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wizzardstaff posted:Thanks to the series repeating this paragraph at least once per book, I've never forgotten what thermals are in my entire life. Ahaha, so it wasn't just me! This series really cares about thermals. While I think of it, do we ever get any info on how big the Yeerk and Andalite empires are? Tens of worlds, hundreds, half the galaxy? I distinctly remember being eleven and catching a hint that the Yeerk empire isn't that huge, yet, and feeling absurdly relieved.
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# ¿ May 5, 2020 09:47 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 21:23 |
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Thanks for the Yeerk demography info, thread! Super interesting. This series is somehow better than I remember. It's funny, as a kid I was sort of dutifully aware that the Chapman and Melissa stuff was bad, but as an actual parent decades later, it's horrifying.
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# ¿ May 6, 2020 10:59 |
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I realised I can't remember what happens in Book 3, probably because I never owned my own copy. This is weirdly exciting! A whole new golden-age animorphs book!
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# ¿ May 8, 2020 01:31 |
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wizzardstaff posted:The little aside about "we have to fly apart from each other because bird-watchers would think it weird to see so many species together" is repeated in each book and gets kind of old, but there is a nice payoff in the final act of the series when they are able to identify morphed Controllers by their unnatural flocking behavior. There'd better be a similar payoff for thermals!
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# ¿ May 10, 2020 00:01 |
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ANOTHER SCORCHER posted:Because Tobias inherited some of Elfangor's knowledge through their special mindmeld (presumably facilitated by the father-son connection) Um, um, what? This is what I get for stopping at Book Nine or something. Can I get a few more spoiler-tastic details? Sounds rad.
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# ¿ May 13, 2020 09:06 |
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Epicurius posted:If you really want to know. Long story short, when Elfangor is a cadet in the '70s, he saves a human woman from alien abduction and they fall in love. He becomes a human nothlit, marries her, and they have a son. Because he's important to the timeline, though, the Ellimist convinces him he's important in the fight against the Yeerks, and that timeline is wiped out, although his son, Tobias, continues to exist. !!! Seerow's Kindness, yikes
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# ¿ May 13, 2020 12:57 |
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OctaviusBeaver posted:I wonder if Tobias will have a normal hawk lifespan while morphed or if he lives as long as a human. I would guess the hawk one which is kind of a bummer. The lifespan of a hawk that steals from wolf packs, no less!
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# ¿ May 14, 2020 06:38 |
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...incidentally, what does the thread title refer to?
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# ¿ May 15, 2020 02:41 |
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chitoryu12 posted:We need a book where the aliens give a unit of time that their universal translator has given them but is actually wildly off from the real time. "You can only stay morphed for two hundred and eighty seven years. After that, you'll be trapped forever in that form!!"
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# ¿ May 15, 2020 06:09 |
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KID'S FUN READING QUIZ- CHAPTER 15 1. Draw the animal you would most like to be! 2. Unscramble these words: HAKW MSOUE SQRRULIE 3. When Tobias seeks solace in oblivion and fails, what causes him more pain: the knowledge that he failed, or the fact that he tried?
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# ¿ May 19, 2020 05:05 |
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Epicurius posted:To be fair, most adults don't fully grasp the sunk cost concept. Animorphs is really a collection of Stuff That Adults Don't Get, But Should. Like war being bad and messing people up permanently, and the natural world being awesome...
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# ¿ May 25, 2020 03:22 |
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Krazyface posted:I believe they have better depth perception but weaker colour distinction. I don't know why my brain holds onto this information, but there you go. I have to concentrate to remember the names of the friends I had when I was ten, but 25 years later I still know what a z-space transponder is, and how large it is. Why. Why.
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# ¿ May 27, 2020 08:53 |
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But it's futuristic!
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# ¿ May 27, 2020 09:32 |
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I am HERE for the Mignolamorphs
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# ¿ May 29, 2020 07:13 |
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You buffoon. You clown. Dolphins are not-Safety Biscuits posted:Before anyone complains, yes, I know dolphins aren't fish, ok? This is the best I could do. -aw man.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2020 09:34 |
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nine-gear crow posted:I do appreciate that for as adept as Cassie is at the actual physical act of morphing, being able to control it to an almost artistic degree at times, she’s kind fo garbage at keeping the morph’s animal instincts in check. It’s a nice little balance. Good point! These books are honestly a lot better than I remember.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2020 04:34 |
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chitoryu12 posted:The Yeerk cops are freaking out and tasing passing birds. An Internal Affairs investigation (surprisingly, no Yeerks involved) has determined that they felt their lives were threatened. Listen here buddy. Yeerks are the thin grey line between us and lawlessness.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2020 23:18 |
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SardonicTyrant posted:There's something definitely off about him. No other Yeerk comes off as that crazy. There's that added layer as an adult reader: Visser Three really is the worst boss, and we've all met him. e: was it just me, or were dolphins a massive *thing* in the 90's? Tree Bucket fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Jun 9, 2020 |
# ¿ Jun 8, 2020 23:56 |
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Whale Jesus is extremely late-90s. I like that Applegate sort of grounds it with the looking-for-ladies aspect, at least! I completely forgot this scene, but "I don't want to die as some fish" really stuck in junior me's head, for some reason. On another note, is anyone else bugged by the fact that Marco's tail turns into his legs? He's not a seal. It's like the "knees reversing" thing a few books ago.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2020 02:51 |
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Agaragon posted:Cetus Ex Machina.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2020 04:07 |
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Hang on, any ship that spends more than three days away from port can be guaranteed Yeerk-free, right? Does that make the world's submariners and sardine fishermen the first line of defence against invasion from the stars?
