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So Lowtax wants us to write free copy that he can use to personally enrich himself further off the bloated carcass that are these forums. Lowtax posted:Submit a sample of your writing, about whatever subject you like that you can imagine matching SA's style, to: This is a thread for workshopping our ideas for writing samples and/or front page articles. Ideas: 1.
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“Dear Richard” Letter templates for the discerning misanthrope
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Feb 19, 2020 00:30
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"I was an Undercover Nazi on the Internet - A Dead, Gay Web-Forum Spy Story in 88 Parts" by PArty Plane Jones Chapter 1
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Feb 19, 2020 00:33
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How about some jokes about marriage in skyrim
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Feb 19, 2020 01:07
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or how about some jokes about cheese mods in skyrim
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Feb 19, 2020 01:08
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Fashion SWAT reboot hosted by Pick and Spins
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Feb 19, 2020 01:17
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1redflag posted:
idgi isn't this what we're doing every time we write a post? I hate sending emails
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Feb 19, 2020 01:18
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shame on an IGA posted:Fashion SWAT reboot hosted by Pick and Spins This is actually a pretty good idea, but let’s make it about taxidermy
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Feb 19, 2020 01:25
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Devils Affricate posted:idgi isn't this what we're doing every time we write a post? I hate sending emails Two words: singing. telegram.
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Feb 19, 2020 01:27
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The top 20 reasons Bill Cosby can, and most likely will, be our next President
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Feb 19, 2020 01:28
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GIJOE doll review Part 1 (out of 20)
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Feb 19, 2020 01:36
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- jo crystal buds but in an era when there are no Craigslist personals but people put them in the missed connections section but they're not supposed to be doing that - Woke Schmorky - 10 reasons ebaumsworld can just suck on it! - Bryan Cranston Buys a Car - Best soil practices
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Feb 19, 2020 01:39
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1redflag posted:“Dear Richard” Letter templates for the discerning misanthrope I would actually read this if it were lowtax himself responding to random internet questions, the more internet the question the better
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Feb 19, 2020 01:42
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Generation Sext - - -
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Feb 19, 2020 01:43
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Like how wikipedia does "On this day in history" thing, but instead for stupid forums drama and random goony events
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Feb 19, 2020 02:09
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How to identify your own worst enemy. Step 1. Turn off your monitor.
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Feb 19, 2020 02:10
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Weird stuff suggested to me based on my amazon purchasing habits: Anime Flavored toothpicks 50,000 count Steel chastity belt for cat or small dog Yoga mat with realistic mashed potatoes pattern Boss Baby DVD/BLURAY/LASER DISK combo pack etc...
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Feb 19, 2020 02:15
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its gonna be a whole thing about how the corona virus on that cruise ship is fake and its pirates that took it over the virus is just a cover, anyways the joke is that the pirate group's leader is vladamir putin and he invented the coronavirus as a cover for them robbing this emerald from a lady thats on the cruise ship
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Feb 19, 2020 02:21
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How about a long drawn out essay about how some terrible kids show the 90s was really about commies.
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Feb 19, 2020 02:24
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give Jon Pop and a bunch of other banned lunatics a dedicated page to post text. Just one page they all can edit simultaneously
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Feb 19, 2020 02:27
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The Walrus posted:its gonna be a whole thing about how the corona virus on that cruise ship is fake and its pirates that took it over the virus is just a cover, anyways the joke is that the pirate group's leader is vladamir putin and he invented the coronavirus as a cover for them robbing this emerald from a lady thats on the cruise ship actually I think you could make that work if you lean into the "dashing rogue doing a lighthearted caper" aspect of that? Kind of Onion-y in premise so you might wanna use a non-news format to do it, but hey there's worse stuff to bite than the Onion
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Feb 19, 2020 02:32
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Think piece about why old people should be committing more crimes
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Feb 19, 2020 02:54
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An instruction manual on how to use an extremely complicated lawn mover.
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Feb 19, 2020 02:55
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An episode of Maury but it's actually the DNC debates.
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Feb 19, 2020 03:00
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Salem Saberhagen posted:An episode of Maury but it's actually the DNC debates. “Pete Buttegieg, YOU ARE NOT THE PRESIDENT!” “Bernie, despite winning the popular vote, the corporations that actually control this country have decided you don’t fit their mold and therefore YOU ALSO ARE NOT THE PRESIDENT!”
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Feb 19, 2020 03:31
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1redflag posted:“Pete Buttegieg, YOU ARE NOT THE PRESIDENT!” Andrew Yang jumps up from the audience and snatches bidens weave.
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Feb 19, 2020 04:26
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Also, just want to drop a link to the thread discussing the compensation policy for the front page articles where Lowtax immediately melts down when posters start pointing out the flaws inherent therein. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3912599&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post502621873
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Feb 19, 2020 23:54
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There are many wonders to discover within the Bristol Stool Chart Chapter 1: Your Poop Health Is Your Health
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Feb 20, 2020 00:00
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sweet thursday posted:There are many wonders to discover within the Bristol Stool Chart Too abstract. Think more of a “I rate my day based on the Bristol chart” for a headline
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Feb 20, 2020 00:02
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1redflag posted:Too abstract. Think more of a “I rate my day based on the Bristol chart” for a headline This idea is at Type 1 for now
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Feb 20, 2020 00:03
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I agree it is a tough nut to crack
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Feb 20, 2020 00:05
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sweet thursday posted:There are many wonders to discover within the Bristol Stool Chart These all look like different types of candy.
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Feb 20, 2020 00:06
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Shia vs. Sunni, which sect is sexier in 2020?
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Feb 20, 2020 00:08
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Goldbelly Reviews (1 of 2) Maybe 3 if it's not tired and stale (unlike a Goldbelly apple pie!) after the second article
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Feb 20, 2020 00:09
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Deep hard hitting reporting on real issues in todays communities, but its just issues people have on the toilet like not wiping enough and piss on the seat
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Feb 20, 2020 00:11
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Fake news that LOOKS legitimate so we can troll our friends and family on facebook who dont read articles closely before reposting about how Tom Clancy is running against donald trump as the republican candidate this upcoming election season and 10 reasons to vote for him
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Feb 20, 2020 00:14
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WTFD&D reboot that catalogues various toothless violent threats against politicians by radicalized lunatics
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Feb 20, 2020 00:19
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1redflag posted:“Dear Richard” Letter templates for the discerning misanthrope sorry im an indiscriminate misanthrope
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Feb 20, 2020 00:22
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ICQ pranks, there's gotta be a few people still on there
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Feb 20, 2020 00:28
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Had a good idea but forgot it. Nice job missing your one chance for greatest Rich
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