i return wearing a different mask, but my soul is still the very same the fat soldier is having a meltdown and doesn't want to fight. he says it's because he's sick of killing and all creatures deserve life, but when his friend tells him that blackwolf has rediscovered a technology that will make them invincible, he grabs his gun and charges out with joy   blackwolf's new toy is a film projector. he martials his troops, the "new master race". some of them look more masterful than others     things get very bakshi as the mutant cavalry arrive, with their winged demons and evil unicorns      and blackwolf prepares to reveal to them "the ancient secret of war" 
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hallelujah posted:my love for bakshi is intense and personal and mega64 doesn't even know who he is, so tbh i'm interested to see how the duelling threads turn out. it's all publicity and possibly even increased sales for my favourite strange little man right on, im a big fan myself so having 2 threads means we are in a golden forums Age of Ralph right now u should do fire and ice in gbs concurrently w/ this thread, i will be supportive this time i promise
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  blackwolf's mutant army is instantly enthralled by the long-lost art of nazism     the propaganda whips them into a frenzy   
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 blackwolf's troops march on east elfland. as you can see from this top-tier fantasy map, elfland is in a vulnerable position, isolated by the radioactive wastes from the rest of fairydom    i believe that we are now in the fairy mountains, as that is where the fairies live. news has reached them that the elves are already in the trenches to defend themselves against the nazi mutants, and so they take to the sky to join them in battle. exactly what they intend to do is a mystery to me, they don't seem all that useful in a fight, but with fairies you must always expect the unexpected  
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   we join the elves in the trenches of east elfland, waiting for the arrival of the nazis. here we meet the young elf peewhittle (actual name) and my favourite single-scene character in animation history, alfie  alfie is a veteran of the last war and he has seen all this poo poo before. he reassures peewhittle that blackwolf's troops look scary, but they're all cowards; they'll just turn tail and run like they did last time. also, and i can't express this strongly enough, his pipe has tits  
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hallelujah posted:
bakshi straight up says "these guys are Poland" at the start of this scene in hte commentary lol
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The first time i ever heard about this movie was basically an AMV of this scene set to the hosed ip krautrock song Eye Shaking King by amon duul 2, but i can't find it right now 
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You're doing a good job, OP. Keep it up |
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The Bloop posted:You're doing a good job, OP.
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   weehawk bids farewell to his hot wife and all the other weehawks  this sort of nonsense goes on too elinore promises the other fairies she'll "return a full-fledged fairy". apparently the fact that her wings are translucent means that she's only half-fairy or something. i am mystified as to how it all works. it's magic!  avatar tells peace that if he starts poo poo, "i got stuff planned for you that'll take twenty years to kill ya, and you'll be screamin for mercy in the first five seconds!" i believe him too. his resemblance to a garden gnome clearly belies a heart of steel. peace responds "no pain, peace want love", testament to avatar's nightmarish interrogation skills and good news! the dinohorse things are back 
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google THIS posted:Fully sexual pipe pipe with human titties i'm staying up late watching wizards (1977) be posted in byob. can't wait to see what happens
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i am getting very strong elfquest vibes from this. i know of ralph but i did not know this existed.
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I remember my brother and I renting this from blockbuster when I was like 12 and my mom let us get it because it was called wizards and it was a cartoon and we were Dnd nerds and boy was the babysitter shocked.
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:I remember my brother and I renting this from blockbuster when I was like 12 and my mom let us get it because it was called wizards and it was a cartoon and we were Dnd nerds and boy was the babysitter shocked. This is roughly my exact experience |
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:I remember my brother and I renting this from blockbuster when I was like 12 and my mom let us get it because it was called wizards and it was a cartoon and we were Dnd nerds and boy was the babysitter shocked. Same but for me this aired as a double bill with the plague dogs on space channel in the late 90's. Messed young me up something fierce
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Woah i just looked it up and it's the same guy who did the weird lotr cartoon and allso was involved in cool world? I guess they all have a similar rotoscope vibe e : woah also fritz the cat. I lived with a cat named fritz for a while, my housemate named her cat after that movie alnilam fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Feb 18, 2020 |
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dang thanks for posting this OP - I really loved this movie back when I was a kid, brings back memories!
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i have never seen this movie but it looks like a trip, so I found it on youtube and im gonna watch it after work
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Barco Fiesta posted:i have never seen this movie but it looks like a trip, so I found it on youtube and im gonna watch it after work i was going to watch it immediately, but this is like a stranger at a party telling me about a movie, and i kind of want to hear the whole deal. then i will watch the hell out of this.
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Heather Papps posted:i was going to watch it immediately, but this is like a stranger at a party telling me about a movie, and i kind of want to hear the whole deal. then i will watch the hell out of this. back when i worked at a no frills, one time while tidying the shelves at the end of the night a coworker told me the entity of the movie "funny games". it was an enthralling experience, and also made me realize i really didn't want to actually see that movie
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biosterous posted:back when i worked at a no frills, one time while tidying the shelves at the end of the night a coworker told me the entity of the movie "funny games". it was an enthralling experience, and also made me realize i really didn't want to actually see that movie oh man, i love funny games lol
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you gonna keep this going op? i'm super into it
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owlhawk911 posted:you gonna keep this going op? i'm super into it  i'm doing irl stuff at the moment but wizards (1977) will return soon, to continue in sporadic but frequent bursts until its glorious conclusion. i'm so glad you're all enjoying it, it's a work of art, and it translates surprisingly well to forum posts
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 peace leads the heroes of the realm through the canyons toward the fairy mountains, which actually i thought were on the western side of the map in the opposite direction to scortch, but what would i know. it is possible that all mountains are inhabited by fairies, and that only one range was infested heavily enough to get the name. on the way through he snaps a branch in the path that i feel sure he must have seen, alerting a guardian crow demon that flies back to scortch. accident, or something more sinister?    the characters discuss whether to risk the fairy mountains, or go around. peace hates fairies, weehawk hates fairies, elinore doesn't even seem to like fairies all that much, but avatar says gently caress you all we're going to see the fairies and they all just accept it. it is worth mentioning at this point that peace now talks, but in broken sentences like "fairies bad not good" and in the voice of someone with catastrophic brain damage. i can only imagine what avatar did to him during his reconditioning in big dick tower. who is the real villain here? hitler  notice how peace has his demonic black dinohorse back, even though we clearly saw it 100% dead at the start. they had a moment when it reappeared, so i'm pretty sure it's the same one. how did this happen? was it resurrected? do the dinohorses naturally respawn after a brief dormancy? is it a revenant, back to wreak vengeance on weehawk? i don't know, and i don't think we ever find out  as they pass into the woods, weehawk complains that "fairies and elves are bad blood cousins", a fascinating glimpse into inter-fairy racism. avatar tells him to put up or shut up. then  oh no  oh poo poo ---------------- |
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