What language should I learn...

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Escape From Noise

...to impress my crush?

I'm kind of leaning towards either Elvish or Klingon. Elvish, because it seems very classy and beautiful. Klingon because it exudes power and confidence. Kind of stuck between the two but not married to either so open to other suggestions.

I'm willing to take classes but not sure if I want to totally commit yet. I'll probably self study with audiobooks and books. At least at first. You know sorta leave out a book or whatever when I'm talking to them. lol. We'll see though. Again, all suggestions welcomes!

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Feb 22, 2020

# ? Feb 22, 2020 07:51

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# ? May 2, 2024 00:27

Escape From Noise

Oh no! I fat thumbed the forbidden word thread tag!

# ? Feb 22, 2020 08:04

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Esperanto

# ? Feb 22, 2020 12:21

Escape From Noise

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Esperanto

Hm. Good idea. Has a connection to the paragon of virile masculinity himself: Captain Kirk.

# ? Feb 22, 2020 12:33

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Simlish

# ? Feb 22, 2020 13:15

Senior Management

Lojban

:jerry:

# ? Feb 22, 2020 13:57

google THIS

JavaScript

# ? Feb 22, 2020 15:13

Yinlock

Love

# ? Feb 22, 2020 15:17

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

google THIS posted:

JavaScript

it's this op. ladies love coders. cobol if you want to be a real player

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# ? Feb 22, 2020 16:09

itry

Do you want to be HIP and COOL, op?

Clingon is for nerds. Elvis is so 50's.

Learn Beltalowda and you'll be suffocating in crushes in no time.

# ? Feb 22, 2020 16:30

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

Blueprint

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# ? Feb 22, 2020 16:58

Heather Papps: hello friend

dog

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# ? Feb 22, 2020 17:04

Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

dog

I wanna be your dog BB

# ? Feb 22, 2020 17:14

Heather Papps: hello friend

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I wanna be your dog BB

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thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 22, 2020 17:30

Finger Prince

The binary language of moisture vaporators.

# ? Feb 22, 2020 17:40

DeathCrabForCutie: oh fuc-

braille

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# ? Feb 22, 2020 18:42

idiotsavant

do NOT learn the language of birds all your brothers will get turned into swans and youll spend the rest of your life knitting shirts for them out of stinging nettles

# ? Feb 22, 2020 19:15

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Learn how to speak whatever it is that makes people in the movies say "NOW you're speaking my language!" because that seems to really get things going

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# ? Feb 22, 2020 19:54

itry

idiotsavant posted:

do NOT learn the language of birds all your brothers will get turned into swans and youll spend the rest of your life knitting shirts for them out of stinging nettles

# ? Feb 22, 2020 20:12

Macnult

idiotsavant posted:

do NOT learn the language of birds all your brothers will get turned into swans and youll spend the rest of your life knitting shirts for them out of stinging nettles

oh tru

# ? Feb 22, 2020 20:52

Macnult

learn the language of dogs. their barks are short but they have a lot to say

# ? Feb 22, 2020 20:52

Papa Was A Video Toaster

Japanese?

# ? Feb 22, 2020 21:24

Jaguars!

Ska

# ? Feb 22, 2020 22:12

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

The language of love, op: Cornish

# ? Feb 22, 2020 22:27

Mummy Napkin

Welsh, op

# ? Feb 23, 2020 00:08

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Jaguars! posted:

Ska

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# ? Feb 23, 2020 00:26

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

ska is pretty easy to p

it�s easy to pick up

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# ? Feb 23, 2020 00:27

itry

sc-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop-at

# ? Feb 23, 2020 00:41

Stoner Sloth

Mummy Napkin posted:

Welsh, op

i recently convinced a friend that Welsh wasn't a real language but just an act put on by Welsh people to attract tourists.

also that drop bears are real and dangerous

anyways gonna make a real suggestion and say learn a sign language op!

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# ? Feb 23, 2020 00:45

itry

If this is a serious question, then surely it depends on the crush?

# ? Feb 23, 2020 00:50

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

itry posted:

If this is a serious question, then surely it depends on the crush?

As explained in the hit book, Men are from sports planet, ladies are from fashion planet, the different sexes Fundamentally and irrevocably separate. Also, all men are alike and like the same things and all women are alike and like the same things.

# ? Feb 23, 2020 01:05

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

itry posted:

Do you want to be HIP and COOL, op?

Clingon is for nerds. Elvis is so 50's.

Learn Beltalowda and you'll be suffocating in crushes in no time.

*at the 50s themed diner*

server: What can I get for ya?

me: mmm a hubba bubba baybuh. ahhh uh huh, a mmbop a looola hubba hubba bop

server: What?

me: oh im sorry i thought Elvis was spoken here. i said, u tryna hang out? I could text you sometime...

# ? Feb 23, 2020 01:24

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

watho posted:

ska is pretty easy to p

it�s easy to pick up

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# ? Feb 23, 2020 01:25

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

idiotsavant posted:

do NOT learn the language of birds all your brothers will get turned into swans and youll spend the rest of your life knitting shirts for them out of stinging nettles

Underrated post

# ? Feb 23, 2020 06:11

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Stoner Sloth posted:

i recently convinced a friend that Welsh wasn't a real language but just an act put on by Welsh people to attract tourists.

also that drop bears are real and dangerous

I feel like this could only work where you are, or where I am, Texas.

I'm going to try to convince someone that drop bears are real and in Texas, will report back

# ? Feb 23, 2020 06:41

Escape From Noise

Thank you all for the suggestions. Some real food for thought. Maybe if I do sign language I can have a tender moment like in that diamond commercial

# ? Feb 23, 2020 07:29

very nice i like: I CANT RESIST SHITTING UP THE BIG BOOBS THREAD WITH MY RANDOM FUCKING MONKEY CHEESE BULLSHIT! IF YOU SEE ME, FUCK ME UP.

python

# ? Feb 23, 2020 15:36

Escape From Noise

very nice i like posted:

python

I worry that would invite unwanted...references

# ? Feb 23, 2020 15:42

DeathCrabForCutie: oh fuc-

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Thank you all for the suggestions. Some real food for thought. Maybe if I do sign language I can have a tender moment like in that diamond commercial

if nothing else, you'll be able to communicate silently in front of other people.

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# ? Feb 23, 2020 16:09

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# ? May 2, 2024 00:27

itry

Slush Garbo posted:

*at the 50s themed diner*

server: What can I get for ya?

me: mmm a hubba bubba baybuh. ahhh uh huh, a mmbop a looola hubba hubba bop

server: What?

me: oh im sorry i thought Elvis was spoken here. i said, u tryna hang out? I could text you sometime...

wildly shakes legs/knees/hips

# ? Feb 23, 2020 20:10

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