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hhhat
Apr 29, 2008
OK here's the deal this poo poo is now a 1v1 and we're behind by a little but not out. This thread is for sharing your stories about volunteering, asking about volunteering, and encouraging goons to volunteer.

For you who haven't yet done the volunteer work: look, I know it sounds hard. I'm an antisocial fatass just like everyone else here. I barely even do callouts on Overwatch. But last December I signed up to do some stuff that made me anxious as all hell cause I want Bernie to win. The poo poo they asked me to do was nuts. Cold calling people in the midwest? Knocking on some rando's door? Talking about politics with my friends and family??

But yeah I fuckin did it. And I got Berno about 10 votes that I know of personally. Felt so much better than just reading D&D threads and worrying like I did in 2016

Now here's the loving deal you fucks. Only like 18 states have voted. That means there's 32 left. You want that good feeling? Get the gently caress on this train right now. And here's a bonus you get that I didn't get. You get to tell people who were going to vote for Warren to get on the loving train too. We're gonna call New York! And Detroit! And Phoenix! And Seattle! And Chicago! And other places! WAAAAAAAAAUGH!

I want stories about volunteering. I've got a few. I convinced a Trump voter to go for Bernie in Iowa! I got a Warren voter to change her mind *on the way to the poll* this Tuesday! I convinced my boomer parents to vote for a socialist! Look, this poo poo seems hard until you do it. Now I'm a pro. Give me a pamphlet and I'll come to your house and bang on your door until you come out to talk to me about why communism is the only way now. Volunteering loving rules and you should all be doing it.

My personal goal for this thread is to get someone to volunteer because of the thread.

Oh here - you'll need this https://berniesanders.com/volunteer/ - or message me, cause I know campaign workers




I. M. Gei posted:

For those of you who are volunteering, it would help for you to remind voters that nobody will vote for a Democratic candidate if they’re the same as the Republican candidate. Therefore, we need to vote for a Democrat who is DIFFERENT from the Republican.

Voting for a centrist like Joe Biden WON’T make Republicans vote Democrat.

Voting for a centrist like Joe Biden WILL, instead, make Democrats not vote at all. In large numbers!


Republicans will NEVER vote Democrat! There is NO POINT WHATSOEVER in wasting our time trying to change their minds!

NOBODY is going to vote for a Democrat that will do the same poo poo Trump does, when they can just vote for Trump instead!

Therefore, if you want to beat Trump, then you’d better vote for Bernie Sanders!

Aesculus posted:

Literally anyone in the world can volunteer there is no loving excuse, I'm in Australia and I've sent thousands of texts and made a few calls too :rms:

Both the Bernie dialler and the Bernie texter are web based platforms. Even if you're overseas and can't make international calls or texts you can still use them.

For the Bernie dialler just input your country code or any number for your phone, login as instructed and let the page access your microphone. Even if you can't make any of the training webinars there are resources and a slack link at berniesanders.com/call (also the place you go to login to call people!)


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The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
hell yeah dude. I volunteered in Austin and it was one of the most affirming, and satisfying experiences in my life.

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


My states not up for a few more weeks and I am chomping at the bit to knock on doors and spread the gospel of Bernie.

Anyone nervous about volunteering should stay with texting, it is chill and cool and relatively it's literally just clicking through a script and tagging the person you're texting!

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

The REAL Goobusters posted:

hell yeah dude. I volunteered in Austin and it was one of the most affirming, and satisfying experiences in my life.

Maybe the best part was finding out how many Bernie people there were around here

I even made friends and poo poo

Hell yeah dude

cool dance moves posted:

My states not up for a few more weeks and I am chomping at the bit to knock on doors and spread the gospel of Bernie.

Anyone nervous about volunteering should stay with texting, it is chill and cool and relatively it's literally just clicking through a script and tagging the person you're texting!

Texting is volunteering on easy mode and I super endorse it!

Are there knock door events on the map calendar thing already for where you're at? Sign up early cause the organizers love getting that email! *ding!* you're not gonna be canvassing by yourself! yessssss

tonberi
Oct 17, 2003


I'm really socially anxious and after canvassing once I got the training to host and have been canvassing in very conservative Eastern Washington.

