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Italians really hate it when you give a thumbs up while smiling, but then turn it into a thumbs down as you widen your eyes and cruelly pervert your smile

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Sep 7, 2014

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https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1282666301643583489
https://twitter.com/Dennis_DevoeSt/status/1282748539232309250

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Sep 7, 2014

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e: worthless repost by a garbage man

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who told QAnon about Marina Abramovic???

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Sep 7, 2014

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men be loud sneezin, women be shoppin and leavin their bags on bus seats, I think we're done here

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I'm so tired of sneezing every day
when the weekend comes I wanna throw my tissues away
If you've got a loud one mister, we're gonna fight
Don't want to see bright lights...gesundheit

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1stGear posted:

Taylor Swift can't breathe unless someone is beefing with her, so I'm looking to the upcoming single about how much unnamed '90s bands suck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Cqbk9CJz8

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in the replies to the original post:

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StillFullyTerrible posted:

A number of slime molds are in fact fully mobile!

https://www.wired.com/2010/01/slime-mold-grows-network-just-like-tokyo-rail-system/

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StillFullyTerrible posted:

having seen quite a few of bin laden's videos, a good number of them are literally just him looking at stuff on the computer or watching short video clips and commenting on it, also the editing was terrible even tho he had at least two other guys to help him do them
much better terrorist than vlogger, is what i'm saying

heard this post in Jemaine Clement's voice

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Sep 7, 2014

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that account has major Ken M energy, seems like a bit
https://twitter.com/susanphillipswy/status/1291490525405745153

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Sep 7, 2014

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TinTower posted:

Trans people are behind *checks notes* nuclear energy?



Neil Young wrote a whole album about this

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u w*t m8

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https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1296851145428795393

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https://twitter.com/AndyFGopher/status/1296902638559203330

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Captain Monkey posted:

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'heart of a lion'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa2umu1vILI

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Sep 7, 2014

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OwlFancier posted:

"axe wound" is extremely stupid british slang for vagina.

In the sense that I have never heard anybody use it but I and I think most other people would know that is what it means.

very bummed that I can't find the relevant clip, so I'll just say there's an episode of Another Period where David Wain gets a hatchet wound on his chest that basically turns into the chest vulva from Videodrome

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I've come here to eat yogurt and kick rear end

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imagine being unhappy about Tatiana Maslany appearing in something

with this exception

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give us hell, Quimby!

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https://twitter.com/thenotfakepaul/status/1309188610906828800

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https://twitter.com/DeAnna4Congress/status/1309553515925209089

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j mascist

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https://twitter.com/thejd800/status/1311735674161131520

e: because some dumbass goon will misunderstand, I will clarify: Scott Adams is always an IoSM

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I, for one, am stone-cold stunned that my fellow leftist goons would make bad faith interpretations of posts

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:laffo:

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https://techcrunch.com/2020/10/22/d...MgEveiUl-3W5SzY

the :chaostrump:article posted:

A Dutch security researcher says he accessed President Trump’s @realDonaldTrump Twitter account last week by guessing his password: “maga2020!”.

Victor Gevers, a security researcher at the GDI Foundation and chair of the Dutch Institute for Vulnerability Disclosure, which finds and reports security vulnerabilities, told TechCrunch he guessed the president’s account password and was successful on the fifth attempt.

The account was not protected by two-factor authentication, granting Gevers access to the president’s account.

After logging in, he emailed US-CERT, a division of Homeland Security’s cyber unit Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA), to disclose the security lapse, which TechCrunch has seen. Gevers said the president’s Twitter password was changed shortly after.

It’s the second time Gevers has gained access to Trump’s Twitter account.

The first time was in 2016, when Gevers and two others extracted and cracked Trump’s password from the 2012 LinkedIn breach. The researchers took his password — “yourefired” — his catchphrase from the television show The Apprentice — and found it let them into his Twitter account. Gevers reported the breach to local authorities in the Netherlands, with suggestions on how Trump could improve his password security. One of the passwords he suggested at the time was “maga2020!” he said. Gevers said he “did not expect” the password to work years later.

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https://twitter.com/JarettSays/status/1319367252802584576

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https://twitter.com/amandamull/status/1325979948436353024

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you call THIS boring? clearly you don't recognize un artiste https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdKzRTju4yk

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I love that you can be a leftist and still self-identify as part of an organization that protected/enabled pedophiles
https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576?lang=en

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Idiots on Social Media: god bless you for being in the army

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when I died they washed me out with a hose!!! :blastu:

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globo homo and tomboy respecter are solid usernames

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Karia posted:

Fight globalism, support your local homo :colbert:

think globo, act homo

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hawowanlawow posted:

just give me wood and steel

*spits into spitoon*

a real man can jai alai a bullet with 100% accuracy

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Are you saying Sterling Archer isn't a real man?

if he specifically failed at this, then yes. no true realman

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that sign is actually saying that dad fills a diva cup with jizz in just three pumps

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