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FluffieDuckie

(I'm not making that number up)

I figure hey - I've got weeks stuck in this house and I'm not mod anymore. Now's a great time to clear this stuff out.

I immediately found some amazing things and thought you guys would enjoy, I''ll share here. I won't share who sent some of these to protect the innocent. I suspect some of these will be insane but I might have deleted those already so we'll see if we get to those.

Starting with oldest first. found some great drawings









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FluffieDuckie


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

i found this sig i forgot all about and forgot to save to my sig file. you old timers will remember those little ducks are all some former avs i had


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

just the title of this one cracks me up

" Can you change the avatar please of the hosed up piece of poo poo who called me a pedo"


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Heather Papps

hello friend



this is two separate responses, to one message, because fluffy has a lot of messages! i didn't point it out at the time cause i understand that people are busy, but it really made me laugh at the time



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

FluffieDuckie

oops i forgot about this one too


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Manifisto


dang you get some amazing fanart


ty nesamdoom!

FluffieDuckie

Heather Papps posted:


this is two separate responses, to one message, because fluffy has a lot of messages! i didn't point it out at the time cause i understand that people are busy, but it really made me laugh at the time

lmao. did i say the same thing both times?


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

Manifisto posted:

dang you get some amazing fanart

:agreed:


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Heather Papps

hello friend


FluffieDuckie posted:

lmao. did i say the same thing both times?

the first is like a short "don't worry i'll stick around"
the second is a bit more in depth! it warmed my heart that both were thought out responses.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Macnult

FluffieDuckie

"I deduced from your timely message that I had been a point of discussion in the mod forum. >_> Next time my name is brought up make sure you say that I got a cool avatar and that they should all check out my sig"


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie


please do not send me more messages during my clean out period


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FluffieDuckie

subject: I would like to request a clarification of the term "Idiot King"

body:

Is this a King who is an Idiot, or a King that reigns over Idiots?
Or possibly both?
Or, more likely, a spectrum from one to the other, depending on the individual IK. If so, can I get a number for each IK, a rating, from -100 to 100?
...
I feel this is an important distinction.

I need this data to appropriately calibrate the tone and magnitude of my satire and cynicism in order to not cause undue butt-rash and also general cortical meltdown among the more delicate of the BYOB brethren.
...
I do not exaggerate: my full-bore undiluted sarcasm is capable of killing bacteria, birds and small mammals at ranges of up to fifty meters.

Thank you, good FD, for your support in this critically important matter.


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

FluffieDuckie posted:

subject: I would like to request a clarification of the term "Idiot King"

body:

Is this a King who is an Idiot, or a King that reigns over Idiots?
Or possibly both?
Or, more likely, a spectrum from one to the other, depending on the individual IK. If so, can I get a number for each IK, a rating, from -100 to 100?
...
I feel this is an important distinction.

I need this data to appropriately calibrate the tone and magnitude of my satire and cynicism in order to not cause undue butt-rash and also general cortical meltdown among the more delicate of the BYOB brethren.
...
I do not exaggerate: my full-bore undiluted sarcasm is capable of killing bacteria, birds and small mammals at ranges of up to fifty meters.

Thank you, good FD, for your support in this critically important matter.

that one was from an (in)famous poster. some of you old-timers might be able to decode the language


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Heather Papps

hello friend


any good duck pictures?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

FluffieDuckie

whoa boy i got grumpy at somebody. this is from me


subject: ok here's the deal

body:

don't post things that are nms or nws anymore in byob, whether you put them in nws tags or not.

there have been too many and i've caught some of them and deleted them but I've gotten 3 complaints about your posts lately and it's time to stop

if you can't post chill byob things please don't post


(that's about as mean as i ever got so you know that dude was in trouble)


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

Heather Papps posted:

any good duck pictures?

i mostly just got drawings. if i find pictures i'll post them


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FluffieDuckie

oh god i loved getting messages with subject lines like "I know this isn't your business but..." complaining about other sub's problems.


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FluffieDuckie

omg i'm only down to 2115 :negative:

and they don't tell you how many sent items you have but there seem to be more in there

don't be duckie - keep your pms clean


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

google THIS

FluffieDuckie posted:

"I deduced from your timely message that I had been a point of discussion in the mod forum. >_> Next time my name is brought up make sure you say that I got a cool avatar and that they should all check out my sig"

FluffieDuckie posted:

subject: I would like to request a clarification of the term "Idiot King"

body:

Is this a King who is an Idiot, or a King that reigns over Idiots?
Or possibly both?
Or, more likely, a spectrum from one to the other, depending on the individual IK. If so, can I get a number for each IK, a rating, from -100 to 100?
...
I feel this is an important distinction.