In doing so I've met a lot of really cool people, convinced a lot of undecideds to feel the Bern, and the worst rejection I've gotten has either been "no, we're republicans now" or "no never that guy". Because I go with my 4 year old, we don't always get the full 50 done, but every time we've changed at least one person's mind and everybody is surprised that anybody is canvassing in this area.

I was also nervous about a large Spanish population and my inability to speak Spanish, but even that has been a very surmountable obstacle, as showing Bernie's picture has produced warm reactions in spite of my inability to communicate verbally.

Go knock doors, text, or phone for Bernie!

Not many people have signage here, so it's always nice when they ask for one of our banners to put in a window :bernget20:

vvv Yes, doing this hard, and in general have been adding lots of people to Minivan / Bern app since many voters in the lists here have moved out but have politically inactive family that are registering to vote for Bernie!

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hhhat
Apr 29, 2008
Make sure to mark those Spanish speakers in Minivan so the campaign can get ahold of them! There's plenty of volunteers who can do exactly that

The best part is when you see a Bernie sign in the yard

gently caress yeah I'm knocking on your door what the gently caress is up yo

stephenfry
Nov 3, 2009

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always be closing. you need to reach people at a high rate at this stage in the primary
let the people talk more than you do -- the ideal conversation is one where you are purely phatic and nudging and they persuade themselves within about two minutes
err on the side of interpreting people's actions as being as receptive as possible; i.e. someone who doesn't explicitly say "do not contact me again" is just a "not home" or "didn't answer" -- you might have not got your targeted person anyway

I've got super lucky and been able to use my crap mandarin to convert people that other campaigners told me were hostile. It paid off measuring my own anticipation of risk and just going for it.
I shocked some people who could not credit the idea of universal healthcare being anything but massive queues and limited supplies by showing them some bernie campaign data.
I got a guy who didn't even know what a primary was, or who bernie was, or that there was an election this year, to register and commit.

One thing that pisses me off about online is people not realizing how many people are in grinding poverty with ancillary health problems. I understand that the Bernie campaign is targeting these people unlike any other campaign. The biggest obstacle once they are talking to you is that the stuff on offer seems too good to be true. Then you just need to talk about walmart's internal planned economy (bigger than most countries? bigger than spain or belgium), other countries, and bernie's achievements

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

stephenfry posted:

always be closing. you need to reach people at a high rate at this stage in the primary
let the people talk more than you do -- the ideal conversation is one where you are purely phatic and nudging and they persuade themselves within about two minutes
err on the side of interpreting people's actions as being as receptive as possible; i.e. someone who doesn't explicitly say "do not contact me again" is just a "not home" or "didn't answer" -- you might have not got your targeted person anyway

This is perfect info for new volunteers. You really just listen to them talk. The Trump lady from Iowa who decided to vote for Bernie? I let her just rant for 10 minutes. An occasional 'hmm mhmm' and 'oh yeah?' from me. That's it. At the end she told me I was so polite and she really was suprised I didn't argue with her about the Prez. I was like 'nah that's not why I'm here, I just want people to vote for my guy' and she agreed. It's like magic, this listening thing.

Honestly their mantra of 'don't argue' is freeing. Most of everyone on here I think (including me) envisioned going out and trying to argue people into going for Berno. You just don't. You sit quietly and maybe tell them you're voting cause you'd really like to stop paying your ex-wife's student loans. And also you spent 5 G's on medical expenses last year even with your insurance policy.

poo poo works guys. poo poo. Works.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

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Crossposting some stuff I posted in other threads in the hopes that those of you who volunteer will use it.



We need to spend the next 5 days hammering Joe Biden’s voting record into Michigan and Washington voters’ heads.

Cuz if we don’t remind every single voter in every state that Biden fuckin loves/loved segregation at least 3 times an hour every hour until every states’ primary, then maybe Bernie deserves to lose. And by “we” I mean Bernie’s campaign media team and all of you reading this (and myself).

