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What would THIS POSSUM do with a loaded gun? A gentle creature with a frightening facade, the Possum is nature's median. Would this change if we gave the Possum a firearm, capable of death? A Ruger Wrangler Single-Action Revolver has been placed on the ground near this animal... all we can do now is wait...
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YOU GET OUT OF THAT CAT FOO...oh, uh, im sorry sir. p-please enjoy your m-m-m-meal...!
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LIVESTREAM: Crab with knife. What will we do. (8 viewers)
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holding up an NRA convention because the handgun won’t stay on top of my pet turtle
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This doberman has two buttons to press on a contraption. One button releases a treat for the dog to eat, while the other releases two loaded derringers. Will the increased quantity of reward per push convince the dog to prefer being rewarded with guns?
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Feb 23, 2020 04:34
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OP, Mr. Dick's hubris will see your giving animals gun and raise you turning animals into guns.
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Feb 23, 2020 05:43
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an octopus could shoot 8 guns at once
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Feb 23, 2020 07:06
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makes u think
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Monkey with a mace.
Javelina with a javelin
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A bear hijacking a honey tanker truck at gunpoint
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Feb 23, 2020 08:01
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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Hedgehog with an ar-15: gotta go fast? Let's see you out run a BULLET
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Feb 23, 2020 08:03
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LIVESTREAM: Crab with knife. What will we do. (8 viewers)
why would a crab need a knife when it's deadly claws can already shred steel
the crab only needs one improvement to it's otherwise flawless arsenal: a gun
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I bet a bear motorcycle gang would really gently caress poo poo up
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i tried giving a cat a gun and it gave me a judgemental stare, for the gun is the tool of the coward.
"they who deign to kill must come to terms with the gravity of your power - by tooth and claw i rule the alley, by purr and pet i rule the house. yet my control is demanded whisker to whisker, not from a dozen houses away, bearing no risk. truly, man, know that the thrill is in the hunt, not the result. how many mice have i cast at the feet of my slaves, a pittance for you helpless kittens, so weak and afraid. your penis so unbarbed, your teeth and claws so blunted that your kind constructed a fake penisclawtooth to disguise your fear with sound and light. bring me a treat, child."
i wept, for he was wise and i was a fool.
thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!
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i tried giving a cat a gun and it gave me a judgemental stare, for the gun is the tool of the coward.
"they who deign to kill must come to terms with the gravity of your power - by tooth and claw i rule the alley, by purr and pet i rule the house. yet my control is demanded whisker to whisker, not from a dozen houses away, bearing no risk. truly, man, know that the thrill is in the hunt, not the result. how many mice have i cast at the feet of my slaves, a pittance for you helpless kittens, so weak and afraid. your penis so unbarbed, your teeth and claws so blunted that your kind constructed a fake penisclawtooth to disguise your fear with sound and light. bring me a treat, child."
i wept, for he was wise and i was a fool.
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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
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i tried giving a cat a gun and it gave me a judgemental stare, for the gun is the tool of the coward.
"they who deign to kill must come to terms with the gravity of your power - by tooth and claw i rule the alley, by purr and pet i rule the house. yet my control is demanded whisker to whisker, not from a dozen houses away, bearing no risk. truly, man, know that the thrill is in the hunt, not the result. how many mice have i cast at the feet of my slaves, a pittance for you helpless kittens, so weak and afraid. your penis so unbarbed, your teeth and claws so blunted that your kind constructed a fake penisclawtooth to disguise your fear with sound and light. bring me a treat, child."
i wept, for he was wise and i was a fool.
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Feb 23, 2020 21:10
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i tried giving a cat a gun and it gave me a judgemental stare, for the gun is the tool of the coward.
"they who deign to kill must come to terms with the gravity of your power - by tooth and claw i rule the alley, by purr and pet i rule the house. yet my control is demanded whisker to whisker, not from a dozen houses away, bearing no risk. truly, man, know that the thrill is in the hunt, not the result. how many mice have i cast at the feet of my slaves, a pittance for you helpless kittens, so weak and afraid. your penis so unbarbed, your teeth and claws so blunted that your kind constructed a fake penisclawtooth to disguise your fear with sound and light. bring me a treat, child."
i wept, for he was wise and i was a fool.
Giving barbs to human penises social experiment
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an octopus could shoot 8 guns at once
or one gun with eight difrernt things on it
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