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Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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calories are a measurement of energy u know

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Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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Squinky v2.0 posted:

calories are a measurement of energy u know

snickers in heavy cream is a good breakfast, and also puffed corn because this is America drat it

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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many people are saying pewdiepie eats children to get their adrenochrome, myself I’m not sure. but wow it’s something I hear all the time. it’s all the smart people talk about at their parties, which I attend

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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we should paint the slats (wall) the shade of black that absorbs all light and is weird to look at

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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every time a thing happens mike Bloomberg has a bunch of ads about it in my tv and I’m sick of it


black ppl don’t like Bloomberg so here’s 30 seconds of a black guy who does

women think mike Bloomberg sucks so here’s a few gals talking about mikes mom

everyone’s getting novel coronavirus and here’s mike with a novel commercial up in your television about trulp

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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this kicks rear end, I love how the presidents brain works

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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im just gonna hold out for the version of the vaccine that grants levitation at will

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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DryGoods posted:

Donald Johnald Trump

donald is short for donaldald

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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I plan to get the virus, I always miss stuff when it’s still popular. just saw avengers: endgame last week for example. it was pretty good but nobody wants to talk about it now. so im gonna get out ahead of this one.

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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I’ll give u this cspam, this is a forum that takes social distancing seriously

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Nov 16, 2006

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The Nastier Nate posted:

Chess is lame, ok? We’re on the golden age of board games here and some people are still obsessed over a 2,000 year old game with some really unintuitive mechanics

.... ok fine, I’ll give you a sheep AND a wood

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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I’m so disappointed with the Obama administration’s response to covid-19

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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petit choux posted:

So why did the US choose not to use the virus test the rest of the world is using?

Obama

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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just a reminder, even though many/most people are calling this pandemic the Trump Flu the proper name for it is covid 19.

even though it is known the world over as DJT fever, trump flu, & mar a lago pneumonia please try to call it covid 19.

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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where does ted Cruz end and the novel coronavirus begin?

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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is covid 19 Obama’s hurricane Katrina moment??

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Nov 16, 2006

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I like this tweet because it’s phrased like Eric trump would be all in, if he had any retirement savings, but he doesn’t, so he’s just spitballing here

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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big fuckup by Obama here. huge.

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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hmm, it seems like massive corporate tax cuts and making it easier to give money to your kids tax free should fix this?

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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maybe we could cut food stamps to reduce waste and excess?

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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through a combination of aggressive media appearances on Hannity and Fox & Friends, angry tweets, and tax cuts for the wealthy.... well there’s a chance we can beat this thing

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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I so badly want the idiot who worse the gas mask as a gag to be the first in congress with Trump Flu

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Nov 16, 2006

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Joementum posted:

i have one more of their "chicago dog" pot


pray i do not post it

I bet their relish wasn’t even an unnatural shade of ectoplasm-green

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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Number is lurching around drunkenly

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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maybe massive corporate tax cuts and targeted fiscal relief for individuals with securities investments over $5m will fix this? rolling back regulations?

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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no, a sustained attack on all Condé Nast publications is the best public health response

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Nov 16, 2006

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TMMadman posted:

Just loving laffo that even after the dows major crash over the past week that it still has like 5000 points to go before we reach the point the market was at when Trump was elected (dow closed at 17888 on nov 4, 2016).

there was the dip at the very end of 2018 and we’re just now getting back to those levels after this free fall. it’s completely nutty how much the market had to give back from just the last 18 months

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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CoRoNaViRuS

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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daddy needs stimmy, Michael

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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he looks so presidential handling this crisis, trump 2028 imo

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Nov 16, 2006

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TMMadman posted:

Also, I don't think anyone has sufficiently explained how in the hell a payroll tax cut is supposed to help during this outbreak? I mean do they really think that a few extra bucks a week is going to help? What about people who don't get paid if they aren't actually working, like me?

It's the dumbest loving thing and has no actual effect on the thing we are supposed to be fighting which is the transmission and movement of the virus.

maybe we could make pass through income taxed at an even lower rate? maybe that will fix it?? *looks hopefully at Number*

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Nov 16, 2006

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DryGoods posted:

Folks...how's your 401k's doing? *Trump smirks and gives two big thumbs up to an empty coliseum*
*gives huge toadlike grin and raises chin to crowd*

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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*looking apprehensively at number*

maybe uhhhhh... targeted relief for shale oil companies??

*number looks even sicker*

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Nov 16, 2006

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goth smoking cloves posted:

LMAO, I just realized something: In addition to everything going on isn't American wild fire season only a few months out lol?

nah all of California catching fire is usually a later summer into fall thing

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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how badly you think trump doesn’t want to be president today

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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*said in a way that lets u know it’s definitely racist* wuhan flu

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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I can’t believe Canadian melania has the covid

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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aah jeez I can’t believe I signed a 4 year lease on this Trulp

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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the average person used to be like 5’3 and died at 37 and frankly we’ve all become soft

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Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

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but corporate taxes are lower than ever, so it’s a wash

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