covid 19 tips

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beer pal

heres some tips to help you get through this pandemic no problem!

-wash your hands thoroughly and often!
-don't touch your face!
-leave your doors open - you dont want to be touching those door knobs! also your safes and jewelry boxes, can't be too careful!
-practice social distancing - when the help is working in your home, why not go take a nice long walk!

# ? Mar 17, 2020 03:23

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# ? May 15, 2024 02:21

Yinlock

keep all your money in a sterile plastic bag, make sure you keep it in the open so you always know where it is

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:15

Yinlock

to minimize the chances of spreading germs, leave your key in the ignition so it isn't exposed to infection

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:15

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Post your wife's phone number and your work hours so I know who to call in case of an emergency

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:54

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

There's no bread, bread is over now.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 06:29

LastGoodBoy: Keep your mind be open window everyday

All this talk about washing your hands, but no one wants to talk about how washing your feet is just as important.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 06:34

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

Thanks to the quarantine, I've been watching Unsolved Mysteries and got to learn about orphan trains. Imagine the scene in star wars where the jawas sell R2-D2 and C-3PO,but in real life and with children.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orphan_Train

# ? Mar 17, 2020 07:30

Macnult

place all electronics in your car. things like phones and tablets can potentially spread covid 19, even if you�ve washed your hands correctly. cars heat up quickly and heat quickly kills viruses.
also, make sure your car doors remain unlocked. locks can interrupt EMF signals emitted by electronics, which can be used to carry viruses away from you

# ? Mar 17, 2020 07:34

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Gross Dude posted:

Thanks to the quarantine, I've been watching Unsolved Mysteries and got to learn about orphan trains. Imagine the scene in star wars where the jawas sell R2-D2 and C-3PO,but in real life and with children.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orphan_Train

This orphan's got a bad motivator!

# ? Mar 17, 2020 12:57

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Gross Dude posted:

Thanks to the quarantine, I've been watching Unsolved Mysteries and got to learn about orphan trains. Imagine the scene in star wars where the jawas sell R2-D2 and C-3PO,but in real life and with children.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orphan_Train

Utah Phillips wrote a great song about the Orphan Train!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-og-66Bzwzw

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!