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goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

I know a semi-popular vore artist who’s hell bent on proving the world that no females can ever be predators to the point of drawing revenge porn to the irl story of a female shark eating the male that was bothering her, so I really wonder what happens when those two meet

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goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
Not Safe Work

like a dispatcher!

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Josef bugman posted:

I keep seeing this come up, but I've been wanting to ask about it for ages. What defines people in terms of "personality".

Being gay

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

:siren: Hello, IoSM! :siren:

I come bearing a gift. Some of you will probably hate it. Others might not. It is, in either case, especially relevant to this thread, so I would like to share it here with you all:

A brand new RULE OF THE DAY! Wow!

As a mod, I advise you follow it; as a long-time poster in this thread alongside you all, I ask you to.

RIP T-Man’s posting

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
My roommate owns a waffle iron and he gets pissed whenever I grill cheese on it so I have to do that covertly

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Vib Rib posted:

Amazing that like 80% of the comments are <3 <3 <3 YOU LOOK SO CUTE, AW, DARLING, THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING!!! <3 <3 <3
Goddamn some people really do worship the Royals don't they

You see, royals are like celebrities, except better because of the divine mandate that allows them to be royal

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

RoboRodent posted:

Maybe it's just me, but every time some lingual expert describes the mouth and tongue shape required to make a certain word, my own reaction is just a whole lot of question marks. Is that what I'm doing?? Is that what everyone is doing??? But no one ever teaches you how to hold your mouth to make a certain sound, you have to figure it out on your own???? What even is human language???????

There's an entire field of old men trying to find the answer!

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Most religious people somehow manage to incorporate modern medicine into their lives with relative ease. Heck, a lot of the medical advances are made by religious people.

If I were extremely religious I'd take the vaccine so I could spread the Word instead of being dead

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Unperson_47 posted:

Which one, though? This is important because it's going to ruin my perception of the character depending on the shark dick he's talking about. I have my incensed tweet typed up and at the ready. It's OK because I also have two dicks.
Actually the two dick thing about sharks is a common misconception, those are claspers and are barely used for penetration. A humanoid shark would be exclusively a bottom due to having no dick

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Ibblebibble posted:

I knew someone in uni called Caoimhe, boy was that not pronounced the way I thought it would be.

I've got a funky name myself so I made sure to get it right after the first time though.

It's pronounced "cum"

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
Tipping is good because eventually it bleeds through to Europe and I get extra money at the end of the day in addition to my minimum wage income

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
I stopped peeing while standing when I got my dick pierced. I think everyone should do that to eliminate piss going everywhere

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Mak0rz posted:

Oh wow I just realized that I haven't heard much about the Soros conspiracy at all for months.

It's more prominent in Europe. I've seen plenty of people claiming that Soros did covid

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
Poland’s supposedly a western country but you have plenty of public talk about men’s distended assholes. It’s all about how much you can get away with

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
I agree that I was not ready.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.


this is not a christian animal



this is a christian animal

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
I just ask and if she says no them we workshop what could be improved for a potential next time :)

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

🙁

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
I loving wish half of that was true

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

StillFullyTerrible posted:

i mean the hosed up thing is that by selling you a house with a loan that accrues no interest and you can pay at whatever rate you want tom nook is legitimately far to the left of p much any capitalist lender

he built you that house. pay him for his labor

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Serperoth posted:

I don't know many people ho are bigger than black bears, even slightly so

It happened in america though

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

christmas boots posted:

I’m just saying, if the human genitalia was capable of sucking up and storing liters of liquid on the reg, humanity would never have invented buckets.

vaginas are upside down in their relationship to buckets

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

JT Smiley posted:

I seriously don't get why he didn't just throw it away?

gotta punish the woman for her loose morals

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

quote:

One of the unspoken rules of the franchise is that none of the Princesses ever make eye contact in any official merchandise, keeping their "mythologies" separate. The Disney Princesses were designed to have all the Princesses unaware of each other's presence.

This is incredibly depressing

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

All karens are people, despite their best attempts at proving otherwise

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Doc Hawkins posted:

In web world there are still projects which blithely use those terms and every time I run them I get really annoyed. Even if you lack all empathy for how language can be exclusionary, it's obviously not an accurate metaphor! Slaves did not mimic every action their master made and answer questions for them! Mostly I see the terms replaces with "primary/replica," which are so much better.

I am not bothered as much by "master" in isolation, but I'm really amazed by the people who keep writing slave this and slave that without any self-awareness.

Master/apprentice would work

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
You're arguing with a gimmick account barely more complex than the guy who just posted the letter q over and over

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
It’d be way more eastern europe than mine is right now, and I’d get a lot more packages with my name messed up

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
Why would you even originate a thing like this if your result is „Thomas” though. That sucks and isn’t even a proper last name

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

T-man posted:

Rubbing my HRT tittides and taking my antidepressants to own the TERFs. Ladies, gentlemen, et. al join me

i had big titties even before HRT because antidepressants made me fat, where does that place me on the jkr scale

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

RareAcumen posted:

Weren't p-zombies like a different way of describing that dumb NPC meme when that first came out?

technically yes but that's not the direction in which the arrow of time points

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

FFT posted:

also, great, another thing i'll be noticing:

Lol this is like the hanky code or trying to spot nazis by the laces on their doc martens

meaningless

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

It's less of a hot take if you actually are Polish lol. God, I lived in this forsaken hellhole for 26 years and I still hope for that to happen.

Granted, most locals think of it more in the "partitions of Poland" meaning, where even 225 years after the last one the parts Germany and Austria took over are still more liberal leaning and have better infrastructure.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
Not really out there to want a better country to take over when your president denied your personhood multiple times.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
He's actually a pilot!

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
https://twitter.com/heyyadoraa/status/1284733782499745792

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
Loud sneezers are indeed the worst though. If I managed to restrain my sneezes after transitioning than so can men

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
On the opposite spectrum are women whose sneezes are a quiet "fwip" and they act super embarassed about it.

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goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Bad Unflattering costume design. Those pants had a very high and wide waist, which visually shrank his torso while leaving it the same width. With his pants at a normal height, he looks fine. http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2711873/lena-dunham-adam-driver-girls-set-02/

Dude got fat titties

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