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I want to write for the front page and I thought you could give me some advice on my writing! I'm a pretty good writer. Some ideas for good front page articles: - I write about my medical issues. Recently my tummy has hurt and my poops are green and I'd like to talk about it. Maybe we can make a separate forum to discuss our medical issues. - "Guess the body part" where I post close ups of various parts of my body  and people have to guess what it is- We just chill, but on the front page - I could make some movies that we can post to the front page, my phone can take videos Sorry I don't actually have any writing yet but what do you think of my ideas? Lowtax if you are on this forum could you please give me a writing job? Also would you like to be my friend lowtax? |
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Tomfoolery posted:- We just chill, but on the front page i like this idea
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Feb 20, 2020 17:28
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give me $40 or i will murder this adorable puppy, the deadline is 2 months from this posting
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Feb 20, 2020 17:38
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i'll start posting my grocery lists on the front page. y'know, as an 'irony joke'...but like if anyone would actually wana y'know, buy yhem for me that'd be okay too
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Feb 20, 2020 17:45
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Maybe we can combine these ideas, post grocery lists for adorable puppies?? |
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Feb 20, 2020 17:57
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i have a bunch of tricks you guys wouldn't believe to shrink neck fat would this be a good article? i can post gifs of sassy women to punctuate each tip?
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Feb 20, 2020 18:02
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Heather Papps posted:i have a bunch of tricks you guys wouldn't believe to shrink neck fat I don't know, there are some doctors on this forum and they might hate the trick? |
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Feb 20, 2020 18:15
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I was thinking maybe the front page article could be jokes. You know. The funny kind. Like they talk about on Wikipedia (I use the simple English version)
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Feb 20, 2020 19:26
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I was thinking maybe the front page article could be jokes. You know. The funny kind. Like they talk about on Wikipedia (I use the simple English version) only if they remember to have the good 'punch lines' !
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Feb 20, 2020 19:31
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:only if they remember to have the good 'punch lines' ! Sorry but I abhor violence
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Feb 20, 2020 19:51
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Sorry but I abhor violence *as i'm being beaten to death by a clown with a baton* ive heard of slapstick but this is ridiculous!!
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Feb 20, 2020 20:47
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Maybe we could discuss a fairly innocuous social phenomenon or trend, but be really derisive and say "loving" a lot. |
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Feb 22, 2020 02:33
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As front page writer I will personalize something awful. I will tell funny jokes to each person that they will like, but not through the internet. I will drive to each person's house and spend half an hour discussing their interests and then tailor my jokes to them. How will we monetize this? I will bring a bag of targeted advertisements. Vote for me, Tomfoolery, front page writer 2020. |
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Feb 22, 2020 04:35
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Tomfoolery posted:As front page writer I will personalize something awful. I will tell funny jokes to each person that they will like, but not through the internet. I will drive to each person's house and spend half an hour discussing their interests and then tailor my jokes to them. How will we monetize this? I will bring a bag of targeted advertisements. Bring a bag of candy and I'm in |
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Feb 22, 2020 04:52
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Have we tried fart jokes? |
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Feb 22, 2020 12:20
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Have we tried fart jokes? Woah. Okay. No need to go for the nuclear option right off the bat. |
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Feb 22, 2020 12:32
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Tomfoolery posted:- I write about my medical issues. Recently my tummy has hurt and my poops are green and I'd like to talk about it. Maybe we can make a separate forum to discuss our medical issues. And get invaluable medical advice from random goons? Sign me up! |
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Feb 22, 2020 16:25
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I took an old thread and made it into a poem. Perhaps the front page would like that https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3903748&pagenumber=11&perpage=40#post502598929 |
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