In fact, if any of y’all know anybody in Bernie’s campaign (or in any group that supports Bernie) that does TV ads, then y’all need to tell them to push Biden’s voting record and segregation poo poo HARD! AS! gently caress! in attack ads over the next few weeks or longer. Also a reminder that attack ads are best made and put out by 3rd-party groups that aren’t directly affiliated with the Bernie campaign itself, since a whoooooole lot of voters (my dad included) are turned off by political attack ads of any kind from anyone, even a candidate they support.



A lot of people in Florida are probably early voting right now, too. Remember that Florida is CHOCK FULL of old people. Push the “Biden loves segregation and hates your social security” poo poo to EVERYONE, and I mean REALLY hammer that poo poo into their skulls, and give coronavirus to anyone who still wants to vote Biden after that. Next week should be enough time for it to start showing symptoms. don’t actually infect people with diseases, you psycho

If you’re doing texting, phone-banking, or canvassing for Bernie in Florida right now, there’s pretty much no excuse for you to NOT be pushing anti-Biden poo poo to everyone you talk to. And don’t forget to tell everyone to tell all of their friends why Biden bad too!

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Ibexaz
Jul 23, 2013

The faces he makes while posting are inexcusable! When he writes a post his face is like a troll double checking bones to see if there's any meat left! When I post I look like a peacock softly kissing a rose! Didn't his parents provide him with a posting mirror to practice forums faces growing up?
What kind of working knowledge would I need if I wanted to canvas, or phone bank? I want to help but I'm afraid I just don't know enough about Bernies policies or how they fit in the big picture to really argue for them in any detail. I support and can champion many of Bernies policies from an emotional standpoint, but I have trouble backing them up when it comes to the logistics due to issues with memory recall. Is this a valid fear? Is my answer to just do my research and get a clearer understanding of his issues? Are there other ways to help out that I'm not thinking of?

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

i really want to phone bank or canvas before i gently caress back off overseas but ive been stymied in these efforts by the fact that i dont have a working smart phone which frustrates me to no end because even though im right in vancouver right now everything ive read about these volunteer events seems to say i need one or else i cant even bother

i would love nothing more than to gently caress off to one of these events and get to work but without a smart phone or car it just doesnt seem like its possible for me to actually do anything man i just wish i could call whoevers in charge around here and see if gadgets are actually as important as the websites making them sound

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

I. M. Gei posted:

Crossposting some stuff I posted in other threads in the hopes that those of you who volunteer will use it.

If people fuckin knew about Biden there's no way they'd vote for him, this is all truth. Godspeed

Ibexaz posted:

What kind of working knowledge would I need if I wanted to canvas, or phone bank? I want to help but I'm afraid I just don't know enough about Bernies policies or how they fit in the big picture to really argue for them in any detail. I support and can champion many of Bernies policies from an emotional standpoint, but I have trouble backing them up when it comes to the logistics due to issues with memory recall. Is this a valid fear? Is my answer to just do my research and get a clearer understanding of his issues? Are there other ways to help out that I'm not thinking of?

Dude if you can talk about why you want Bernie to win honestly with a personal story that's all you need. If someone ever asks you 'but what specifically about the policy' you can direct them to the website, or to info@ (the universal bernie email) and they can get very specific answers. But nobody you canvass or phonebank is gonna ask that. You're all good! If you know he's for medicare for all, student debt forgiveness, taxing the rich fucks, etc then you're golden. You're spreading the word. Hell, maybe you're just telling people who already are voting Bernie that election day is next week! Last Saturday during canvassing I caught a supporter who had spaced out that it was Super Tuesday in three days. She was like 'oh gently caress, thank god you came by my house'

What I'm saying is your fears are understandable, jesus I had them when I started calling Iowa on day one, but the organization is massive, experienced, and the people are wicked cool. While you're on phonedesk you're also in a chat channel with all the other bernie volunteers. And you've got people who been there for months doing this poo poo. Join us bro! No research required! Jump in and we'll get you all in. It's fuckin great!

