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MODS CURE JOKES posted:my last four months have gone like this: my great aunt died, my girlfriend died, several friends caught the roni, half my office got laid off jesus christ dude
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 Help this psycho candidate make NUMBER GO UP UP UP campaign manager "congrats on hitting Number Jess!" jess "but then I saw other Number. I really want next Number." Nichael has issued a correction as of 03:44 on Apr 1, 2020 |
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My dad is 80 and has stage IV lung cancer, my mom is in her 70s, they still find some loving reason to go into town every day to pick up food and/or a paper or some god drat thing also my governor (FL) isn't doing poo poo about this and we just had 1000 new cases in 24 hours I can't wait for the world to just loving swallow me whole
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skaboomizzy posted:My dad is 80 and has stage IV lung cancer, my mom is in her 70s, they still find some loving reason to go into town every day to pick up food and/or a paper or some god drat thing that's so loving awful. I'm sorry about your dad.
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Nichael posted:that's so loving awful. I'm sorry about your dad. yeah I am mentally preparing to lose him in the next couple months and not being able to get to PA to bury him owns
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it's gonna be rural areas that voted for him overwhelmingly where the nearest icu bed is like 2+ hrs away that get hardest hit in a few weeks
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skaboomizzy posted:yeah I am mentally preparing to lose him in the next couple months and not being able to get to PA to bury him it sounds trite but I think the best part about organizing for the left is that people are actually supportive of each other, and that includes people you know from a dead comedy forum. if you ever need anything, you can reach out.
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The Muppets On PCP posted:it's gonna be rural areas that voted for him overwhelmingly where the nearest icu bed is like 2+ hrs away that get hardest hit in a few weeks Pennsylvania chud reddit is already preemptively blaming the "urban people" for making them sick
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sometimes donation asks blow up in your face: she said bernie is a self-hating jew and refuses to vote for him. I reached out to her to try to get her to vote for bernie and donate to jess. 
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Epic High Five posted:does that mean I'm likely to find a good property on the outskirts with a lot of land to turn into a commune, or that once again the ultra rich are going to buy everything up to rent out How do you feel about serfdom?
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through all the juice out lmao
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ArmZ posted:through all the juice out okay but can you still donate to jess?
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Pennsylvania chud reddit is already preemptively blaming the "urban people" for making them sick any specifics or just in general, have they figured out which neighborhoods they are gonna burn down
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Apr 1, 2020 03:56
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Nichael posted:it sounds trite but I think the best part about organizing for the left is that people are actually supportive of each other, and that includes people you know from a dead comedy forum. if you ever need anything, you can reach out. He just sent me a check to start a Roth IRA but I am sitting on it right now in case I need to loving drive two days up there to bury him in the next couple months because there probably won't be flights Also my job does not pay enough for me to afford this house and all my bills so that'll be a thing, maybe, unless they set up insurance I have no idea why I'm exhausted all the loving time and just want to sleep during the week and drink on weekends and erase my existence outside of NCTV weird, right
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Vim Fuego posted:The Death March is Finally Over
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Nichael posted:
oh god lmao never stop texting like this and dumping on biden too
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Impkins Patootie posted:drat i feel like taking a drive
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bedpan posted:oh god lmao okay but can you still donate to Jess? is my mantra now
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Nichael posted:a teenage jess volunteer's dad got a chris coo s text I just assume all texts like that are these new spam texts so I just block them Please apologize to Jess staffer "Michael," if he's real his reaching out to me about how I'm doing during the pandemic was very nice
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The Muppets On PCP posted:it's gonna be rural areas that voted for him overwhelmingly where the nearest icu bed is like 2+ hrs away that get hardest hit in a few weeks they aren't accounting for the "don't give a gently caress" behavior of the red states at all lol
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Inspector Hound posted:I just assume all texts like that are these new spam texts so I just block them that's my friend. his name actually is Michael, but he got a lot of responses back saying "Hi Nichael!" if you donated to the D&D or C-SPAM forms, you got a text from me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysPcyOvNJew April mood
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nice, im smuggling like two cases of liquor into the state soon gently caress you PA
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triple sulk posted:they aren't accounting for the "don't give a gently caress" behavior of the red states at all lol what'll happen is they're gonna have like 15%+ mortality rates and they're gonna get overcounted in the census because the official death toll is gonna be a quarter what the actual number is like puerto rico after hurricane maria
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I had a nervous breakdown after losing my job last year and ended up in five-figure debt and had to move home with the folks. I was finally starting to earnestly search for a new job and the roni hit. I had trained and got certified as an apprentice electrician and then worked industrial maintenance at a pharma-supplying rubber factory. I was hoping to get an apprentice position and put in my 3 years to get a journeyman card and then I'd be able to basically get work anywhere I want. Now I can't do any work like that because my parents are 77 and my mom has the beetus so if I bring it home she'll likely die. So the only work I can possibly do is online and I'm competing there with literally millions of people who have the necessary skills and experience that I don't have. I have no options for moving out because none of my friends or relatives have space for me. I've resigned myself to another 6-18 months of stagnation.
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Epic High Five posted:does that mean I'm likely to find a good property on the outskirts with a lot of land to turn into a commune, or that once again the ultra rich are going to buy everything up to rent out the ultra rich are going to be cold with 5.56 mm diameter holes in their head, if we do this right, in a minecraft imaginary simulation this post is not real at all
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my credit is almost perfect again I can’t wait for poo poo to crash so I can buy a house for cheap
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DesertIslandHermit posted:Yo wake me up when March ends its the forever month now and tomorrow will be the 32nd and then the 33rd and so on, forever! 
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