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Durf
Aug 16, 2017





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Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Trumo's loyalty test is to ruthlessly insult people and see if they fight back

quote:

The president was upset that McCabe had allowed Comey to fly back from Los Angeles on the FBI’s official plane after being fired. McCabe explained the decision, and Trump exploded: “That’s not right! I never approved that!” He didn’t want Comey allowed into headquarters—into any FBI building. Trump raged on. Then he said, “How is your wife?”

“She’s fine.”

“When she lost her election, that must have been very tough to lose. How did she handle losing? Is it tough to lose?”

McCabe said that losing had been difficult but that Jill was back to taking care of children in the emergency room.

“Yeah, that must have been really tough,” the president told his new FBI director. “To lose. To be a loser.”

As McCabe held the phone, his aides saw his face go tight. Trump was forcing him into the humiliating position of not being able to stand up for his wife. It was a kind of Mafia move: asserting dominance, emotional blackmail.

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2020/04/how-to-destroy-a-government/606793/

everytime he makes fun of Scalise's balls he's doing a loyalty check

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




when Trump names Diamond and Silk to the supreme court will they get to do cases together, with Diamond doing all the talking while Silk does sassy reactions

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Durf
Aug 16, 2017




DryGoods posted:

no matter who gets the most votes tomorrow, the real winner is Democracy

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/mar/02/texas-polling-sites-closures-voting


quote:

A Guardian analysis based on that report confirms what many activists have suspected: the places where the black and Latinx population is growing by the largest numbers have experienced the vast majority of the state’s poll site closures.

The analysis finds that the 50 counties that gained the most Black and Latinx residents between 2012 and 2018 closed 542 polling sites, compared to just 34 closures in the 50 counties that have gained the fewest black and Latinx residents.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





the NYC/DC elite all go to the same fundraisers and parties regardless of supposed political affiliation

its rich vs not

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




eric ciaramella posted:

if trump has 10 billion, then he is donating 1/100,000 of his wealth. very generous.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




NUMBERRRRR

Durf has issued a correction as of 21:07 on Mar 3, 2020

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Chris Matthews quitting reminded me of when Shep Smith quit Fox without warning after Barr paid them a visit

wonder if he's still alive

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





and she knows about winning!!!!

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Joe can be himself again!!!

https://twitter.com/federalistmemes/status/1235016647443984384

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




euphronius posted:

I can’t even imagine caring about Biden or him winni ng the General

lol Biden's rallies are gonna be sadder than Hillary's

and no talent will show up election night after Hillary's glass ceiling celebration disaster

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




DryGoods posted:

Biden stage being stormed by demonstrators

protect the future president!

LET HIM AT EM

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Youth with a Skull posted:

lmao isnt secret service supposed to stop that???

they're probably on Trump's payroll now

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Wrex Ruckus posted:

they help a lotta little old ladies from flah-rida

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





special delivery!!!!

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




ordered a shipping container full of toilet paper and all i got was this coronavirus

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Eleven Eleven posted:

Contested convention, so lol, loving nope sadly.

Bloomberg and Warren just basically guaranteed that nobody gets a delegate majority and that Joe Biden will most likely have a very slim delegate plurality come convention time.

Which means the convention is blown wide-the-gently caress open after the first ballot when nobody secures a majority and then the super-delegates get to vote and who the gently caress knows how that's going to go, but my money is on Bloomberg buying the nomination and then throwing really stupid amounts of money at defeating Trump, somehow pulling of a win and then ushering in the Cyberpunk Neo-Gilded Age against the backdrop of a civil unrest and a serious pandemic.

This is the timeline we deserve.

Warren pledges delegates to Biden and becomes VP pick

Biden dies from eye explosion or melting brain

Warren enters final debates in his place

Warren loses worse than Hillary

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Lladre posted:

Didn't people flip their poo poo when they did a monologue in German that they perceived as some sort of Hitler speech but it turned out he was reciting the declaration of independence in German?

here's a german reading a home improvement catalogue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-J4FXp5g2Q

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Inspector Hound posted:

Lol there's just not a more villainous language

I once played those clips for a german exchange student friend and he said "That's scary german. Austrian german."

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




rip to a real one

https://twitter.com/nickciarelli/status/1205354210465742848

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





Durf
Aug 16, 2017




the Pod Jons woke up with a sigh of relief

the american people had spoken, their data had been confirmed, and only center-right incrementalism could defeat the villain Donald J Trump

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




tacodaemon posted:

hey, it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my entire life


https://mobile.twitter.com/RetroNewsNow/status/1235278935073656838

wanna see a version of this where some dork has replaced the joystick with his peen and the babes are wondering why the machine screams every time they do a Spinning Piledriver

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




i read Blood Meridian, The Road, and Riddley Walker just in time for the recession and I felt like the world was ending lol

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





I know who he is goddamit

got EN tickets for october

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Durf
Aug 16, 2017




2DCAT posted:

Biden eh? Feeling pretty good about accidently toxxing in the tormp thread about a year back now :fsmug:

i would toxx but there's a good chance most of the frontrunners will die of natural causes by november

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Nichael posted:

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1235326756543959041?s=20

trump suddenly not having dementia when discussing primaries is some real idiot savant, flowers for algernon poo poo

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




the popes toes posted:

Riding around naked in a go-cart with a shriner's fez on my head with the rest of the dads

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Mr. Sharps posted:

lol trupo doensnt know how to cross his arms

i think its a combination of his girth, tiny arms, and the hyper engineered suits attempting to make him look human

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




during one of my worst times working nightshifts in a frozen hellhole, a friend offered to take me on a cruise and i was just looking forward to lying in the sun and doing absolutely nothing

but now i know cruises are just enormous petri dishes where one thing goes wrong and BAM overflowing toilets

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




hot tips for a good cruise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56dftCIQ4d8

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Dirty Dads

DONE DIRT CHEAP

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




trueanon lady sounds like the "That's Praxissssss" girl

https://twitter.com/whysimonewhy/status/1143280089133699072

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





grats lizard overlords on your continuing campaign to manufacture candidates so abhorrent that everyone welcomes the death of democracy

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Plinkey posted:

i just sneezed 20 times in a row, who wants to come get some cornoa

doodoo DOODOO doo DOO

myyyy corona

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




dems did that thing where people see a breakout success and clone it without realizing the original was more than the sum of its parts

what I'm saying is Trump is Toy Story and Biden is Bee Movie

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Durf
Aug 16, 2017




hmmm Farscape is on prime

never watched it

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