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My Shoes posted:day 40: drat. My life feels like a Cormac McCarthy novel. The Roll
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day 184: loudly blasting the theme from LA LAW on repeat for 37 hours with the subwoofer turned up full bore, and none of my neighbours have the balls to come over and do anythign about it because they don't want to risk catching the virus and dying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DouX9Ubw-Xw
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Day 1838: I have finally finished my goal of archiving every piece of Sonic the Hedgehog fan fiction. Future generations deserve this look into our world. In the words of Sonic himself, "Kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like. But if someone tries to touch you in a way to make you feel uncomfortable, that's no good." Maybe one day we'll finally learn that lesson for good. I am signing off, forever, my life's work complete. Day 1839: gently caress SOMEBODY JUST WROTE 600 PAGES ABOUT SONIC STOPPING THIS APOCALYPSE NOW I NEED TO ARCHIVE THAT TOO
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Mar 13, 2020 17:31
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Chrs posted:The Roll oh! i just got it. ha! What is the deal with the toilet paper shortage? i didn't see that coming.
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Mar 13, 2020 18:33
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Day 210: I never thought I'd be shooting people to protect my bidet attachment
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Mar 13, 2020 20:14
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The CDC told us that clean water would be a problem, but no one was ready for the shortage of clean assholes.
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Mar 13, 2020 20:26
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My Shoes posted:What is the deal with the toilet paper shortage? i didn't see that coming. People in self isolation will have nothing to except jack off hth
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Mar 13, 2020 21:38
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Day 69: I;m thinkin' about thos beans
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Mar 13, 2020 21:41
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Day 872; I have made the world’s last cup of coffee. A single tear rolls down my face as I think to myself “it really was good to the last drop”
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Mar 13, 2020 21:59
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Year 12856: An alien species discovers earth, and concludes based on the ruins of our society that native americans learned to use every part of the poop.
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Mar 13, 2020 22:05
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MURDERYEAR 0, DAY 2 - dogs. dogs... everywhere. noone could have guessed how fast they would overun us. i think i saw one working a cash register today.
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Mar 13, 2020 23:10
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Day 3 of Isolation: I have not had sex in 84 days.
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Mar 13, 2020 23:19
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Day 69: Ate too much rear end early on. I've made the difficult choice to start rationing.
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Mar 13, 2020 23:26
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Day 3: Oh god please loving kill me, end this eternal nightmare. Day 4: There is apparently something called the Carona virus.
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Mar 13, 2020 23:27
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Day 352: Everything's fine but every uber driver wants to make small talk about corona virus
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