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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > my whole lifestyle revolves around my owning a bidet
 
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The Klowner

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FutonForensic posted:

oh Michael, so glad for you to rejoin us. I couldn't help but overhear you in the bathroom... tried the bidet, did you? *chuckles like a bidet owner* it's quite all right, everyone gets curious.

I can't help but envy you, Michael -- to experience it for the first time. what was it like? *whispers the words into your ear like a bidet whispers water into your butthole* refreshing? exhilarating? purifying?

lmao

* # ¿ Mar 13, 2020 16:34
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The Klowner

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I know at least two people for whom the thread title is unironically true. That said, bidets are quite nice

* # ¿ Mar 13, 2020 16:35
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The Klowner

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

will you vote for joe bidet? or will you vote for bidet sanders? the choice is yours but either way.....you're getting a bidet

Bidet 2020

* # ¿ Mar 15, 2020 15:46
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