I need this data to appropriately calibrate the tone and magnitude of my satire and cynicism in order to not cause undue butt-rash and also general cortical meltdown among the more delicate of the BYOB brethren.
...
I do not exaggerate: my full-bore undiluted sarcasm is capable of killing bacteria, birds and small mammals at ranges of up to fifty meters.

Thank you, good FD, for your support in this critically important matter.

"Goon" should be considered its own language.

FluffieDuckie

subject: I seem to be locked out of BYOB

body:

Why? is it permanent? was I really that bad?
Also the ****** thread was gassed, with its links to the ****** and also the radio show. this is only treasure denied.

Was the story that offensive? who did I offend?
This hurts my feelings, for I am a sensitive sort of guy.
Thank you for your consideration.

(from the infamous poster mentioned above. he wasn't locked out of byob. i don't even know how to do that)

(stars to protect the not innocent)


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Heather Papps

hello friend


FluffieDuckie posted:

I am a sensitive sort of guy.

:negative:



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

FluffieDuckie

from one of my favorite long time posters (i mean you're all my favorite, i'm just pointing out we hold no ill will towards each other)

"Here I am with an address for fun sticker time even if I'm cranky about a dumb probation over a silly joke."


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

take the moon

by sebmojo

FluffieDuckie posted:

"I deduced from your timely message that I had been a point of discussion in the mod forum. >_> Next time my name is brought up make sure you say that I got a cool avatar and that they should all check out my sig"

reasonable

FluffieDuckie

"i will probably post here and i wanna know if i can still call msyelf king of gbs without getting probed?"


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FluffieDuckie

lmao i messaged an admin who had posted an inappropriate thread in byob and asked him to close it (we can't do anything to admin threads)

i ended it with

"also you might want to read our exciting rules thread to keep yourself from being in this embarrassing situation again :P"

sometimes i crack myself up


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FluffieDuckie

"Flight Lieutenant Geoffry "Hammer" Allard here.

It has come to my attention that very soon the holiday season will be upon us. I would like you to keep a weather eye out on our boys and girls for outstanding performance and achievement. Over the next 85 days or thereabouts come up with a roster of personnel deserving of a reward. The reward will be $20 each in the form of either Steam gifts, virtual gift cards, or SA account things. Happy hunting Squadron Leader.

-Flt Lt Geoffry "Hammer" Allard

PS: Should you yourself have anything planned please notify me so that I may alter the timetable to accomodate."


(that's all the text :shrug:)


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Goons Are Gifts

Woah that's so cool! I wish I ever got any pms that weren't hp asking me to probe him again :smith:


Goons Are Gifts

FluffieDuckie posted:

"i will probably post here and i wanna know if i can still call msyelf king of gbs without getting probed?"

lol


FluffieDuckie

"hey i just wanna say i'm really sorry about page 5

also could i get the fierce tag please?"


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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
:five: this is fun :)

Goons Are Gifts

Can I gift tags to posters??


FluffieDuckie

Goons Are Great posted:

Can I gift tags to posters??

yes, but not too often. the bosses get mad if we do it too often. if you're going to have a contest or a thread participation thing that's going to generate a lot of them, get permission in mod forum first. then you just do it as a reward on the same button you use to probe people (new av button but keep the av and just change the text to the tag address on the forum if that makes sense). preview before hitting submit


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FluffieDuckie

"fartz"


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FluffieDuckie

good thing i saved that one


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FluffieDuckie

"How does one become IK of your glorious forum? Asking for a friend"


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

oh good. i didn't delete my favorite

"before you ban me for such a smart rear end reply, your obvious approval of certain people being bullied for no cause is disgusting, you've not had one single conversation with me yet you assume i'm pretending to be offended by a man calling me a bitch and a bitter oval office, i made no provocation towards said poster at all yet you don't punish him for it, you treat the forum like your personal daycare and your own little clique hangout. you give harsh probations for exceedingly minor poo poo simply because you ingratiated yourself with men of authority and you think of everyone as a little kid.you don't respect anyone there or care about that forum beyond your ability to control it.

you're a disgusting fascist and control freak. you took something pretty, which from the first paragraph of your rules thread and behavior you obviously resent and hate, turned into meta talk about about how byob something is, weed, and unreadable trash. gently caress you."


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


people are sort of terrible, is what i'm learning.


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FluffieDuckie

Kief Richards posted:

people are sort of terrible, is what i'm learning.

nah it was pretty rare to get things like that. they just stand out bc they're incomprehensible to me


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