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2020 02:26 |
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I honestly can't wait for the next chapter. Come on come on come on!
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2020 02:26 |
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I guess the idea is, the Yeerks' plans for Earth are not too dissimilar from those of us humans. I mean, we are doing a really good job of eliminating any species we don't farm.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2020 08:03 |
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PetraCore posted:That makes a lot more sense, thanks. ...you know, I get the feeling a lot of the kids who grew up reading Animorphs eventually wound up on KSBD. Weird species! Questions of identity! Shape-shifting! Horrifying moral dilemmas! Rad action sequences!
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2020 11:51 |
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It's been years, but the exploding Taxxons really stuck in my head. And I remember trying to draw the Mardrut, and thinking it was cool that Ax had some weird in-built time-tracking ability.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2020 23:42 |
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Can whales actually hit stuff with their tales? Wouldn't that just, like, push them through the water? That said, I imagine getting hit by a fast-moving sperm whale would be extremely unpleasant.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2020 03:59 |
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It's great that, re-reading Animorphs as an adult, Visser 3 is immediately identifiable as every crappy manager ever.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2020 01:33 |
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"Regional Manager, Patrick Visser III" "John Visser, Human Resources Consultant" "Karen Visser: Lead Departmental Supervisor of Core Competencialization and Actualized Keystoning"
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2020 05:30 |
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Grammarchist posted:I can't help but picture these punks as the thieves who bought Magilla Gorilla from Mr. Peebles pet shop to assist in robbing a bank. I guess where normal people see a terrifying force of nature these guys saw "free Great Ape." Or, "great! Free ape"
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2020 23:33 |
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That mall description made me flinch. No one's wearing masks!Epicurius posted:This is just a list of dead and dying mall stores now. Ouch
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2020 02:04 |
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"Oh no! Ax has gotten into the telegraph station!" "Look out! Ax is headed for the candle manufactory"
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2020 03:35 |
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"These pincers are most excellent, though" is one of the best Ax lines
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2020 04:45 |
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OctaviusBeaver posted:Shame it's not lobsters, I like the image of 6 lobsters crawling into Chapman's front door in a line while he blithely ignores them. I got an actual lol from this one
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 08:04 |
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SirSamVimes posted:Glad to see the thread agrees with the Objectively Correct opinion that Marco and Ax are the best. Well, of course. That's just science.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2020 07:39 |
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The numbered Visser system is interesting; it means the high ranking dudes at least have no equals/colleagues- just losers lower on the ladder or targets higher up. Sort of guaranteed to create toxic relationships.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2020 11:27 |
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How are Vissers selected? Is that ever revealed?
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2020 22:44 |
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nine-gear crow posted:Also now that Visser One has shown up alongside Visser Three this officially kicks off the series' long-running, unspoken, absence-induced gag of "Who/where is Visser Two?" to which I've personally come to assume that Visser Two is just a 1:1 analog to the drummer from Spinal Tap. There is a veritable assembly line of Visser Twos who last about a week before they're claimed by a hilarious improbable accident or happenstance, and the reason why Visser Three stays Visser Three is because Esplin knows that the rank of Visser Two is cursed so he wants to just jump right over it to Visser One. I really need a Visser 2 Stupid Death Montage now
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2020 11:52 |
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nine-gear crow posted:Visser Two, Eldash-214, Cause of death: Host instantly combusted upon arrival on Hork-Bajir Homeworld Ms Applegate? I-is that you?
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2020 11:05 |
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PetraCore posted:Agree to disagree on the basis that the Chee are good. The rest I can mostly do without. I have no idea what any of this means, but I can really sympathise with it
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2020 06:44 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 21:23 |
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If anything, the brutal, hyper-competitive nature of Yeerk society is probably excellent training for the high school social scene.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2020 00:49 |