Some Guy TT posted:

i really want to phone bank or canvas before i gently caress back off overseas but ive been stymied in these efforts by the fact that i dont have a working smart phone which frustrates me to no end because even though im right in vancouver right now everything ive read about these volunteer events seems to say i need one or else i cant even bother

i would love nothing more than to gently caress off to one of these events and get to work but without a smart phone or car it just doesnt seem like its possible for me to actually do anything man i just wish i could call whoevers in charge around here and see if gadgets are actually as important as the websites making them sound

You can in fact do phonebanking from your computer as long as you have a microphone and (ideally) headphones! The website you get dropped into will run on VOIP if you can't use a phone line. Also! If you have a regular as poo poo phone with no smart phone parts, that is to say, a traditional bell telephone, you can still use it to phonebank! Just you need the computer to access the script and log the gently caress in.

So if you don't have a smartphone, you must have posted this from a computer. What I'm saying is join the phonebank crew! gently caress yeah!

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

its a hotel computer unfortunately and my proprietary notebook charger is hosed and im on my way out of the country since i dont actually live here right now

i remember doing the literal obama phonebank in 2008 and also hilary canvassing in 2016 and was caught off guard by how digitized everything is now in this country i no longer live in

i really regret being complacent and not preparing for this better people who dont share my bizarre lifestyle choices please dont make excuses because i feel like poo poo right now and youre gonna feel like poo poo too if you dont do anything

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006
I spent like 4 hours phonebanking on Tuesday, playing hooky from my white collar telework job. Now I’m signing up to be a Victory Captain. I presume it means I get a cool uniform after the revolution?

stephenfry
Nov 3, 2009

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Some Guy TT posted:

i really want to phone bank or canvas before i gently caress back off overseas but ive been stymied in these efforts by the fact that i dont have a working smart phone which frustrates me to no end because even though im right in vancouver right now everything ive read about these volunteer events seems to say i need one or else i cant even bother

i would love nothing more than to gently caress off to one of these events and get to work but without a smart phone or car it just doesnt seem like its possible for me to actually do anything man i just wish i could call whoevers in charge around here and see if gadgets are actually as important as the websites making them sound



Just show up to a canvass. Where possible, they will pair you up (for liability, confidence, error-checking reasons) and chances are most other people have a car and a smartphone. Let the organizers know when you arrive that you are going to be the person carrying the clipboard or the literature for someone because you have neither car nor phone and they can almost certainly accommodate you gratefully.

You are yet another motivated warm body turning up on doorsteps with your own reasons for supporting Bernie. Biden can't match that.

If nothing else, you can be the mobile partner to someone with a phone.

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Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

drat i wish i knew that a couple hours ago the website was emphasizing the rsvp and smart phone bit so hard i really wasnt sure everything has a start time and an address so its not like it would be hard to gatecrash

stephenfry
Nov 3, 2009

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Some Guy TT posted:

drat i wish i knew that a couple hours ago the website was emphasizing the rsvp and smart phone bit so hard i really wasnt sure everything has a start time and an address so its not like it would be hard to gatecrash

oh yeah rsvps are like facebook in that a lot of people don't deliver on their commitments. you're making up the numbers and honestly no one can complain

also,,, Canadian vancouver? dm me? e oh yeah I don't have plat whoops

hope you can do both days this weekend

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hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

Some Guy TT posted:

drat i wish i knew that a couple hours ago the website was emphasizing the rsvp and smart phone bit so hard i really wasnt sure everything has a start time and an address so its not like it would be hard to gatecrash

Good news friend you can still do this from whatever part of the world you go to. The internet is magic!

You could even tell people where you're calling from to impress them how much you care about things!

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:

I spent like 4 hours phonebanking on Tuesday, playing hooky from my white collar telework job. Now I’m signing up to be a Victory Captain. I presume it means I get a cool uniform after the revolution?

And on slack you get a cool icon next to your name!

