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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
psych!!!!

computers are great. our friends. for some even our lovers. but for most, our tools and what we dream about when we go away to the mountains

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DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
without computers we could not post

relative_q
Sep 9, 2008

shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga


DELETE CASCADE posted:

without computers we could not post

too bad you have one

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


hoping itt for the release of my state pc from captivity

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
computers in and of themselves are fine, the problems all started when we allowed them to talk to each other

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

echinopsis posted:

psych!!!!

computers are great. our friends. for some even our lovers.
lol never heard this before but it popped up on streaming radio

I drive the very latest hovercar
I don't know where you are
But I miss you so much till then
I met someone who looks a lot like you
She does the things you do
But she is an ibm.


She is the latest in technology
Almost mythology
But she has a heart stone
She has an i.q. of 1001
She has a jumpsuit on
And she's also a telephone.


Although her memory banks overflow
No one would ever know
For all she says: is that what you want?
Maybe one day I'll feel her cold embrace
And kiss her interface
Til then, I'll leave her alone.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb5TV7JUvzo

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

echinopsis posted:

computers are great.

mods ban this sicko

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I’ve used computers since I was young

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



DELETE CASCADE posted:

without computers we could not post

yeah you could, what do you think spray paint and overpasses are for?

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Midjack posted:

yeah you could, what do you think spray paint and overpasses are for?

don't forget the american revolution was kicked off by anonymous shitposters distributing pamphlets :911:

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


what is a computer

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
are brains are computers op.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
a better question is "are computers brains?"

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
it is well established that computers are rocks with math inside

relative_q
Sep 9, 2008

shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga


Bored Online posted:

it is well established that computers are rocks with math inside

fancy rocks, tho

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I'm using a computer right now!!!

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
there are two sides 2 me:






burning swine
May 26, 2004



who was it that said thinking sand a few weeks ago

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



President Beep posted:

there are two sides 2 me:








jim beam me up scotchy

larper
Apr 9, 2019
[Norweigan or whatever president] When we said quarantine the OP, we meant CUT OFF HJIS INTERNET!!!!!!!!!

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

when i was 13 I had the choice of a motorbike or a computer, i chose wrongly

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

burning swine posted:

who was it that said thinking sand a few weeks ago

special snowflake sand


:qq: my purity

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




computers are good to compute things with

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


theadder posted:

hoping itt for the release of my state pc from captivity

no luck

relative_q
Sep 9, 2008

shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga


Displeased Moo Cow posted:

computers are good to compute things with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11co7eaLKE4

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




loving computers

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
I would have a substantially harder time putting up with hiding from the virus without computer

thanks, computer

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

I would have a substantially harder time putting up with hiding from the virus without computer

thanks, computer

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Imagine world without computer

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




bliss

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




all those 19th century goons, sitting on porches, whittling. bliss.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
now this guy knows a good farm when he sees one

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




nah that’s a poor farm. very inefficient paddock size.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

i agree with the thesis in the thread title. not the one in the original post.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

computers are both really good and really bad at the same time

they exist in a superposition until they are observed, it's a real conundrum

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Computer very bad but still post make good

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

Siljmonster posted:

Computer very bad but still post make good

this except the opposite.

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


echinopsis posted:

now this guy knows a good farm when he sees one

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Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

TOOT BOOT posted:

when i was 13 I had the choice of a motorbike or a computer, i chose wrongly

One is dangerous if you don't know what you're doing and even then may lead to tragic accidents and ugly horror stories decades later. And the other is a motorbike.

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