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smoobles posted:Love my bidet but it makes it hard to travel because I miss my bidet If you travel to Japan most public toilets in larger cities have bidets. Usually they run out of/don't have soap but you gain a little you lose a little |
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On my bidet now. AMA |
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Heather Papps posted:what's it like not paying proper attention to your bidet experience? It's called multitasking. Maybe you should look it up? biosterous posted:can you draw a dragon? Like a warm, violent kiss from the angels themselves |
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Door to door bidet salesman rings doorbell and drops trou in front of the bidet toilet he's been lugging around all day. Gotta make that sale! |
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Mar 14, 2020 02:30
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*Sees co-worker browsing TUSHI* "loving casuals." |
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Bideeeeet You saw me standing alone Without a turd in my fart Without a bowl of my own |
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gently caress you! That's my name! You know why, mister? You drove a TUSHI to get here. I drove an eleven hundred dollar TOTO Washlet. THAT'S my name. And your name is you're wiping. You can't play in the man's game, you can't clean them - go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to clean on the line which is cleft. You hear me, you loving assholes? A-B-C. A-Always, B-Bidet, C-Clean. Always bidet clean. ALWAYS BIDET CLEAN. A-I-D-A. Anus, Immaculate, Directed, Action. Anus - Do you have an anus? Immaculate - Is it immaculate? I hope it is, 'cause it's poo poo or get off the pot. You poo poo or you hit the bricks. Directed - Have you told them the stream is directed for Christ? And Action. A-I-D-A. Get out there - you got the prospects coming in. You think they came in to get out of the rain? A guy don't pop a squat on the john unless he wants to bidet. They're sitting out there waiting to clean their buttocks. Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it?
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Doxxieh posted:I come to this thread with a strong and ultimately unfounded distrust of bidets as I fear it will only serve to moisten the area in question Hold on. I have some literature. |
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Doxxieh posted:I patiently await this literature which hopefully explains, in great detail, how and why I won't just have brown water running down my leg after use You sit down while using it then wipe. If the water running down your leg after that is still brown you didn't bidet enough. |
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Bidet, or not bidet? That is the question. The answer is yes, always! Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Mar 15, 2020 |
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Restaurant was clean. Service was excellent. Food was fairly priced, fresh, and well made. But the bathroom facilities were like something from a third world hellhole. Not even a squeeze bottle of water to bidet with. 1.5 stars Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 13:11 on Mar 20, 2020 |
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