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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Why didn't anyone ever teach me how to butter bread?
 
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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I just use margarine.

I was gonna say, is the OP part of a trend of goons whose parents never taught them basic things?

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

dangle 4 days posted:

my parents didnt teach me the basic art of sucking dick. yours did

Well I'm glad they managed to teach you something at least.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Why didn't anyone ever teach me how to butter bread?