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Goons Are Gifts

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FluffieDuckie

subject: "date? masamune date? no, trelyate."

body:

"Stop
Flow cosmic
Thirteen kindsa buds/Blooming into thirty quixotic flowers
Colors blossoming after a shower

A cold blue shower

yeah

A visit from the pouring pain
No name remembered, Heart lost in the game
Yet, I held onto the frame

Never descended into wonderland
Took a look around and then turned back

So, I'm gonna take a stand, either jump in or grow up
Be a Man or a mangy lot mutt, day by day I'm just

One or the other, cut from whole cloth, seed-laying in your mind
Undercover brother, I am a me who I defined, feels so sublime

Like I'm caught under the the lime in a martini, what'm I doing there?
Olive, I live, for no reason but all love, dig deeper into nothing
And that's the reason, a nightmare of no reason, clinging to despair

'Cause it's a feeling and when I have none it's without compare
Eat me away, please! I don't want to be here! So displace me!

Erase my current position and replace me with one without indecision!
Where go is all I can do because to stop is to face the light chasing me

Down the tunnel so dark
"Chooo, chooooo" I hear
Coming from ahead of me

So where do I turn? From the ever approaching death?
Or towards the fear, that I'm just a lesser being, dead

Inasmuch as I'm not one imparting the will to live
See, I'm not one with much to give, but I try

Then someone says you can't, it's do or die

And it's like, what, why?

'Cause someone made money saying it
'Cause it makes me feel funny inside
But does it truly mean a drat thing?

And again, I hide"


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

taking a break bc i'm getting into some real drama i had to deal with and it was like tightrope walking carrying a cow and it's giving me a headache just thinking about it

1806 to go (in the inbox)


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Goons Are Gifts

I'm so excited already, those are lovely


Robot Made of Meat

FluffieDuckie posted:

subject: "date? masamune date? no, trelyate."

body:

"Stop
Flow cosmic
Thirteen kindsa buds/Blooming into thirty quixotic flowers
Colors blossoming after a shower

A cold blue shower

yeah

A visit from the pouring pain
No name remembered, Heart lost in the game
Yet, I held onto the frame

Never descended into wonderland
Took a look around and then turned back

So, I'm gonna take a stand, either jump in or grow up
Be a Man or a mangy lot mutt, day by day I'm just

One or the other, cut from whole cloth, seed-laying in your mind
Undercover brother, I am a me who I defined, feels so sublime

Like I'm caught under the the lime in a martini, what'm I doing there?
Olive, I live, for no reason but all love, dig deeper into nothing
And that's the reason, a nightmare of no reason, clinging to despair

'Cause it's a feeling and when I have none it's without compare
Eat me away, please! I don't want to be here! So displace me!

Erase my current position and replace me with one without indecision!
Where go is all I can do because to stop is to face the light chasing me

Down the tunnel so dark
"Chooo, chooooo" I hear
Coming from ahead of me

So where do I turn? From the ever approaching death?
Or towards the fear, that I'm just a lesser being, dead

Inasmuch as I'm not one imparting the will to live
See, I'm not one with much to give, but I try

Then someone says you can't, it's do or die

And it's like, what, why?

'Cause someone made money saying it
'Cause it makes me feel funny inside
But does it truly mean a drat thing?

And again, I hide"

What's wrong with this one?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

FluffieDuckie

Robot Made of Meat posted:

What's wrong with this one?

I’m not necessarily classifying this as “bad”. The criteria to get posted in this thread are either:

(1) entertainingly good
(2) hilariously bad
(3) incomprehensible

I received a ton of messages to which I had no idea how to respond, many from posters who didn’t even post in the yob. Often I couldn’t tell if I was being courted, threatened, or something else altogether.

I can’t seem to find the weirdest/scariest one. It was in Farsi or something and when I put it in google translate it said something like “I will eat you” which was pretty uncool no matter how you interpreted it.

Also my internet is dead so no more posts until it’s restored. Service is coming tomorrow but we strongly suspect Comcast is just way overwhelmed.


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Yinlock

FluffieDuckie posted:

"i will probably post here and i wanna know if i can still call msyelf king of gbs without getting probed?"

lol


FluffieDuckie

internet's back!

one of my least favorite message subjects "A big problem!!! Augh"


you just know you're going to hate whatever's inside that message


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Heather Papps

hello friend


FluffieDuckie posted:

internet's back!

one of my least favorite message subjects "A big problem!!! Augh"


you just know you're going to hate whatever's inside that message

it isn't just the word problem, in size 72 font?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

FluffieDuckie

Heather Papps posted:

it isn't just the word problem, in size 72 font?

that's like half my messages


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

another great subject line:

"Hi, how do you feel about people editing their posts into edgy rape jokes?"


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

the same poster messaged me 5 times over the last 3 years asking to be released from their prison box. you can almost set your watches to it at this point


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

this one isn't bad. it's from a really great poster and this message just made me laugh and love them more

"Sorry I act like such a weird mess online. I am more bearable in person."


