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This whole thing walks that fine line between awesome and corny and also finds another fine line between childishly cartoonish and bloody with visible nips, and even yet another fine line between basically high fantasy with a touch of steampunk and computer font in the opening credits.

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No one gave him a chance :(

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All hope isn't lost he could still reappear three scenes from now with no explanation.

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Avatar uses "gently caress it, here's a gun." It's super effective!

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

If this movie wasn't obviously mage in the 70s, I'd swear the script was written by an AI.

Two million years have passed since the apocalypse, and elves and fairies now rule the world while mutated humans walk the wasteland. One day, Elves find a tiny mushroom growing on a village mailbox. Lured to the town by its large mushroom cloud, they invite every vampire in the area to a tavern feast in the hopes of killing the mushroom. Unfortunately for everyone, it becomes a lunch of elves, ghouls, and werewolves, and the guests become casualties. The woodsman is the last to die, his body crushed by the villagers. His dying moan was not a warning, but a plea for someone to help him.
The story begins with the story of the dwarves. Outcasts, misfits, malcontents, and bullies, the



You may be on to something.

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It's easy to imagine that they wanted to do an epic final battle scene but the budget ran out so they just pulled a



and went that's a wrap. Really curious to hear if the director's commentary hints at anything like that now.

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