the bachelor, at his party

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > the bachelor, at his party

Heather Papps: hello friend

note the furrowed brow, the downcast eyes. in this moment, the bachelor regrets agreeing to a strip club.

let us observe.

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Heather Papps: hello friend

"CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG"

note the repetitive chanting of the gang of bachelors, surrounding the man they both admire, yet fear. not fear of the man himself, but what he represents. they desire his total obliteration, and act upon their need.

"DRINK FROM THE BOOT"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 19, 2020 20:32

Heather Papps: hello friend

in this moment, the bachelor is certain beyond all doubt his choices were correct. in this moment, one of his groomsmen is weeping openly into his chest, bemoaning his recent breakup.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 19, 2020 20:33

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