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

here's one from me to an admin recently

subject: "i did a bad job unmodding myself"

when i unmodded myself i pushed like half the buttons but not all so for a while i was just floating out there with ik powers, but i couldn't get back in to fix it bc of the other buttons i'd pushed

they should never have trusted me with buttons in the first place


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

ooh - the 2168 messages were the total of inbox and outbox. i only figured that out bc i was done with my inbox and doing a victory lap but then it said i still had 1460 messages left

i'll only post my outbox things if i find any good stuff that i previously deleted out of my inbox that i replied to. that's where i found the post about me being a fascist


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

lol at this whole interaction

topic - Probated for complimenting you??

message - Seems like...They let you get away with whatever crap you want... The admins on here

my reply - that must be frustrating for you. there are likely other forums on the internet that you would find less annoying

their reply - I just want to be friends fluf... Look I don't tell this to just anyone but I'm secretly also a woman in her mid 30s... I just get so carried away with the online trolling, it's exciting you know? Look i'm telling you. I can be a peaceful yobber as any. I want to talk about hotboxing the death star and congratulate the guy on reaching 8000 posts. Just.... forget I ever trolled. Please?

my reply

ok that was funny

see you can be funny when you try. do more of that and we'll be fine

also you were right in a way. i should have just gassed the thread instead of rerouting it to what i guess was a serious discussion of *****. but you had to be a dick about it and i have a "probe [user name] every time he's being a dick" policy that's been working out pretty well

so be funny more and be a dick less and we'll get along just peachy


spoiler he did not stop being a dick


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Goons Are Gifts

People should stop being dicks sometimes, it makes the world so much better if there is less dicks in it

:dong:


Macnult

interstellar planet critic holding a folder for Earth and a large rubber stamp that says "TOO MANY DICKS"

google THIS

FluffieDuckie posted:

oh good. i didn't delete my favorite

Sexist? Sexist.

FluffieDuckie

Macnult posted:

interstellar planet critic holding a folder for Earth and a large rubber stamp that says "TOO MANY DICKS"


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

lol finding the posts when misty mountaintop was probated and she just sent all her replies to threads to my inbox

good times good times


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

posting smiling

FluffieDuckie posted:

taking a break bc i'm getting into some real drama i had to deal with and it was like tightrope walking carrying a cow and it's giving me a headache just thinking about it

1806 to go (in the inbox)

would you be interested in licensing your likeness to a brand of lifestyle apparel about a duck that brings a rude attitude to the bullshit of life? concept attached.

google THIS

That's a funny looking duck, not a criticism really just an observation

FluffieDuckie

posting smiling posted:

would you be interested in licensing your likeness to a brand of lifestyle apparel about a duck that brings a rude attitude to the bullshit of life? concept attached.



Oh I’m all over that idea

:duckie: :duckie: :duckie:


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

take the moon

by sebmojo

google THIS posted:

That's a funny looking duck, not a criticism really just an observation

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

FluffieDuckie

I found it i found it!


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Goons Are Gifts

Duckies are friends, not food


FluffieDuckie

Ok I'm done :peanut:

things i observed:

(1) for every nasty threatening message i got, i received 50 encouraging ones thanking me for what i was doing. Thank you guys for keeping me propped up all those years

(2) other than standard maintenance messages (changing iks, helping users with tech questions, etc), the next most common messages were me trying to settle disputes behind the scenes so things kept out of the forums

(3) i'm very patient

thank you guys for everything :glomp:


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

Goons Are Great posted:

Duckies are friends, not food

:agreed:


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Goons Are Gifts

That was nice! Thank you fluffie for posting and for modding and for being you and for being a fluffie duckie and aww :glomp:

In order to honor your legacy and save it for future generations, I would goldmine this thread (if you want, since it's your pms I'd leave it to you) and show everyone how cool you and your pms were, are and always will be :peanut:


FluffieDuckie

It’s up to you :shrug: you’re the boss :buddy:


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
This thread belongs in the museum :five:

Thanks for sharing your wild ride Duckie :)

Heather Papps

hello friend


Slush Garbo posted:

This thread belongs in the museum :five:

Thanks for sharing your wild ride Duckie :)



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Goons Are Gifts

FluffieDuckie posted:

It’s up to you :shrug: you’re the boss :buddy:

For me, you'll always be my posting boss :glomp:


Escape From Noise

Fluffy, I lied.


I'm not very bearable in person.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

FluffieDuckie

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Fluffy, I lied.


I'm not very bearable in person.

I’m sure you’re lying now :colbert:


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Escape From Noise

FluffieDuckie posted:

I’m sure you’re lying now :colbert:

I am.


In bed with a cold.

very nice i like

I CANT RESIST SHITTING UP THE BIG BOOBS THREAD WITH MY RANDOM FUCKING MONKEY CHEESE BULLSHIT! IF YOU SEE ME, FUCK ME UP.

FluffieDuckie posted:

Ok I'm done :peanut:

things i observed:

(1) for every nasty threatening message i got, i received 50 encouraging ones thanking me for what i was doing. Thank you guys for keeping me propped up all those years

(2) other than standard maintenance messages (changing iks, helping users with tech questions, etc), the next most common messages were me trying to settle disputes behind the scenes so things kept out of the forums

(3) i'm very patient

thank you guys for everything :glomp:

I hope everything goes okay with whatever is happening fluffie

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


FluffieDuckie posted:


(3) i'm very patient


i know this firsthand. we're really glad you were our forums mom and we're glad you can enjoy retirement and shitpost away with us again.


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ChubbyChecker

Slush Garbo posted:

This thread belongs in the museum :five:

Thanks for sharing your wild ride Duckie :)









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