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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > The Canadian Bible
 
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Macnult

 the entirety of the bible narrated by some farmhand in alberta

* # ¿ Feb 28, 2020 03:51
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 02:53
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Macnult

 he was walking from over yonder to Bethel. some kids started giving him a hard time, making fun of him for being bald — pretty rude if you ask me. Elisha wasn’t having any of it, and i don’t blame him. thought he was telling them to gently caress outta here until he mentioned the big man. suddenly two female moose came out of the woods and just like that the whole town had to clean up 42 dead hosers.

* # ¿ Feb 28, 2020 03:59
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