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by sebmojo
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please do not slime the sound equipment, you will be held liable
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by sebmojo
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listen, you're a very talented dancer but we've got a living skeleton that rips off her own skin as one of our regular acts, just taking off your clothes isn't going to do much for our patrons
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Mar 5, 2020 21:59
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by sebmojo
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if Vincent Price "accidentally" touches my rear end one more time i'm going to scream, which will be unfortunate for everyone since i am a banshee
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Mar 5, 2020 22:01
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by sebmojo
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i know that you're actually, literally called "hungry ghosts," i understand that -- but the krispy kremes in the break room were for everyone
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Mar 5, 2020 22:05
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*sigh* please don’t pull the typecasting card. you know as well as i do that no one cares about a werewolf’s standup act during a waxing gibbous
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Mar 5, 2020 22:22
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by sebmojo
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you're not listening to me--you're not listening.
yes, it would be awesome, but i simply cannot replace the water in the fire suppression system with blood and have it go off during your solo, the fire marshal would have my rear end.
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Mar 5, 2020 22:27
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by sebmojo
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very excited to be hosting The Mothra Radio Hour next month
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Mar 5, 2020 22:30
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by sebmojo
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i'm going to have to ask everyone to please remain in human form, the health inspector is here and we don't need him seeing someone transform into a squirming pile of rats in the kitchen ... again
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Mar 5, 2020 22:34
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by sebmojo
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as you're probably aware, we've attracted some controversy by selling noseplugs during this year's Coffin Up Some Dough: A Night of Ghoulish Cuisine and Culture charity event. i would ask everyone to please refrain from posting about the event using your personal social media accounts -- even if it's uncomfortable being called bigots or worse -- we have a publicist to deal with this, that's what she's paid to do.
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Mar 5, 2020 22:44
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Booed off the stage for covering Monster Mash.
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Mar 6, 2020 16:13
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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"Listen, I understand that you're a Phoenix, but trust me when I say that "Fire Festival" is not something you'd want to call your act!"
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Mar 7, 2020 02:54
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FALSE SLACK
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very excited to be hosting The Mothra Radio Hour next month
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May 28, 2024 00:37
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I'll be frank. the "boning" jokes are funny, they're gold. but after that it's 14 minutes of filler. your act, it's . . . well there's no meat on it, it's just a, er, scaffolding? a minimal framework on which further material needs to be added to obtain a satisfying whole? the hard stuff inside a, let's say an elephant, that sort of keeps everything standing tall instead of spreading into a puddle, but without the soft stuff? I'm sorry, I'm trying really hard not to be racist.
ty nesamdoom!
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