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Picnic Princess posted:I pray no one ever has to sneeze while suffering from costochondritis because it will make you want to shoot yourself in the head Why did you make me remember that feeling? Why are you so mean? You leave little "awful symptom" trip-wires scattered across the forums and then sit back with an evil grin as you wait for me or someone else like me to run into them and the memory to flood back.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 13:25 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 21:54 |
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Bismuth posted:I'm half mexican but for some reason all my dads melanin skipped me and went to my brother so I've always been in a confused position as far as to what I "am". No doubt that I'm my dad's daughter, my bone structure/facial features are 100% his, but being a weird mutt in a country so obsessed with race is a strange experience. I always have this weird feeling like i need to categorize myself, but in a way other people will accept? Saying I'm white feels weird because I'm like a recolor of my dad, but i have pale skin and auburn hair so idk. Being american is weird. You've been here for 10 years, you're now more Goon than anything else. I'm sorry.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2020 16:03 |
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Bismuth posted:No no, that's a definite answer, Ill take it. Better than just answering "im gay" The "i'm gay" part is heavily implied when you say you're a Goon so two birds one stone I guess?
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2020 16:46 |
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Why is Kali making the ahegao face?
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2020 01:01 |
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veni veni veni posted:Thanks. I bought it about a year ago when Genesis passed Fatty Crabcakes posted:I got this tattoo when hear s/he was sick I used to really love TG and other Genesis stuff but then the Cosey Fanni Tutti abuse allegations came out and I have a hard time separating the art from the artist, especially in this case then the two are so blurred together. As a formerly abused person i'm inclined to believe her, especially since Genesis's response to the allegations was “Whatever sells a book sells a book.” https://www.theguardian.com/music/2018/dec/10/genesis-p-orridge-throbbing-gristle
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2020 01:28 |
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Skwirl posted:Shot: https://twitter.com/DarrenJBeattie/status/1327762749586370560?s=19 Anyone know what the first one was? When will people learn to screenshot things?
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2020 07:00 |
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Inceltown posted:It was about how Epstein is more trustworthy than Bar Thanks!
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2020 10:01 |
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Slightly related to the discussion, I hate how little porn has subtitles.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2020 19:19 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:I know what you're saying but it makes it sound like you're watching small porn, like starring little people, and you don't like how it has subs. This is SA, I would assume the worst.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2020 19:24 |
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Picnic Princess posted:I've been no contact for almost 2 years now, but I go to see the crazy when I'm bored sometimes. YOU haven't started RANDOMLY inserting capitalized WORDS here OR ON Facebook YET. Based on my ADMITTEDLY LIMITED knowledge it SEEMS TO BE a defining trait.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2020 15:39 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Does that even need a recipie? Go Google or whatever "how to hard boil eggs." You're going to find at least a dozen different methods.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2021 17:22 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:There was a russian streamer who locked his pregnant girlfriend outside in the winter "as a prank." She died and he continued to stream as he dragged in her corpse and waited around before calling paramedics. Some people do not deserve a webcam. If i remember right this was just the end of a long long series of videos of him abusing her but I really don't want to Google up that horror.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 18:49 |
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The daughter has been doing a lot of posting about how abusive Kellyanne is along with vids of Kellyanne being abusive so posting the pic was probably so Kellyanne could be all "See, no bruises!" In short gently caress Kellyanne Conway and i'm glad she'll finally shrivel up and disappear from the news. https://theslot.jezebel.com/police-investigating-kellyanne-conway-after-daughter-po-1846111200
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 13:26 |
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Well this just gets more and more hosed up. Poor kid. https://twitter.com/literallysofie/status/1353954112925298688
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 14:02 |
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I played a beggar at an ex's Vacation Bible Camp and since it was cool to give to the needy I was given a LOT of small plastic coins by the kids. Coins the kids needed to pay for other things like Jesus trinkets and food lol. It took me a couple of days to completely break the economy. I was the richest guy in Bible town until they got confused by the lack of money in circulation and figured it out.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2021 18:12 |
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I'm not sure if the rule is still in place but trying to send a text via T-Mobile with the word "belly" makes it not go through. I think it's because of some sort of scam or something, but I'd imagine the "Memphis" thing is similar.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 19:54 |
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Cleretic posted:Yeah, one of the big bugbears of the Australian classification board is drugs, they really don't like games where realistic drugs are used as currency or depicted positively. For example, Saints' Row 4 had to lose Shaundi's loyalty mission where you go on a drug-induced bender that amps up your superpowers even further. One of the first games that actually flared up this whole issue was Fallout 3, because initially Med-X was named 'Morphine', and there was no downside to just constantly being high on morphine forever. Are you suggesting that there IS a downside to being high on morphine forever?
