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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
- Bitcoin Bits (tm)

- Dude, Where's My Apocalypse?

- Podcrass

- Types of Ways of Cooking Chicken

- Wholphins and Ligers and Mules, Oh My!

- You Cannot Resist the Borgnine

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Empty Sandwich posted:

- You Cannot Resist the Borgnine

I’m assuming this is a joke article about uber entering the taxi market on prison-new York?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Detailed instructions of how to mail bomb the Kremlin.

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009
A series of in character articles about current events from the perspective of a Fortnite youtube streamer.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Tik tok videos of the unemployed residents of depressed manufacturing towns doing stupid things for money they will never receive.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Quality investigative journalism about the role low sodium diet plays in the ab workout concerns of the rich and famous.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Graphic pictures of stds with critical analysis from a group of people who are about to eat lunch.

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009
An extremely academic essay on why kid diddlers should be sentenced perportionally to their finger lengths.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Tips on how to turn your Warhammer painting skills into a successful job in a nailbar.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Anime

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Ten simple hints for converting a dumpster into a bijou microhome.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Donald Trump in a swimming cap.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
Shut It Down: How One Poster Killed A Promising Thread With Consistently Bad Posts

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


ur jiri3-pax(PAD)-ra2 al-tukur2?-re
gu-du-ni an-na-ab-be2
a-ra-/ab-gig-ga\-[(X)]-e-ce


- Wisdom of the ages.
What I Would Have Bought on Aliexpress/Wish With Two Months of Front Page Article Money, if Paid

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


ANUSTART posted:

What I Would Have Bought on Aliexpress/Wish With Two Months of Front Page Article Money, if Paid

Oh so that's who's gonna be advertising on SA

e: full circle I could buy weird sex poo poo off SA referrals to Jlist 15 years ago and Wish today!

Snow Cone Capone fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Feb 20, 2020

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009
Tweens react to 2004 front page articles on something awful dot com

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Pictures of 80s pop culture I post on my social media accounts while sitting in a bar

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

List of next up to take up the mantle of Moderate Democrat after Bloomberg does poorly, including but not limited to:

- Howard Schultz

- Henry F. Potter 

- Mansa Musa

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009
A shot for shot breakdown of my favorite hentai film.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

A series titled Where Are They Now, including notable figures each week such as Slobodan Milosevic or Gary Coleman.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

We’ve Replaced Lowtax’s Spine with a Garden Hose: Let’s See If He Notices

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



All the mobile phone games I spend half of my income on which I deride as beneath me: an illustrated guide

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009
Top 10 most homoerotic dragon ball z episodes

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



An oral history on my rants about my haters during video game streaming (updated with apology)

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Pattern Recognition : The Modern Myth of the Internet Age

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
A sex advice column, a real one, by me
Like the worst drat advice AND I don't know squat about gay sex at all, it kinda squicks me out

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

I liked the first half of your idea and then the second half got a little Hitler-y, so maybe think about dropping the second half

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

1redflag posted:

I liked the first half of your idea and then the second half got a little Hitler-y, so maybe think about dropping the second half

Ha
Not Hitlery
I'm just ignorant and delicate so I can see where it could be funny

Like ?
They are asking about double dry fisting technique or something and I'm like WHAT

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Have you tried taking a bubble bath together?
Or
Buying him a nice shirt?


Edit: this was a thread idea, not front page article btw

Spinz fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Feb 21, 2020

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Spinz posted:

They are asking about double dry fisting technique or something and I'm like WHAT

Okay, that’s actually pretty good.

E. Maybe to avoid seeming like a bigot, you could just go with a more general “sex advice from a prude” angle

Brother Tadger fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Feb 21, 2020

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

My So-Called Life (on Duster)

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

A List Of All Of The Things I Have Eaten This Week, In The Hopes Of Identifying The Cause Of My Constipation.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Jasus Christ posted:

A List Of All Of The Things I Have Eaten This Week, In The Hopes Of Identifying The Cause Of My Constipation.

This but a running poop log for the whole year

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

How that shampoo bottle got up my butt (as explained to the emergency department surgeon)

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
6 reasons why my time is worthless.

Solid Snake didn't get paid and that's good enough for me.

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



A 77 page original fanfic of Lowtax set in the DBZ universe

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


1redflag posted:


E. Maybe to avoid seeming like a bigot

How about a general article on how to do this

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
Poke a Man -- like dogspotting (so there are points and objectives), but the main object is to poke strangers (just poke, not sex-poke, but please obtain poking consent first anyway, but more importantly don't do this at all)

oscarthewilde
May 16, 2012


I would often go there
To the tiny church there
What to do when you don’t get paid: an easy, step-by-step guide for guillotining your boss

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oscarthewilde
May 16, 2012


I would often go there
To the tiny church there
wage theft, on these dead gay forums? it’s more likely than you think!

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