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my compliments to the chef, this is the bidet of steaks
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"Wow, I never thought about using it that way. Your mouth must feel really fresh," I say, as someone takes a drink from the squeezable water bottle I use as a portable bidet while on the go.
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Mar 13, 2020 14:41
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"Ok, that concludes the bidet shoot, now once the cleanup crew is finished we need to set up for the shot of an entire gallon of milk being poured into an unrolled condom. And blue fluid crew, you just keep doing what you do best."
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Mar 13, 2020 14:56
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Let's remind people with young children why they definitely don't want this
This is a fair point.
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Mar 13, 2020 14:58
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Yeah, I know a couple that got squatty potties, bidets, and the guy always sits to pee. These are all good things, however their willingness to proselytize their bathroom habits (including showing demo videos of standing up to pee splatter) are a bit much
"No, no, your technique is all wrong. Look, just stand up, I'll show you."
"How did you get in here?!"
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Mar 13, 2020 17:15
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"My other bidet is a car" tattooed on my butt.
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Rorschach's Journal. March 12th, 2020. Used the bidet again this morning. Soothing jet on stanky hole. This city's afraid of me. I've seen its true butt. The streets are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of COVID-19, and when the stores run out of toilet paper all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their poop and farts will foam up about their cracks and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Wipe us!" and I'll whisper "No."
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