Don't tell everyone but VCs get to man the guillotines

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

stephenfry posted:

also,,, Canadian vancouver? dm me? e oh yeah I don't have plat whoops

no washington vancouver slash portland

hhhat posted:

And on slack you get a cool icon next to your name!

Don't tell everyone but VCs get to man the guillotines

tell me more about this slack can i use it to do international bernie phonebanking just so long as i have a functional headset along with a computer

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

Some Guy TT posted:

tell me more about this slack can i use it to do international bernie phonebanking just so long as i have a functional headset along with a computer

Slack is like discord but people use it for work instead of games basically

You'd be in slack to chat with other phonebank people and campaign staff and get support with whatever comes up

You'd be signed in to the phonebank website to actually make calls over VOIP .. it will even give you a script walk you through the call and call the next person automatically

It's a great system and so easy to use. And you'll be on there with hundreds and even thousands at times. And if you need a hand you can DM me cause I'm totally in there and I've run several phonebanks. I'm a loving pro and soon you'll be too!

Get loving in! We got you

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

all right ill give it a try when im done with my traveling and work stuff which should be uh sunday your time i think dont have access to a headset right now i pmed you my email which im assuming is necessary to be invited anywhere

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

Some Guy TT posted:

all right ill give it a try when im done with my traveling and work stuff which should be uh sunday your time i think dont have access to a headset right now i pmed you my email which im assuming is necessary to be invited anywhere

Amazing! So glad to have you on board! We don't have an invite system unless you're looking to get next level (Victory Captain!) - the campaign is just happy to get any volunteers onboarded quickly.

What you should do is go to https://berniesanders.com/volunteer/ and click on 'Make Calls' - you'll get walked through signing up and given a rundown of how to get started. When you phonebank you can just do it by yourself for a shift, or you can attend someone's phonebank meeting, or you can even (pro mode) host your own with locals. I'd suggest starting with a shift by yourself to try it out. All you'll need is your computer and a landline phone, if you don't have a cell or a headset.

I think once you sign up you'll get the tutorial links, access to call scripts you can look over, and a link to join the Bernie Slack. Feel free to use this thread to report back, ask questions of us, and of course PM me for specifics.

I'm like, real happy if we get you to do some phonebanks. I'm hosting one tomorrow. This is it for us... make or break time!

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Phone banked a few times before and it was extremely rewarding to be around other supporters, and to talk to individuals and change a couple people's minds.

It's very easy to do in groups (preferable) or on your own, swallow your misgivings or anxieties and get Bernie elected!

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008
Especially with people apparently catching on to Joe Biden being maybe bad this weekend! We can do this thing!

Come on yall volunteer the gently caress out of things, what you got to lose for trying?

We really appreciate the donations cause it gets us things like office space and virtual meetings and ads but if you can talk to someone in Michigan this weekend you'd be a fuckin hero

stephenfry
Nov 3, 2009

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is there any sensible way to "profile" people when phonebanking? I know I want to kneejerk bring up Biden + NAFTA at every opportunity in michigan, but it might not persuade affluent people

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

stephenfry posted:

is there any sensible way to "profile" people when phonebanking? I know I want to kneejerk bring up Biden + NAFTA at every opportunity in michigan, but it might not persuade affluent people

I just ask people what their top issues are/what is most important in a candidate

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

stephenfry posted:

is there any sensible way to "profile" people when phonebanking? I know I want to kneejerk bring up Biden + NAFTA at every opportunity in michigan, but it might not persuade affluent people

Yeah agreed, ask what their big issue is. Honestly, no matter what they answer you can be like "Bernie is great on this thing" because, well, Bernie is great on just about everything.

If you ask them if they're for B dog and they're like nah maybe Joe then you can be like 'what is it about Joe' or 'what issue is the reason' and then once again bring it back to Bernie.

Basically ABB

Always Be Bernie-ing

"Oh yeah? Did you know Bernie voted against NAFTA?"

