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Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

dsriggs posted:

Jack Gallagher has shown up on 205 Live with the worst tattoos in recorded history

https://twitter.com/candicelerey/status/1233595707619078145

Wrestlers love getting tattoos, and even more than that they love getting real bad ones. Let’s talk about them here.

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Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



I like Orton's tattoos, they perfectly reflect Orton's strict Ortonism.

Speaking of which, Aleister Black owns.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

A few to start



Brock's big winged chest dick



Not content with his sick tribal tats, Randy decided 1000 skulls copied from silly putty was his next step



Just in case AJ forgets his or all of his kid's names



And just a blob of poo poo on Christian's shoulder

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Talk poo poo, get bi?

Also, no Corbin?

edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Feb 29, 2020

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it says bitcoin.

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
Everyone knows that all bad wrestling tattoos were birthed from this glorious orifice.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!



The tattoo gets more heat than the man himself. That's dedication to the craft

NULL_SIGNAL
Feb 19, 2013


Macksy
Oct 20, 2008
Orton's arm tat's make him look like he has Deus Ex robot arms and his sleeveless vest-hoodie makes him look like a male stripper. Overall A+

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
Brock's butcher hook zombies and KILL EM ALL tramp stamp don't get enough recognition.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Icarus' tattoo is truly mesmerizing.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Psychepath posted:

Everyone knows that all bad wrestling tattoos were birthed from this glorious orifice.



Christ, that bellybutton looks like it speaks.



Psychepath posted:

Brock's butcher hook zombies and KILL EM ALL tramp stamp don't get enough recognition.



I genuinely never noticed that tramp stamp.

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


I don't like that Gallagher's chest tattoo was shaped around his nipples.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I posted it in the other thread, but really, the placement is the only problem with Gallagher's tattoo. Granted, it's a BIG problem, but it's competently done, it just doesn't make much sense as a chest piece.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I'm not going to go digging around for pictures of it, but Lance Archer used to have a really embarrassing tribal pattern tramp stamp (which, to his credit, he at least had the good humor to call a "champ stamp"). Since that time, he's covered it up with a moderately less embarrassing big crucifixion piece which is at least kind of metal, even if its still kind of awful.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
MMA fighters are plenty experienced in this arena as well

You got former heavyweight champ turned pro wrestler and top cuck angle expert Frank Mir:



You got Johnny Cash superfan and middleweight gatekeeper Alan Belcher who was unfortunately retired by Michael Bisping's cheating:



You got former top-ranked welterweight at least until he had psychosis in the ring mid-fight Paulo Filho:



I'm sure there are more

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Ad by Khad posted:

You got former top-ranked welterweight at least until he had psychosis in the ring mid-fight Paulo Filho:



no tattoos, just rest

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
The only good tattoo is Mr. Cool Ice.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

I saw some dude I can't remember the name of on a UFC show a few years back, and he had a katakana tat on his back but with the characters backwards/mirrored and I almost died laughing.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

have you tried signing up to the tv show I Shouldn't be Alive. they will pay you $100

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Love to stare at Lio Rush's abs for five minutes.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

What the hell was Lita's shoulder tattoo supposed to be? It looks gangrenous.

Edit: So of course I look online for an example and they all make the tat look clear as day.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
a demon or dragon

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011






What do his knuckles say?!

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Venomous posted:

What do his knuckles say?!

ufc

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Endless Mike posted:

Love to stare at Lio Rush's abs for five minutes.



I see Lio subscribes to the Grandpa Simpson approach of distracting opponents through rambling stories.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
there's a great pic i cant find of Alan Belcher giving someone a headlock and it looks like the tattoo is kissing them

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

Endless Mike posted:

Love to stare at Lio Rush's abs for five minutes.



I'm the green eye

and not the spooky bloodshot tree branch eye

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Cody

HMS Beagle
Feb 13, 2009



Someone post Cody for me please.

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
Cody's neck tattoo is the physical manifestation of that lovely theme song performance.

HMS Beagle
Feb 13, 2009



Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Oh noooooooo

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

ahahahahahaha

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
I saw the new posts in this thread and new exactly what it was

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Chinston Wurchill posted:

I see Lio subscribes to the Grandpa Simpson approach of distracting opponents through rambling stories.

I thought of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL2SX7-hxcs

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Venomous posted:

What do his knuckles say?!

CANT FITE

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Wendell
May 11, 2003

Punch McLightning posted:

Cody's neck tattoo is the physical manifestation of that lovely theme song performance.

Hahaha

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