BYOB sells out

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I've looked at the data and crunched the numbers and I can only come to one conclusion: in order for BYOB to survive, we're going to need to sell out and sell out hard. As it stands the yob cannot continue much longer in its current state so in order to bring in more cash flow we're going to need to come up with ways that we, as an online community, can just give in to "the man" as it were. And no, having a bake sale is not selling out. Neither is having a baked sale.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 03:05

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 17:28

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We could sell ad space on the hammock and also possibly the cat.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 04:34

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Manifisto posted:

heartbreaking plea to visit our gofundme but the links all take you to the byob reggae

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 04:52

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Manifisto posted:

will there be some chords in a I-V-vi-IV progression, he asked hopefully

If there isn't I'm sending him back to the studio

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 06:09

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Kief Richards posted:

BYOB finally had to start using coupons and looking for deals

This got dark...

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 08:02

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

BYOB sold out and then THIS happened

Will I believe what happens next?

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 12:59

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Kief Richards posted:

What if BYOB gets a job???

Is the weed store hiring?

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 17:25

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google THIS posted:

Ask your doctor if BYOB is right for you!

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Lawyers, rite guyz? :jerkbag: