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Doxxieh

I come to this thread with a strong and ultimately unfounded distrust of bidets as I fear it will only serve to moisten the area in question
could this fear be alleviated after proper exposure to bidet culture? I cannot answer that, and for the time being I will not be allowing a bidet into my home, but perhaps there is hope yet in this dark post toilet-paper world

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Doxxieh

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Hold on. I have some literature.

I patiently await this literature which hopefully explains, in great detail, how and why I won't just have brown water running down my leg after use

Doxxieh

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

You sit down while using it then wipe.

If the water running down your leg after that is still brown you didn't bidet enough.

To-do list:

Acquire toilet paper in case I try the paperless method (Just to be safe, wouldn't want Deborah next door asking too many questions now would we?)

Determine the line between not bidet-ing enough and being far too det

Drink

Invite Deborah 'round for lunch quoting an interesting market research opportunity and hope she doesn't get all flushed like the last one

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