- Squizzle
- Apr 24, 2008
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friendos, we need to talk about how we shitpost amidst this pandemic.
this is going to touch everyones life. when you say that you wanna cough on all the boomers so their wretched generation passes into the grave, thats not the usual “gently caress boomers” sentiment. people, goons included, are terrified about what happens to their loved ones, and we must shitpost w empathy.
cspam functions best w minimal rules, so this is brief guidance on what to avoid and how to phrase things:
- PUNCH UP: its not funny if some random goons mom is sick, but its hilarious if mitch mcconnell is just fuckin swimming in virus goop
- DONT RECOMMEND SPREADING THE VIRUS: not only am i tired of wondering if a post counts as conspiracy to commit bio-terrorism, it is just unloving to suggest infecting the defenseless and at-risk
- DONT POST THAT YOU HOPE EVERY SINGLE OLD PERSON DIES AND YOU WILL THROW A PARTY W FREE EDIBLES AND ABOVE-AVG QUALITY WHISKY (E.G. LAPHROAIG) FOR EVERYONE WHEN THE LAST MEMBER OF THAT ACCURSED GENERATION UTTERS THEIR LAST GURGLING CRY OF MORTAL DISTRESS: you can say they you have no sympathy for them as a class. you can note some aspect of their greater mortal danger from this disease, and juxtapose that against peoples actions. you can say that as elderly death rates skyrocket, this or that economic/cultural/political effect will result. you cant say that it is good for everyone old to die asap and you will cum over their corpses
look, peoples family and friends and, god forbid, children are going to be threatened or killed by this. dont post as if you are happy that their loved ones are dying. thats the heart of it.
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