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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
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Blah blah blah, a Mexican club will win. Here are the fixtures for the Round of 16 (all times Eastern):

LEG 1

February 18th
Portmore United vs. Cruz Azul - 8PM (FS2)
Club León vs. Los Angeles FC - 10PM (FS2)
Montagua vs. Atlanta United - 10PM (Fox Soccer Plus)

February 19th
Deportivo Saprissa vs. Montreal Impact - 8PM (FS2)
Alianza vs. UANL - 8PM (Fox Soccer Plus)
Comunicaciones vs. Club América - 10PM (FS2)

February 20th
San Carlos vs. New York City - 8PM (FS2)
Olimpia vs. Seattle Sounders - 10PM (FS2)

LEG 2

February 25th
Atlanta United vs. Montagua - 8PM (FS1)
Cruz Azul vs. Portmore United - 10PM (FS2)

February 26th
New York City vs. San Carlos - 6PM (FS2)
Motreal Impact vs. Deportivo Saprissa - 8PM (FS2)
UANL vs. Alianza - 8PM (Fox Soccer Plus)
Club América vs. Communicaciones - 10PM (FS2)

February 27th
Los Angeles FC vs. Club León - 10PM (FS1)
Seattle Sounders vs. Olimpia - 10PM (FS2)

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Feb 17, 2020

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binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Watching Portmore/Cruz Azul is entertaining, although I had forgotten just how terrible the quality of turf in CCL is.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

First competitive game of the year for LAFC, and it's at a Leon team that plays their home games more than a mile above sea level.

They're more than likely in deep poo poo.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Lol, Portmore just scored. They'll get destroyed 7-0 on the return leg, but this is hilarious so far.

e: And now every single Portmore player is dead and has to be stretchered off.

binge crotching fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Feb 19, 2020

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



I'm extremely excited to watch LAFC get crushed

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Just happy these are on fox sports. I remember yahoo or whatever it was crashing constantly a year or two ago and having to scour the internet for a stream every game.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

:rip: Portmore, gave up a 95th minute goal

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

binge crotching posted:

:rip: Portmore, gave up a 95th minute goal

And a 99th.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Oh my god scoring in the 9th minute of the additional 6, loving CONCACAF as hell

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Ciprian Maricon posted:

Oh my god scoring in the 9th minute of the additional 6, loving CONCACAF as hell
Cruz Azul scored in the 6th minute of +6, so naturally that meant they needed to add another 2:30 of stoppage time.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



It warms my cold heart to see 2013 Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup Winner Dejan Jakovic out there

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Ciprian Maricon posted:

It warms my cold heart to see 2013 Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup Winner Dejan Jakovic out there
Dejan Jakovic, who was loaned to Las Vegas in the USL toward the end of last year because he was that bad. Yep, start him in a Champions League game.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Goddamn Bob is going for it with that backline high up, away in Mexico.

I respect the desire from LAFC wish more of the league wanted to do well. Still hope they never win a loving trophy but it's cool to see

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Oh my God Vermeer is real loving bad hahahahahahaha

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Zimmerman's presumed replacement Tristan Blackmon slipping on a banana peel to give Leon that goal

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Hey announcers: I know Latif Blessing might be the fastest man on the field, but it's easy to be that when you weigh 87 pounds.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



drat LAFC still pushing forward despite the goal, brave but foolish. I respect it

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Ciprian Maricon posted:

drat LAFC still pushing forward despite the goal, brave but foolish. I respect it
Given the altitude this is really going to bite them in the rear end starting at about the 60' mark

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Crazy Ted posted:

Given the altitude this is really going to bite them in the rear end starting at about the 60' mark

Was it not for a last minute tackle from 2013 Lamar Hunt US Open Cup winner Dejan Jakovic it would have just a minute ago

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Leon are not as much better than LA as I expected them to be. This one will probably finish 3-1 though.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



I mean I think Leon look better pretty much in every area but LAFC are making a match of it by just loving going for it

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

LA looking real shaky at the start of the second half.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Rodríguez has missed two great chances for LAFC.

LAFCs midfield three are just nowhere near good enough, especially Blessing who has been dire today.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Blessing and Kaye were equally bad would have pulled both IMO

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Ciprian Maricon posted:

Blessing and Kaye were equally bad would have pulled both IMO
Yeah. But still, Bryce Duke as the first sub? Really?

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



I mean I would have pulled Kaye and Blessing and hoped Cifuentes and Guido could resemble the vague idea of the midfield I'm critically missing and leaving LAFC looking like absolute poo poo but who knows maybe Bradley gave up already.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Rossi is pretty much the only player who looks remotely competent today so yeah looks like Bob is just hoping to get home

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Ciprian Maricon posted:

Rossi is pretty much the only player who looks remotely competent today so yeah looks like Bob is just hoping to get home
I think they'd be fine with a one-goal loss considering the circumstances.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



LAFC should be down by like four, Leon out there playing like it's a loving friendly.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Two goals on two bad mistakes.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



lmao someone cue the yakety sax music on everything about that

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Ciprian Maricon posted:

lmao someone cue the yakety sax music on everything about that
You know El-Munir is bad because at no point last year could he beat out 57-year-old Jordan Harvey for a starting spot.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Turned the game back on just in time to see that second goal. Perfect placement on that shot.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

they've been garbage all around but still massive lols lafc got rid of zimmerman

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



I think we all know MLS teams aren't winning this and that's fine but several of the LAFC players tonight didn't even look good enough for USL.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Ciprian Maricon posted:

I think we all know MLS teams aren't winning this

Watch as Montreal somehow wins this loving thing.

e: Also, Atlanta got a 1-1 away draw, so they're in pretty good shape.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Feb 19, 2020

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



whypick1 posted:

Watch as Montreal somehow wins this loving thing.

pissssss

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



lol Montreal looks pretty good actually

JayMax
Jun 14, 2007

Hard-nosed gentleman

whypick1 posted:

Watch as Montreal somehow wins this loving thing.

it's happening

e: not a fan of white shorts with this kit

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Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Bojan has been good and Kyoto has been good and I'm doing all the moves.

Fake edit: I know how to spell the name I'm making fun of Tony Meolas butchering of every single name he's spoken tonight

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