March 2020 Current Events Thread: The revolution lives on

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Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Sounds like they're prepping for him to be Biden's VP.

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Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

I mean he already said it was a hoax, how could he be wrong?

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 18:38

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

shame on an IGA posted:

Jesus christ let this man go home and have a blankie and some warm milk and pet a good dogge already

https://twitter.com/BethLynch2020/s...ingawful.com%2F

Quality horse you hitched yourself to there, DNC

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 06:30

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Catch some weird fuckin looks when I justify my decision to vote for Sanders with, "He's a good man." Apparently that's not how this works for a lot of people.

It's not. I know more than one Republican who hates Trump and thinks he's "pretty much just a mobster bully", but will vote for him again because he's on the correct side.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 17:54

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Naramyth posted:

A good use of half a billion dollars

Clearly couldn't have been used to save lives or improve living conditions for anyone. gently caress you, Mike.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2020 17:27

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Buttcoin purse posted:

Don't read the comments.

I wish all the commenters - all of which think that guy is a hero - lived in a town where every petty squabble was settled in that way.

I'm totally going to watch it but holy poo poo that guy was an rear end in a top hat

# ¿ Mar 5, 2020 07:49

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

bird cooch posted:

Decades ago I was a Republican.

It shows

# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 16:17

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

bird cooch posted:

yeah it sure does because I am aware of the past and honest with the decisions and positions that I've held in order to inform the decisions I make going forward. Also I'm kind of old now.

I'm sure all of you guys plopped into politics fully-formed with really smart takes and deep understandings.

which I know isn't true cuz....I mean obviously right now you're going through the awkward learning and growing stage. It'll be really embarrassing later like all those people who used to be all about Ron Paul.

You're the only smart person in the room, got it. Take a step back guys, we're not allowed to have opinions because we're just kids.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 16:34

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

GoGoGadget posted:

I don't understand...how is this guy wrong? From what info has been posted here, McNally took money for shirts but didn't deliver them? Am I missing something?

You're missing a lot, friend.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2020 23:37

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Woofer posted:

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1236994963503751170?s=20

Might be one of the most idiotic things I've seen in the past ten minutes.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 18:15

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Are there no mirrors in the room

drat, fuckin dusted

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 19:31

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Sacrist65 posted:

"Your passion for change seems to be mostly for yourselves" says author who in the latter part of the same sentence mentions child care and paid family leave.

No, see, those are changes to America. We don't change America, it's perfect. Change the world! There's nothing to fix at home, you selfish kids!

# ¿ Mar 10, 2020 00:45

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Fallom posted:

Socialist bailouts for me but not for thee

Trump is on the air talking about his brilliant federal response plan to loving cut taxes. Meanwhile, my wife was just sent home from work because they exposed her to Coronavirus

Wait isn't your wife the one who's immunosuppressed due to a transplant? Holy poo poo, dude.

ElMaligno posted:

Are you chuggin' the dumb bitch juice? because this is a galaxy brain level take.

You know as well as I do that Pook is always drinking the dumb bitch juice.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2020 19:21

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Gonna be a fun day when a base gate guard gets confirmed as being infected.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2020 19:33

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Is this a Captain Trips reference?

No it's a "well this is gonna be nuts" scenario.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2020 19:52

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Kawasaki Nun posted:

wtf is richard marx?

Looks like someone couldn't be bothered to Google

# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 22:50

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

bird cooch posted:

So primary voting population went up, but the youth vote didn't track. you can phrase that however you want but if the old people numbers went up and the middle people numbers go up and the young people numbers don't go up that means a smaller percentage of the youth vote came out in comparison with the rest of the population.

You can try and think of this as old people came out as a result of young people coming out, and I wish that was true, but old people don't even know that people under 40 exist. To them everybody under 40 is 17 and snotty.

That spreadsheet right there says the youth numbers did go up. What are you talking about?

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 01:55

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

CommieGIR posted:

https://twitter.com/TinkerSec/status/1238155870384664578?s=19

Burn ICE to the ground. Also the dow has dropped 1000 points in about 30 minutes

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 18:46

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Kawasaki Nun posted:

drat ICE agents really are just loving moronic thugs. This isn't surprising but I thought federal employees would have a stronger self preservational instinct.

