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saved from certain death by some really incredible superhuman tracking work by weehawk and peace, our heroes rest under the guardianship of the dinohorses finally realising that he hosed everything up, avatar asks peace for advice like he should have done at the start   they set out for the desert. what happened to peace's former cronies, the toad and the other thing? they have vanished without a trace. as so often is the case with friends in this modern world... we are informed that all the mutant men have left the wasteland to join blackwolf's army. "leaving only... their wives"  now look at this  i'm willing to accept that weehawk's dinohorse is a drama queen and forces him to build a candle-lit bier and pray over it every night as it sleeps. but peace's horse was clearly dead. it was extremely dead. it had an arrow between the eyes! it was lying in a pool of its own blood! there was no way that thing could have survived! and yet here it is, miraculously alive and still faithfully bearing with us, like jesus christ suddenly  yet another character design that makes me inexplicably uncomfortable things look grim, but then the desert elves'... chief viking... lays eyes upon avatar and is instantly overcome with passion!     as he attacks, this extraordinary individual shouts "avatar! our father!", so i assumed the obvious. but then he follows it up with "avatar! fighter! avatar! father! mother! freedom! love! life!" so hell if i know what the relationship is between these two men. and you know what? that's beautiful  elinore agrees ---------------- |
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Feb 25, 2020 09:55
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i don't know why that scene made me so horny that i had to just run out and plant a bunch of yellow straightneck zucchini seeds before the sun went down, but the heart wants what it wants
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Feb 25, 2020 10:19
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bakshi loves legs. gender is irrelevant
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Feb 25, 2020 10:20
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 so this guy really likes avatar    i think his name is abdul (?) and he is apparent leader of what seem to be a fairly kickass group of buccaneer elves. (viking boromir being such an outstandingly memorable part of bakshi's lotr, i was so happy to watch wizards and see that viking helmets - like titties and old men's feet - are one of bakshi's things.) abdul's clan has just ambushed a blackwolf unit, "took everything but their women" (!) and won themselves some guns. all the other elves are still fighting with spears and pitchforks, so this is the first time the fair folk have had any real firepower in their war against the mutants avatar honestly seems less into abdul than abdul is into him. when abdul reveals that they're planning to attack scortch, avatar's response is  and when he asks avatar to join them in battle - quite nicely, i thought - this is the response he gets     avatar what the gently caress  drat it old man ---------------- |
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Feb 25, 2020 10:44
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abdul forbids his people from harming avatar, and launches into a passionate soliloquy about their new guest's accomplishments   we learn that avatar fought with this guy's father in the first war against blackwolf. we also learn that avatar crossed the radioactive wastes, "curing radiation sickness from every man and bird." avatar can cure cancer! i knew it! abdul goes on to declare that avatar is a messiah, to which the people react as you'd expect   but he doubles down. avatar is a messiah; furthermore, he might just be the Messiah, with a capital M   and then! abdul has a mood swing out of nowhere. he sneers "and he's going to defeat his brother for us with what? a womanchild, one elf, and a moron robot!", flounces off to his tent and slams the curtain  what the gently caress! "a moron robot"! that was so uncalled for. peace has done nothing to this man, it's not peace's fault avatar just emasculated him in front of all the other viking pirate elves we are gifted a few magical seconds of awkward silence as avatar storms off    yeah, drat ---------------- |
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Feb 25, 2020 11:39
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unsatisfied by the gripping interpersonal drama she just witnessed, elinore decides now is the time to befriend peace  things don't go as planned  avatar realises this is one of blackwolf's manifestations, trying to reclaim peace for the dark side. luckily, he's still one hell of a wizard and is able to avert catastrophe       oh no  he's ok!  avatar explains that peace is in constant mental anguish trying to hold off blackwolf's influence. showing him any human kindness may distract him long enough for blackwolf to seize control. that's pretty heavy. as they talk, weehawk sees something approaching and he's not sure what the gently caress it is  nor am i ---------------- |
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Feb 25, 2020 11:57
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Feb 25, 2020 12:02
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peace opens fire on the tank like a madman weehawk thinks about doing battle, but is brutally owned by a bird    peace is strong in the face of death   look at this badass! as soon as the tank pulls to a halt, he's up on top of it trying to drag the driver out and murder them  but then  what  WHAT   NO!!! ---------------- |
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Feb 25, 2020 12:13
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Noooooo!! 
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Feb 25, 2020 12:28
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No one gave him a chance 
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Feb 25, 2020 14:33
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I can't believe he was nothing but a balloon |
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Feb 25, 2020 14:49
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google THIS posted:No one gave him a chance |
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Feb 25, 2020 15:27
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I can't believe he was nothing but a balloon
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Feb 25, 2020 15:31
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All hope isn't lost he could still reappear three scenes from now with no explanation. |
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Feb 25, 2020 16:20
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google THIS posted:All hope isn't lost he could still reappear three scenes from now with no explanation. ---------------- |
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Feb 25, 2020 22:49
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it's finally happened. the moment he's been dreading has finally arrived. elinore leaps into the tank with the gas-masked chad and they trundle off into the mists of time, with avatar in tragic pursuit    gently caress!    
