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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

At least the administration will be testing up to 1,000,000 Americans for coronavirus this week

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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

TEXT...JOE...3-0...3...3...0

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

cargo cult posted:

watch the declaration of independence one its way better

I saw that happen live, and when he confused his wife and his sister. It's astonishing that even teump can see what's going on with the democrats man...he's gonna win again LOL

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007


keeping the numbers low while people continue to get infected and subsequently die

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

TEXT...CORONAVIRUS...TO...6...9-9...6-9

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

covfefid

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

trump is slamming h bombs in the white house bathroom on the reg

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

carona

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

trummo has cancelled his scheduled CDC trip today, likely because the virus is 100% under control and not even that dangerous anyway

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007


love that big healthy prez

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007


pretty sure this was a suicide bomber so real weird flex but ok

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

PRESIDENT DEALS SIGNS MUCH BIGGER NUMBER THAN HE ASKED FOR

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

what else did they give him to sign? just some blank paper?

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

TEXT JOE...DOT...3-0...3...0...3-0

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Spergin Morlock posted:

I bet some accountant at corrections corporation of America plugged numbers into a spreadsheet to see how far their revenues would fall if 10% of their prisoners died and the executives freaked out

glad somebody in charge of something is running some numbers

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

CODChimera posted:

Has anyone ever actually stated why biden can beat trump? like I know bidens said it but can we really trust whatever words come out of his mouth?

TRUST JOE...3-0...3...3-0...

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

the test is perfect just like the letter was perfect...

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

2DCAT posted:

JOE IS THE BE$T!

3...3...0...3....0...

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Bethamphetamine posted:

The Trump administration has ordered the National Weather Service to only report perfect great weather. Stop reporting the rain hoaxes.

before you had some days that were just the wettest from the standpoint of water but no longer

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Bulgakov posted:

this is three weeks old btw but i saw it and the food situation on the table sure is something




i guess fer' dippin your breadsticks??

gonna need a bigger (gravy) boat

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007


e: f, b

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Nonsense posted:

shes older than Melania

that means she's at higher risk

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

tired: richard nixon speedrun
wired: herbert hoover speedrun
inspired: woodrow wilson speedrun

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007


how could MBS do this to me...

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007


tfw you totally did not disobey the gods

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Bulgakov posted:

lol thats a good trompy

heres a more full flavored copy for the aficionados



big wet prez

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

I've Had Enough of This...Good Night!

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

I've just come up with the perfect tweet to neutralize carona (virus)

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Now more than ever, the American People need Dwarf Fortress on Steam

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

soon to be Ghost Malone

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

cumshitter posted:

im not panic buying im smug buying stocks and index funds. im a contrarian investor :smuggo:

cumshitter, do you think corporate capitalism will survive the pandemic or is it in the at-risk age bracket?

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

juche avocado posted:

the smell is cum

i can smell his av

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Chard posted:

im not advising you to cough on cops


that would be irresponsible

oh yeah what are the cops doing during this poo poo i forgot about them

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

people are saying...wow...what a great outcome...

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

skaboomizzy posted:

lmao I tried to do the census online and it's not enough to just click the box for "white", they want to know your specific national origin

just in case you wanted to know where this is all going

do they ask this if ur black too??

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Normally the buck stops with me lmfao

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Kazak_Hstan posted:

So what exactly is the justification for classifying reports on the spread of a global pandemic? That's not deeply dangerous national security information, that's public health information. The national security apparatus and its endless appetite for secrecy and bureaucratic power is yet again hurting people.

trump didnt want the number to go up

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

its friday and i dont have my loving trumbux i am about to go ballistic

WHERE ARE TEHY FATBOI

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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

WHERES MY MONEY TRUMV

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