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Heather Papps

hello friend


what did i do wrong it did a hiss

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Heather Papps

hello friend


i followed cat rules:

i did the dance of cat submission
took off my shoes, then made them do a show
screamed at the litter




AND YET the cat is still mad at me



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Heather Papps

hello friend


it seems like cats do not like it when you scratch their fourth belly.



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Heather Papps

hello friend


okay so, the cat does not mind when i scream, but when i stop it attacks me with a disturbing level of violence

my leg hurts



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Heather Papps

hello friend


i gave it milk but it wove light into a pattern that made it clear biologic life was blasphemous



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Heather Papps

hello friend


i started an Instagram for MY CAT but now whenever i try and use my phone it burns my hand



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Heather Papps

hello friend


my dad tried to kcick the mean cat out of my room, (it's in house), and now the mean cat IS my dad help



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Heather Papps

hello friend


are there any dogs, please help



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Heather Papps

hello friend


he's making me do my bathroom stuff in the box.


this shame is more than i can bear



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Heather Papps

hello friend


holy poo poo he has so many claws help dad



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Heather Papps

hello friend


Heather Papps posted:

holy poo poo he has so many claws help dad

gently caress me my dad is a mean cat now what do i do



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Heather Papps

hello friend


the mean cat dad told me i would never succeed as an artist, then scratched me a bunch this sucks



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Heather Papps

hello friend


okay i gave the mean cat catnip and i think this wiFUUUUUUUU IT GOT EVEN MEANER



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Heather Papps

hello friend


WHY IS THIS CAT SO MEAN



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wearing a lampshade

Cat plays by its own rules. It's a loose cannon, and it's gonna bring the brass down on my rear end and get this precinct shut down

Heather Papps

hello friend


oh the cat explained their life and i understand it, turns out, they are not mean at OUCH WHY I'M ON YOUR SIDE CAT STOP IT



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Heather Papps

hello friend


albany academy posted:

Cat plays by its own rules. It's a loose cannon, and it's gonna bring the brass down on my rear end and get this precinct shut down

i tried to stop it but the mean cat just sprayed all over this thread gently caress



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Heather Papps

hello friend


OKAY so the humidity should be perfect and the atmospheric pressure should be correct, please cat, i tired my best!



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Heather Papps

hello friend


sorry, yes also, the walls are made of carpets please mean cat, please, give me more time



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Heather Papps

hello friend


"you know what, mean cat, i don't care for your att-
*the mean cat kills the person*

"i love you, m...meandering cat."



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Heather Papps

hello friend


i think mom will really love this, all her kids together, recreating one of our cutest childhooRUN RUN RUN IT'S THE MEAN CAT RU



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Heather Papps

hello friend


"sup pals, it is me, your best pal pewdiepie, and we are reviewing the mean cat. i have to say, the mean cat isNO IT
S HERE THE MEAN CAT IS SCRATCHING ME TO DEATH HELP BROS HELP BROFIST HELP THE MEAN
CAT

IT[S SO MEAN



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Heather Papps

hello friend


welcome to the highland most fancy-upon-ditchweed cat hobbyist competition, we have seen some amazing cats today and NOOOOOO GETTHEGUARDS THE MEAN CAT HELP THE MEAN CAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



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Heather Papps

hello friend


"greetings fellow earthlings, it is me, your new king, THE MEAN CAT"
*break for applause*



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Heather Papps

hello friend


someone help i am trying to not do a post but the mean cat keeps biting my ear whenever i don't do a post help



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Heather Papps

hello friend


Heather Papps posted:

someone help i am trying to not do a post but the mean cat keeps biting my ear whenever i don't do a post help

HE'S SO MEAN



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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
bag, then release into the wild. sorry op





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Heather Papps

hello friend


prepuce repurposed posted:

bag, then release into the wild. sorry op

the MEAN CAT scratched me a bunch wnhe i tried to bag it and then it texted my crush a picture of me singing into a hairbrush



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Heather Papps

hello friend


i tried giving it some fish and then it yelled a bunch about fukashima i don't know what to do



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Heather Papps

hello friend


oh no i think it is about to do the meanest hairball



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biosterous




code:
a MEAN CAT is approaching you, menacingly. you've only got one chance to figure a way out of this!
> cast ANAGRAM
> target MEAN CAT

code:
 the MEAN CAT turns into a TAN MACE and starts beating you about the head and neck
> oh crap



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Heather Papps

hello friend


it's loving up my yard now, something about cat being short for caterpillar which is a brand of heavy equipment?

this cat is not only mean, but smarter than i am



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Heather Papps

hello friend


biosterous posted:

code:
a MEAN CAT is approaching you, menacingly. you've only got one chance to figure a way out of this!
> cast ANAGRAM
> target MEAN CAT

code:
 the MEAN CAT turns into a TAN MACE and starts beating you about the head and neck
> oh crap

i keep thinking i will make this mean cat nice, but the mean cat stays mean as hell



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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Op I was thinking of getting a cat maybe but you have convinced me otherwise.

I wish you and meancat all the best in your future endeavors


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Heather Papps

hello friend


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Op I was thinking of getting a cat maybe but you have convinced me otherwise.

I wish you and meancat all the best in your future endeavors

i don't think cats are normally this mean but this one in particuFUCKOUCH

all cats are good



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biosterous






cat, about to turn mean



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Heather Papps

hello friend


hi yes, cats are good and nice and never bite you or do a big scratch all over your face/neck



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Heather Papps

hello friend


i have never once encountered a mean cat, all preceding posts were satire for jokes help me please cats are fine and good help



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Heather Papps

hello friend


remember that time you loved a cat? that was now there is no such thing as A MEAN CAT



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biosterous




Heather Papps posted:

i have never once encountered a mean cat, all preceding posts were satire for jokes help me please cats are fine and good help

man i guess i just don't get ""modern humour""



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