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its time to taske the plunge. im gonna marry the whole internet, thats right. all of you. it will be beautiful, we can all get along becaue we can just ignore the people we dont agree with...\ you dont have to do it, just everyone who mnarries theinternet is married. congratulations |
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it makes all the sense. you can be married, and nothave to be near anybody. also, this makes cyber count for real! |
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Mar 29, 2020 22:28
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on my honeymoon, the day after taking our vows, sitting at my desk, "brrr" "honey whats the noise?" "brrrrrr" "honey do you hear that npise?" |
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Mar 29, 2020 22:36
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"brrr" "what do you mean? you know i love you more than raisins in oatmeal cookies babe, of course i love you. you make-ah my dreams come true" "brrr." "hahaha i love your jokes about monetary policy babe, you're so clever." |
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Mar 29, 2020 22:38
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i am not lonely i am married to the intetrnet *incoming dm* *activates sleep mode* |
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Mar 29, 2020 22:38
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Dear Prudence, I married the internet recently, but I am starting to think I am not the only one. I've noticed their bandwith decreases a lot in the evening, and I am pretty sure they are streaming porn when I am not watching. Should I be worried or is this normal for a world-wide utility? We talked about net-neutrality but never signed a pre-nup so I'm not sure how much ground I have to be concerned? Signed, I'd prefer to only be displaced by cat pictures
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Mar 29, 2020 22:42
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"brrrrrr" "marry death kill?, brad pitt, you, george clooney? hmm i have to thhink about this one... (jeopardy theme* yes i marry you, kill goerge, kill b4rad" |
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Mar 29, 2020 22:43
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mom, dad: we're making it official. its now all OUR base.
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Mar 29, 2020 22:43
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"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" *90s era modem noises* |
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Mar 29, 2020 23:01
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was it me who got the internet pregnant? maybe, but when I ask the internet that question they avert their eyes. it seems very possible that there have been others. but how can I abandon the internet in this time of great need? (specifically, great need for amazon prime delivery and netflix)
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Mar 29, 2020 23:05
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and with a single tear trailing down my cheek I leave the stickman death webcircle
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thnx
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Mar 30, 2020 00:49
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im marrying the internet, shortwave radio is going to be my best man, my brother is PISSED
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Mar 30, 2020 01:50
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be sure to bring enough marry the internet for the whole classroom................................ or dont bring it at all????? |
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Mar 30, 2020 02:42
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I will cuck the internet...
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 30, 2020 05:01
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:I will cuck the internet... weird, i'm gonna get cucked by the internet
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Mar 30, 2020 05:12
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Just make sure you have a good firewall son. |
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Mar 30, 2020 06:08
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i married the internet after a wild love affair, but we had a messy divorce. now that i'm back in the picture the internet is cheating on its new sugardaddy with me zuck cuck
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Mar 30, 2020 06:22
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asking the internet to slow things down a bit, maybe *dial-up tones* |
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Mar 30, 2020 07:09
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*checking the gift registry and it's just an enormous steam account wishlist, nothing else*
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Mar 30, 2020 08:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B6bXWuKWW0 This, but the internet. Or potentially, this and the internet. |
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Just found out that the information on me. Like a lot. Since before we were serious. Should I be concerned? |
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