As for guessing what they want, just listen to them. All you're doing is planting seeds. If they never mention NAFTA but they say beating Trump is a big deal, you can point to the Head to Head polls. Hell, at this point, you could point to 2016. Cause Joe's a less inspiring Hillary. "I think doing something different against Trump this time is the only way we win. That's why I'm making these calls to your state for Bernie Sanders. We need someone who voted against NAFTA. Someone working for 15 dollar minimum wage for Michigan workers. Someone endorsed by all the unions. Someone trying to get everyone Medicare. There's only one candidate in the race doing all that, and we need your support to get him in the White House!"

I've definitely talked with voters about how scared I was of Joe getting the nom, because I don't know if he can beat Trump. But I know for sure that Bernie's groundswell of support will get out the vote in November. You can do that too.

Yay volunteering!

stephenfry
Nov 3, 2009

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thanks for the smart answers

Kazak posted:

I just ask people what their top issues are/what is most important in a candidate

I get quite a few people saying they don't care about politics. I press them, of course, maybe by asking if the people they care about care about politics. Or asking what matters to them in this world.

I think that's a "Refused"

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

Some Guy TT posted:

all right ill give it a try when im done with my traveling and work stuff which should be uh sunday your time i think dont have access to a headset right now i pmed you my email which im assuming is necessary to be invited anywhere

Not sure if you knew this, but you should still be able to textbank from a hotel computer. Everything is done through mouse and keyboard on a website, so if you want to get started asap it can be a stopgap until you can make calls.

e: Me, I've been forcing my socially anxious self to text, and as I've slowly swallowed my irrational dread it's been great to do something, however small. Hoping to get started on canvassing with my DSA chapter this weekend, so wish me luck.

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

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For those of you who are volunteering, it would help for you to remind voters that nobody will vote for a Democratic candidate if they’re the same as the Republican candidate. Therefore, we need to vote for a Democrat who is DIFFERENT from the Republican.

Voting for a centrist like Joe Biden WON’T make Republicans vote Democrat.

Voting for a centrist like Joe Biden WILL, instead, make Democrats not vote at all. In large numbers!


Republicans will NEVER vote Democrat! There is NO POINT WHATSOEVER in wasting our time trying to change their minds!

NOBODY is going to vote for a Democrat that will do the same poo poo Trump does, when they can just vote for Trump instead!

Therefore, if you want to beat Trump, then you’d better vote for Bernie Sanders!


(This should probably go in the OP)

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hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

stephenfry posted:

thanks for the smart answers


I get quite a few people saying they don't care about politics. I press them, of course, maybe by asking if the people they care about care about politics. Or asking what matters to them in this world.

I think that's a "Refused"

Yeah it's a refused. If they aint gonna vote they aint gonna vote. Move on and find the people who are gonna vote, so we can get them targeted for GOTV or get them off our lists cause they'll never vote bernie.


Big Mad Drongo posted:

e: Me, I've been forcing my socially anxious self to text, and as I've slowly swallowed my irrational dread it's been great to do something, however small. Hoping to get started on canvassing with my DSA chapter this weekend, so wish me luck.

Yeah man I hated even the idea of phoning people or knocking on doors, but it really just turns to determination after you get your first one. Then you're wishing the next person picks up or opens the door and hoping they're on team B so you can get them on that loving train. Good luck with canvassing! Being outside is actually cool too!


I. M. Gei posted:

(This should probably go in the OP)

Ive never done anything like this. But thanks for the suggestion and I've made it happen!

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

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^^^ Sweet, thanks! :)

Another thing that would help is for you to stroke the voters’ ego a bit.

Most undecided voters are astoundingly stupid people, who want to think they’re actually smart and CRAVE validation of their (possibly non-existent) intelligence. Old people are especially stupid, and remember, right now, OLD PEOPLE LOVE BIDEN.

So, when talking to voters, make sure to push that ONLY STUPID PEOPLE VOTE FOR JOE BIDEN, WHILE ONLY SMART PEOPLE VOTE FOR BERNIE SANDERS!

:v: “Wow, can you BELIEVE some of these people would be STUPID enough to actually vote for a guy like JOE BIDEN? What kind of BRAINLESS GARBAGE IDIOT would vote for a guy that [INSERT BAD poo poo BIDEN THINKS AND DOES HERE]? God!...”

