|
The government's highly technical "do you need a coronavirus test" website is not going up until Sunday, but we would like to invite you, the goons of somethingawful to help us with the beta. Please see if we need to give you a test or not by using the highly advance options above. (please ignore that I hosed up this obvious joke because the SA poll options were confusing) pathetic little tramp has issued a correction as of 21:04 on Mar 13, 2020 |
#
?
Mar 13, 2020 21:02
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 4, 2024 04:02 |
|
|
as a brit im envious of the US response our gov is outright not testing anyone anymore unless you're dying in hospital the govs explicit plan is that they're gonna kill as many of us as possible as fast as possible so the survivors develop dubious secondary immunity to the plague naturally this has been entirely swallowed by the media who are going  a bold risk
|
|
#
?
Mar 13, 2020 21:08
|
|
|
goku
|
|
#
?
Mar 13, 2020 21:12
|
|
|
i'm very concerned that five people failed to hail tormp
|
|
#
?
Mar 13, 2020 21:13
|
|
|
Hail Goku. But what if Goku and TYROMP had a baby? I think it would look something like this....[purses lips, smugly goes Saiyan]
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2020 03:32
|
|
|
Communist Thoughts posted:as a brit im envious of the US response That was just stage 1 https://twitter.com/hendopolis/status/1238582836279627779?s=19 Stage 1: infect everyone Stage 2: give police emergency powers over the infected Stage 3: idk but I'm sure they have our best interests at heart
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2020 04:43
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2020 04:44
|
|
|
As a non-pedophile I am not sick and everyone who voted otherwise should be banned for admitting sicko poo poo, as well as every moderator/admin (gotta be sure)
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2020 04:50
|
|
|
Same I’m usually this sweaty. This is just more FAKE NEWS.
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2020 06:50
|
|
|
Communist Thoughts posted:as a brit im envious of the US response I cannot think of a deeper condemnation
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2020 07:20
|
|
|
also just lol at: "y hello, 100% of the fighting age population. We want to kill 60,000 of you to save about a million boomers and olds, because we're too lazy and cheap to actually address this pandemic. So we just want to use a bunch of you as speedbumps." what could possibly go wrong here.
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2020 07:28
|
|
|
Best possible outcome is that this thing crashes like the Obamacare portal, revealing google to be an incompetent sham and further damaging faith in the system
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2020 07:36
|
|
|
Morbus posted:also just lol at: what are you referencing?
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2020 08:13
|
|
|
stephenfry posted:what are you referencing? UK and US responses are just to have everyone get it while the olds hide.
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2020 12:36
|
|
|
Pooky posted:UK and US responses are just to have everyone get it while the olds hide. Guess that's what the young people get for not turning out to vote. Classicide.
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2020 21:36
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 4, 2024 04:02 |
|
|
So if the bottom of your lungs are hosed, you got the rona, if anything else is hosed you got something else maybe. Note, smoking fucks the top part of your lungs so when you combine the two you are extra loving hosed.
|
|
#
?
Mar 15, 2020 01:47
|
|
