Best Dad Joke

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Best Dad Joke

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

sticksy posted:

I had an excellent dad joke on Friday on a Zoom meeting with a client and partner.

The consultant at the partner as the meeting started knocked over a glass at his desk, spilled water all over his laptop trackpad. He was the one presenting this big proposal to the client.

Consultant: "I'm sorry, nothing is working right now, please be patient. I'm trying a couple things to see if I can resolve this."

Me: "You might even call it a 'fluid situation'"

# ¿ Mar 1, 2020 22:16

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 22:31

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

ynohtna posted:

Q: what kind of dog performs magic tricks?

A: [spoiler]a labracadabrador![spoiler]

# ¿ May 28, 2021 18:40

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