my whole lifestyle revolves around my owning a bidet

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > my whole lifestyle revolves around my owning a bidet

i've been looking over the stat sheets but i am wondering if the double hot presbyterian might be worth the 10,000 extra dollars.

Doubles as a baptismal font!

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 12:55

# ¿ May 16, 2024 13:11

Me, enjoying a refreshing butt wash on a Japanese bidet for the first time, and seeing that the power indicator is only showing 2 out of 10 bars:
https://i.imgur.com/4WeMI66.gifv

Bumping the power up to 4
https://i.imgur.com/3ZPFFuh.gifv

Trying 6
https://i.imgur.com/6zdseqS.gifv

Risking an 8
https://i.imgur.com/hd7rC6V.gifv

Mashing the full 10
https://i.imgur.com/b6fyd3w.gifv

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 18:11

You sit down while using it then wipe.

If the water running down your leg after that is still brown you didn't bidet enough.

Got to get one of those fancy air dryer models. Blow dry your bunghole.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2020 12:47

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