb 15, 2020 04:47
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My favorite joke when I was a little kid was: What's a Redneck divorce and a Tornado got in common? Either way, someone's losin' a trailer.
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Feb 15, 2020 05:01
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The Clowner posted:.... Semi-clean art that the Oglaf people extracted from their Patreon.
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Feb 16, 2020 16:59
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Khanstant posted:What do you call a Gorgon who owns her own production company? Boss
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Feb 16, 2020 17:02
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1redflag posted:Something something something, and now my dick is rock hard. Something something remain rock hard longer than 4 hours
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Feb 16, 2020 17:16
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The real money is in jokes that are both clean and filthy so that you can tell them at a childrens party and make both the kids and adults laugh. Example: Why did the chicken cross the road? To find a cock. She really loves cocks. She likes to kiss a cock Bonus if you do the up and down eyebrow thing every time you say cock
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Feb 16, 2020 18:45
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Oh and if the kids are small enough that they don't know how to read you can hold up a placard with the word PENIS every time you say cock in case grandma doesn't get it
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Feb 16, 2020 18:47
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It wasn't until a few years ago I realized the chicken crossing the road joke was more than antihumor.
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Feb 16, 2020 18:54
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Knock knock Who's there? Medusa! Medusa w-- godammit Perseus! I told you not to play with that gorgon head! Now go wash your hands, we're having dinner
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Feb 16, 2020 18:54
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Aristocrats joke but replace the aristocrats with "streamers" as a modern day adaptation
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Feb 16, 2020 18:54
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"What do you get when you run over a bird with a lawn mower? Shredded Tweet!" This was my favorite as a little kid OP, you can have it.
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Feb 16, 2020 19:47
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What's brown and sticky? a stick!
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Feb 16, 2020 19:53
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The peak of adult-on-kind humor is mocking the way they talk and act and dismissively misusing their slang ironically. Just be a real piece of poo poo who would be punched in the face and ostracized from their social group forever if they talked to a fellow adult that way but can do it to kids without consequence because they're smaller and can't fight back. Maybe mock their problems as unimportant and their feelings as invalid and belittle them for not being familiar with media that came out decades before they were born for some extra pizazz.
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Feb 16, 2020 21:25
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Me: Knock knock Foolish child: Who's there? Me: Eat up! Absolute bafoon: Eat a poo? Me: Absolutely not you weirdo. And then they'll repeat it to everyone they know.
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Feb 16, 2020 21:47
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:What's brown and sticky? So's my dick.
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Feb 16, 2020 21:51
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