Wasn't there some post recently about an interview with a very high level CBP/ICE official who stated that they honestly believed they were above the law, and a super special army who could do what they wanted to whomever they wanted?

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 19:38

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

pantslesswithwolves posted:

I hope their protective details all turn on them at once.

100% same. Or that personal doctor poisons them all.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 21:36

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

SimonCat posted:

I remember reading an article about that and some of them almost got it. "What is stopping my armed employees from just killing me and taking over?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-6u_y4dTpg

https://onezero.medium.com/survival-of-the-richest-9ef6cddd0cc1

This one?

That Article posted:

Finally, the CEO of a brokerage house explained that he had nearly completed building his own underground bunker system and asked, “How do I maintain authority over my security force after the event?”

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 21:39

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Internet Wizard posted:

Honestly forget she got herself put back in jail because she refused to testify against wikileaks

According to that she's also still liable for $256,000.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 23:11

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

https://twitter.com/briantylercohen/status/1238155454108151808?s=19

That dude is so getting fired by Trump. Can't pay for free pandemic testing, but we can shove 1.5 trillion into the stock market because reasons

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 01:38

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Don Dongington posted:

I expected Russia would be getting totally boned by this thing, but according to what I've seen, they're either not testing anyone, or they were oddly responsive compared to the rest of the world

Which one do you think is the more likely scenario?

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 16:26

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

shame on an IGA posted:

Louisiana postponing primaries. It begins.

https://twitter.com/WAFB/status/1238493311876435969?s=19

Yeeee

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 17:18

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

GoGoGadget posted:

Jesus Christ

What?

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 23:05

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/...ingawful.com%2F

What in the absolute gently caress

Also I got this from facialimpediment but I didn't feel like quoting and editing the post just for this stupid poo poo

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 00:46

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Yeah what? (the tdy stuff)

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 04:49

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Bulky Bartokomous posted:

42 y.o. female patient presents with a fever, no other health issues. Overnight had to be moved to ICU with multiple organ failure, still desaturating on 40L/min oxygen. Had a heart attack and her lungs show massive hemorrhaging of water. Not responsive to any of the medications administered. One of 4 similar patients he/she saw last night.

Uhhhh

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 21:21

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Even if he did test positive they'd never say it. The best genes.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2020 00:31

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Bulky Bartokomous posted:

Chuds linking the article about Italian doctors making agonizing choices about who to treat as proof that universal healthcare leads to death panels.

Because triage doesn't make a difference here either right

# ¿ Mar 15, 2020 01:53

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

More like dumb AF

# ¿ Mar 15, 2020 19:40

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Yeah what

# ¿ Mar 17, 2020 04:46

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

[uncontrollable screaming]

# ¿ Mar 18, 2020 20:42

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

As far as I can tell the GOP can't even figure out how to means test the stimulus or how to split it up.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2020 21:00

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Fox News and Tucker Carlson say Stanford tested malaria meds on 40 people and they were all somehow cured, guys!

# ¿ Mar 19, 2020 03:05

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Fallom posted:

I got the drug news from Scientific American and some other articles; didn’t realize it was a Fox News myth?

There’s possible treatments but I don’t think anyone’s saying they’re a cure.

What I'm talking about is being peddled on Fox as a 100% cure. Out of 40 patients, 40 took this malaria drug and somehow were completely cured. Whether that means they passed two consecutive tests for COVID-19 or not, I do not know. I just know one of my chud former coworkers who's been saying the whole thing is no big deal is passing this off as a 100% fix for the disease that has wracked Italy and is about to wrack us.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2020 04:53

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Milo and POTUS posted:

https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1240840590469869568?s=19

Hahahaha

Who exactly did they poll? Fox News viewers?

# ¿ Mar 20, 2020 05:33

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

But you see it's the Democrat plant of a doctor who's panicking people to tank the economy so he can make the president look bad

And also the job creators are more important than the labor force!

HOW IS THIS A REAL THING THESE loving IDIOTS BELIEVE

These loving morons won't be happy until a few hundred thousand are dead, and even then it will be a democrats fault

Riot Carol Danvers fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Mar 21, 2020

# ¿ Mar 21, 2020 18:37

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 09:30

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Lando reading the last few pages of this thread

# ¿ Mar 23, 2020 00:37

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