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"BUY debt!" I loudly say, mispronouncing the name like a Philistine. "I wonder how they flush south of the Equator?" I say, to no one in particular. Sure, people step away from me uncomfortably after awhile, clearly having established myself as a loud, uncouth boor. But that's only because I have the smug confidence that only a man who uses a bidet regularly can have, so it's all good . |
# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 23:19 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 23:18 |
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The water running out of my nose on our video conference might mean I'm sick with that virus OR it might mean my bidet's water pressure is a touch too high
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ¿ Mar 15, 2020 03:36 |