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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > professional scams
 
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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
 find a round restaurant - when asked to pay - tell them that you left the bill and tip around the corner... this creates a loop in the matrix, trapping them walking in a circle like a Duracell bunny (all hail our battery wat overlords!)

make a popup burger king grill, but serve them inferior mcdonalds burgers

sell premium milk, but instead of milk ,it's just breastmilk you stole from the local neo natal care unit

create FACEB0OK.COM and steal all information on peoples porn habbits, sell it back to investigative wives/husbands

* # ? Feb 27, 2020 18:57
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 tell people you can teach them to dropship, take their money and then just email them a bunch of technical jargon



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Feb 27, 2020 19:04
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Manifisto


 I assure you that my degree from horvard university is very real and very impressive. you too can have a very impressive degree, which is why you will agree with me that horvard university absolutely exists and is extremely prestigious.


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Feb 27, 2020 19:10
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Goons Are Gifts

 See that diploma on my wall saying I'm excellent at forgery? Yeah, I knew you'd come around.


* # ? Feb 27, 2020 21:21
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Tomfoolery

 You, too, can learn to cover yourelf in the poo poo and cum of strangers! To receive my book, send me your poo poo and cum

* # ? Feb 28, 2020 18:09
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Macnult

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* # ? Feb 29, 2020 00:15
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Escape From Noise

 Learn a valuable lesson by sending $50 to Something For Nothing Lmtd.

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google THIS

Goons Are Great posted:

See that diploma on my wall saying I'm excellent at forgery? Yeah, I knew you'd come around.
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