:v: “... but I can tell, YOU’RE SMART! You’re clearly SO MUCH SMARTER than THOSE ANIMALS that like Joe Biden! YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY TOO SMART to vote for that shitbrain Biden! YOU’LL vote for Bernie Sanders, because GOD YOU’RE SO SMART! I bet you’re actually a SUPERHERO! You’re SAVING THE WORLD by voting for Bernie Sanders! Did you know that YOU’RE A HERO for being SMART ENOUGH to vote for Bernie Sanders? YOU should get a MEDAL and AWARDS for being SUCH a Bernie-voting HERO!”

(Obviously you won’t say these exact words. You’ll tweak it to suit your own personal style, to make it sound more authentic and natural, and less fishy.)

Some voters you’ll need to dial this back to keep them from thinking you’re slimy. Some voters are too stupid to get the idea unless you lay it on thick. But this is the general gist of how your pitch might look.

It may help to practice this sort of pitch on friends a bit, so if you have time and some people willing to help you out, practice and workshop it with them! It can’t hurt and can only help (Bernie)! :)


(Put this in the OP too)

I. M. Gei has issued a correction as of 21:41 on Mar 6, 2020

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008
Yeah the gloves are off Bernie's going on in about Joe and so should we

gently caress Joe btw

I dunno about this pitch though. You sure?

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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hhhat posted:

Yeah the gloves are off Bernie's going on in about Joe and so should we

gently caress Joe btw

I dunno about this pitch though. You sure?

I mean, in real life you’re not gonna lay it on that thick or sound like you’re insulting people.

My point is it helps to stroke some voters’ egos a little when you’re talking to them. Some voters are wise to that kind of poo poo and get put off by it, but others absolutely eat it up. A lot of unemployed housewives and stay-at-home moms love this. People who are bored all day long and feel insecure or inadequate because they don’t have careers of their own (like me :smithicide:) need that kind of validation, and a little ego-stroking can go a long way.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Can we get a mod to sticky this thread?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Hell yes, great thread.

Been sitting in texting queue all day, no texts for me yet. That's kind of awesome really, there are so many people doing texting today! I'll get my shot at some point.

Thank you to everyone who volunteers. This poo poo is so important and I deeply appreciate everyone who is contributing their valuable time to our dude.

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

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Another point for Bernie's electability is that Independents are a much larger proportion of the general electorate than the primary electorate. Bernie is the longest serving Independent in Congress and consistently has the highest favorability among Independents. Biden's record on trade, social security, etc. is a huge liability in swing states just like it was for Hillary.

Code Jockey posted:

Hell yes, great thread.

Been sitting in texting queue all day, no texts for me yet. That's kind of awesome really, there are so many people doing texting today! I'll get my shot at some point.

Thank you to everyone who volunteers. This poo poo is so important and I deeply appreciate everyone who is contributing their valuable time to our dude.

We're probably gonna be perpetually understaffed on phonebanking and overstaffed on texting. I would highly recommend taking the training class and signing up for a shift - just an hour to start and go from there. I have call center experience so I'm numb to this somewhat, but I know basically everyone in our generation is anxious about phone calls since we've all been texting for 15 years. If you're phonebanking alone from home, there's nothing wrong with a bit of liquid courage to take the edge off. Phonebanking now is short conversations getting Bernie supporters committed to vote and swaying undecideds so your average call is gonna be a couple minutes or less. If you aren't in or near one of the states voting next Tuesday and canvassing isn't an option, phonebanking is the best use of your time. Getting callers who support Bernie or whose whole families are voting for him is a great shot in the arm to keep you going. The first few calls will be awkward but you'll find your rhythm quickly.

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PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

Live in Southern Ontario and want to knock doors and attend a Bernie rally on Sunday, March 8? If you live anywhere between Kitchener and Ann Arbor, I will pick you up. I'm thinking knock doors from either 9am or 12pm until 3pm and then attend the rally at 6pm.

No excuses, Canada goons!

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