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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

one trump two trump red trump blue trump

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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

C-Euro posted:

It blows my mind that Trump is holding the most powerful political office in the world today, possibly ever, and only uses it to

1. Make money
2. Make people tell him what a strong special daddy he is
3. Make fun of people he dislikes without fear of retribution

If even like a B-tier Roman emperor were put into the Oval Office today we'd be straight up annexing other countries. Really shows the level of restraint that Trump has when you think about it.


I keep forgetting to put it on my phone

the dark secret of modern american politics is that the presidency isn't actually that powerful apart from control over judicial appointments, which has enormous long term implications but is too boring for most people to care about

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


not an obgyn but it's really weird that hillary has trumps face in the place where most women have trump's neck

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

truanon is the most smoothbrained poo poo, fuckin deep dives on how Amy klobuchar’s butler is glenn glooberman the 19th cousin of ghislaine maxwell or whatever

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/aedwardslevy/status/1234255109586026496?s=21

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016



This is good... for no one!

TRUMP!

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


why is gabbard there

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


I remember when BLM protestors did this with Bernie back in 2016. was a somewhat different reaction online to that one

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

*travels back in time to 2016, grabs a random bystander and starts violently shaking them while screaming* “Bernie Sanders is the Yoko Ono of Public Enemy!!!”

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

tenderjerk posted:

every shitass lib is falling in line over 1 win in 30 years by a man who has loving dementia

Why is the dnc subverting the Will Of The People loving full stop

can't believe the dem establishment is betraying its dearest ally and friend, bernie sanders

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Squinky v2.0 posted:

every time a thing happens mike Bloomberg has a bunch of ads about it in my tv and I’m sick of it


black ppl don’t like Bloomberg so here’s 30 seconds of a black guy who does

women think mike Bloomberg sucks so here’s a few gals talking about mikes mom

everyone’s getting novel coronavirus and here’s mike with a novel commercial up in your television about trulp

trulp!

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


the diamond and silk grift game is incredibe, nothing but respect tbh

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

lmao if its 2020 and your idea of fixing our healthcare system is "expand the aca"

gently caress off

lol if its 2020 and your idea of fixing america's healthcare system is anything other than "the complete nuclear obliteration of the united states of america"

trump!

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

*guy currently reading the Robert E Howard Conan omnibus charges into thread nude, oiled, and screaming*

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

tupm tuesday

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

lol they do realize that when the polls close local time in California it's going to be 11 PM EST?

the inhabitants of the succ exist beyond time, in a permanent state of arzy

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

sinnesloeschen posted:

I can't believe how excited I am for the Biden campaign!

i am touched by the Hand of Joe

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

lmao, absolutely lmao forever, that the net result of the four early states was that the race just reverted back to where it was Jan 1. basically identical to what would have happened if SC, NV, NH and IA had voted on super tuesday

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Wrex Ruckus posted:

I haven't been here long enough to know who arzy is, but I am definitely "arzying" right now

"Arzying" is a forums verb for freaking out because you're paranoid that the Forums preferred candidate is going to lose. It dates back to 2008 when forums member Arzy was absolutely terrified that Obama was going to lose what turned out to be a lay-up election against McCain. it was also popular in 2016 when Trump appeared to be at a large disadvantage in national polling throughout the race but, well, lol

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016



bernie should have fired his campaign manager the minute he came up with a strategy that depended on Cory Booker's electoral performance

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Glimm posted:

if Bernie can’t beat joe fuckin hair sniffing Biden how is he gonna best trumo

given Biden's clear weaknesses and despite his performance in the primary so far, it is clearly time for the superdelegates to step in and commit to supporting Bernie Sanders as the nominee

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016



nephew hassan will feel the kiss of the belt tonight

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


:patriot:

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Q: What do you say to Bernie Sanders after Super Tuesday 2020?

A: Nothing. He's already been told twice! :twisted:

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

online:

irl:

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

angerbeet posted:

Wow, amazing that Trump won the election early and is now double President

Wow! President Trump!

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


tupmr

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

*stevie nicks voice*

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

tunlup

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


that this person is a member of the new york times editorial board explains a lot about the new york times

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1236096307858681857?s=20

going from 'White House Chief of Staff' to 'Special Envoy to Northern Ireland' is like in the USSR when they'd send failed coup leaders to go be the night manager of a hydroelectric dam in turkmenistan or something

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Apraxin posted:

lol trump and bonesaw man both getting a little late-friday purge on
https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1236098856368181248

i love my familyi

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

somehow it's the non self-created crises that seem to give trump the biggest opportunities to show how amazingly bad of a president he is. i really appreciate that he puts in special effort when the root cause of a problem isn't one of his own fuckups.

trump!

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

given how the Dem primary has narrowed down to two late 70s guys to run against trump there is an excellent chance that the most powerful human being on the planet will spend the next term diaped-up 24/7 and a fairly strong chance that he will poo poo himself live on TV and frankly I couldn’t be more excited

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

tantro

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

tunty

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/ppollingnumbers/status/1236994254012121088?s=21

how could Epic-MRA President Bernie Porn do this

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

never forget

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

stocks people (horrified): it’s a bloodbath!

nite crew (jumping up and down clapping): bloodbath! bloodbath! trump!

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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

aware of dog posted:

this lady wrote a book about how Sirhan Sirhan didn’t actually kill RFK? :thunk:

seems reliable

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