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MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER
the trump is a miasma, of poison fecal miasma

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MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

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His name is Bernie

It's Bernie Sanders

He's the only Pol who never panders

Oh he's Bernie, yes Bernie Sanders

Rigging, collusion, Joe Bidens confusion

But there's still time

To vote Bernie

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

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Nash posted:

I don’t want old people to die of the virus because my Grandpa is 95 and in poor health. He also hates Trump and said he didn’t fight Nazis in WW2 to see one as the president here.

my grandpa would have been 103 if he were alive today, and I thank the good lord that he peaced out right after the 2010 midterms

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

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Siljmonster posted:

How the gently caress am I supposed to survive when both my jobs are now gone.

Goonbank Mutual Aid Society: XXXXL Sweatpants for All

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

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juche avocado posted:

*bang bang* THE GAY AGENDA ASCENDANT,

*boom* NOW GET READY FOR PEGGING,

*smash* SHE'S QUITE POSSIBLY INTO IT

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

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juche avocado posted:

you haven't lived until your (male) urethra has handled, uh, simultaneous multimodal traffic l

imo

I passed a kidney stone once and it wasn't so bad, I just thought I had a UTI so i upped my water intake a whoop out the fucker came

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER
cummy wap supeme on this binch

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

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ArmZ posted:

gently caress you!!!!!

i always want to like arby's but my body absolutely does not like a full pound of beef and cheese product

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

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Flavius Aetass posted:

lol I'm constantly mystified by people like you

my body is a temple and my gut is samson, trying to tear the old building down

e: in this metaphor arby's is delilah

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

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Louisgod posted:

how, why, is booze somehow gone near where you live or something

they closed the liquor control board in PA, lmao

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

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Yo plinks if you wanna meet me in Waverly, NY i can hook you up with some good WNY vodkas


dunno if this counts as :warez:

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

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Virtual Russian posted:

"April" as a concept giving me chills.

my last four months have gone like this: my great aunt died, my girlfriend died, several friends caught the roni, half my office got laid off

my dad just called me and told me he's "got a cold" and he's been working in fuckin' south brooklyn rec centers as he's an out of work teacher.


he is 60 and smokes :smithicide:

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MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

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Plinkey posted:

jesus christ dude

my life is Very Not Good

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