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Feb 26, 2020 08:10
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it is unclear how avatar and weehawk dispose of peace's shrivelled husk, or whether they just leave it lying on the beach to be washed away by the tide. either way, they clearly decide that they've got no chance without their womanchild or moron robot, because in the next shot they're both aboard abdul's kickass fleet, heading for the land of scortch   avatar is babbling and muttering and carrying on like he's demented. weehawk and abdul very briefly discuss it and basically agree "oh he's just gone mad from grief, he'll be fine". weehawk especially seems to take avatar's strange behaviour as no big deal. it is possible, even probable, that avatar often acts like this   they both seem to have total confidence in the man, possibly even moreso than before   the doe-eyed elf explains they're going to jump out of the boat, swim for the beach and make a run for it. tbh that sounds like a loving terrible plan  oh! shows what i know    weehawk drags the still-deranged avatar through the valley of death until they reach the outskirts of scortch. there, he unveils the next stage of his master plan  "we'll walk right up the road and no one will expect it. we'll act like slaves!" wait  weehawk has had enough. he seeks death ---------------- |
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Feb 26, 2020 08:40
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   weehawk literally skips the gently caress up the road lmao he's so ready ---------------- |
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Feb 26, 2020 08:56
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 driven suddenly beyond endurance by the ugliness that surrounds him, avatar commits an act of public vandalism    
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Feb 26, 2020 09:03
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   things are bleak in scortch city. weehawk and avatar frolic through the streets. i'm not sure what kind of slaves they're trying to look like, but they're obviously doing a good job of it because nobody seems to notice them  good news, titty lizard is still around and still hustling  weehawk is obviously planning to kill the general and take his uniform   but avatar has a better idea!     
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Feb 26, 2020 09:19
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what the gently caress this is amazing. again i swear ive watched Wizards but i dont remember 90% of this. what is going on aaaaaaaaah! |
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Feb 26, 2020 09:59
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i'm enjoying this thread |
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Feb 26, 2020 13:17
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gonna  this poo poo
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Feb 26, 2020 16:38
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the whole thing is on youtube!
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Feb 26, 2020 17:20
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biosterous posted:the whole thing is on youtube! lol they made a movie out of this thread??
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Feb 26, 2020 19:07
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shits gettin serious now, building up to the most excellent ending
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Feb 26, 2020 21:57
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It's a top tier movie and I enjoy every second of it which also means I enjoy this thread Also pouring one out for Necron 99 he was a real one and I would like to own a little figure of him for my desk
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Feb 26, 2020 22:18
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bakshi is from brooklyn and theres a town right across the hudson called Weehawken so i assume thats where the elf's name comes from
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Feb 27, 2020 03:47
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chernobyl kinsman posted:bakshi is from brooklyn and theres a town right across the hudson called Weehawken so i assume thats where the elf's name comes from ---------------- |
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Feb 27, 2020 04:23
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hallelujah posted:what about peewhittle that's in queens ---------------- |
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Feb 27, 2020 04:43
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  avatar comes singing songs of love! he brings gifts of flowers and butterflies for the nazis, begging them to give up the idea of warfare and devote themselves to making scortch beautiful and peaceful instead. titty lizard, who tragically seems to have lost his nipples in the war, recognises him and tries to raise the alarm, but the nazi general laughs off the idea that this filthy hobo could be avatar the great  weehawk pulls off an extraordinary tactical maneuver here. the old nazi cackles "if that is avatar... i am a varthog's uncle!" and weehawk steps out of the shadows saying "funny you should say that!", as if he's about to pop a joke   everybody pauses to hear him, but this is the only punchline  lol ---------------- |
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Feb 27, 2020 04:44
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i'm overjoyed to report that after a whole film's worth of humiliation - clowned upon by assassins, fairies, giant cockroaches, random birds, and the whims of avatar - weehawk finally busts out his elf fu on the nazis, and it's everything i was hoping for      he just kicked that guy's head clean off his shoulders!!    titty lizard slashes weehawk from behind and runs away yelling that he's dead, even though he's obviously not. also lol at those rock-hard elf cheeks avatar surveys the carnage and is just like, what the gently caress weehawk  what the gently caress ---------------- |
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Feb 27, 2020 05:00
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hallelujah posted:weehawk pulls off an extraordinary tactical maneuver here. the old nazi cackles "if that is avatar... i am a varthog's uncle!" and weehawk steps out of the shadows saying "funny you should say that!", as if he's about to pop a joke 
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Feb 27, 2020 05:03
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 weehawk and avatar follow the titty lizard (apparently his name is larry, which is a good name for a titty lizard) as he runs to report back to blackwolf   meanwhile, abdul's fleet has disembarked to march on scortch    what on earth- oh never mind the nazis are not intimidated by the stalwart elves      oh lord here we go again ---------------- |
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Feb 27, 2020 05:19
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    it's happening!! 
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