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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > my whole lifestyle revolves around my owning a bidet
 
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vanisher

 You know you can hook up those crazy shower heads to the bidet to really get in there with a massage pulse setting



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* # ¿ Mar 13, 2020 05:56
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 14:55
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vanisher

 can't wait to get home and unwind after a hard day with a massage



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* # ¿ Mar 13, 2020 05:57
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vanisher

FutonForensic posted:

i need more... MORE POWER *slams the nitrous into the bidet*



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* # ¿ Mar 13, 2020 18:11
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