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 14:07 |
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Cardiovorax posted:Constipation. Sounds like a load of poo poo to me.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 14:13 |
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Cardiovorax posted:You have no idea. Oh yeah I spent literal years eating massive doses of morphine all day every day. I found that you can offset the giant brick of poop stuck in your body by just replacing food with more morphine. YMMV
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 14:22 |
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Cardiovorax posted:Chronic pain, I'm guessing? Sorry to hear it, that poo poo sucks. Yeppers! hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. It actually causes you to be hypersensitive to pain. You dislocate a joint and it's awful, I do it a dozen times a day and it feels worse. Also lol on the unintentional poo poo pun.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 14:33 |
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letthereberock posted:Don’t forget the infamous scene from Trainspotting Maybe I've just spent too much time dealing with medical issues but like, generic Immodium is pretty cheap. If you can scrounge up enough cash to pay for a heroin addiction but can't find the 5bux or whatever for a box of that when you stop eating opioids all the time, that's on you. Pick up some generic Benadryl too and you get to do withdrawals on easy mode.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 16:27 |
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IncredibleIgloo posted:I don't know a lot about Uk/British politics and how they relate to the monarchy in regards to which parties support the monarchy the strongest. Does the Monarchy have broad appeal amongst all parties, or do certain parties favor the monarchy more? I know that the US uses liberal in a different sense than most of the world, but if we were to make a comparison, would the "conservative" british party or the "leftist" british party be more aligned with the monarchy? If they buy a "news" paper with boobs in it they probably support the monarchy.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 20:39 |
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Do y'all know we have an actual webcomic thread? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3794989
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 19:11 |
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Flat foot buddies try out Vans and New Balance if you want a decent fitting shoe that won't hurt without trying to find brands that offer wide sizes.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2021 04:32 |
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Which tastes better, Seagulls or Canadian Geese? I need to know for a friend...
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# ¿ May 14, 2021 18:28 |
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There was a tweet claiming "praxis" was AAVE for "practice" and I can't find it now but I need it, help Goons please.
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# ¿ May 20, 2021 23:58 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:It was a Joe Keskold troll tweet that we argued about in here like a week ago. Yes but i'm trying not to go back like 50 pages and hope. Edit found it! Thanks!
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 00:22 |
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bulletsponge13 posted:Baring company over, who gives a gently caress in the privacy of your own home. (I say this as someone who has no friends, never invites anyone over). Your dog is deformed and being killed by Coyotes would be a mercy for it instead of slowly dying from lack of oxygen. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 00:30 |
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bulletsponge13 posted:Your opinion has been noted and disregarded. Brachycephalic dogs are gross and you are gross for owning one hth
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 00:33 |
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"You're a bigger rear end in a top hat than goatse."
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# ¿ May 30, 2021 15:15 |
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endocriminologist posted:What’s goatse Not much, what's goatse with you?
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# ¿ May 30, 2021 15:24 |
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:I got into a lot of arguments centered around this fact when Hugh Hefner died Apparently the IoSM thread is how I learn that Hugh Hefner died 4 years ago lol. Good riddance, burn in hell you loving lich.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2021 21:41 |
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Just try to imagine being a person that cares about Twitter check marks lol Get a hobby, go outside. Something, anything real. Basing your life on validation from a seriously hosed up tech company is all sorts of hosed up.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2021 17:20 |
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PhazonLink posted:Loomer did go outside and try a doing a hobby that became a congressional rep run. I do not think Loomer is a person you want to imitate or base your life around.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2021 18:34 |
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One More Fat Nerd posted:But what if I want to look like Robert Z'Dar had a baby with his genderswapped clone and then the baby didn't have any pores? What if indeed. Poor baby.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2021 19:57 |
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Getting permabanned from FB was one of the best things to ever happen to me. I highly recommend it.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2021 06:53 |
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Beartaco posted:How'd you manage that? I didn't even know that was possible. I trolled the poo poo out of all sorts of local groups, hobby groups, etc. until I got banned from them one by one over the years. I posted all sorts of awful awful pics in various groups and racked up literal years in FB jail. I repeatedly talked about and instructed people as to how to keep FB from tracking you and also how to poison your data so it would be worse than useless to them. I think the straw that broke the camel's back was posting the cursed periscope dick from that GBS thread though? Basically years of drunken shitposting. teen witch posted:If you’re someone with an “unusual” name, anyone that abuses the report function on your name can effectively lock you out as FB will ask for legal ID. This can happen multiple times and weirdly targets specific groups totally coincidentally. I used my legal name but my legal name looks fake as hell. I'm sure that didn't help. Edit: Philippe posted:You say something negative about white cisguys Yep did this too. Definitely got dinged for that one.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2021 15:37 |
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Brawnfire posted:I like to imagine it's Desert Bus I really don't care who knows this because good luck trying to doxx me from it, it's "Thomas A Fox." You would think the middle initial would help but there are a lot of us out there. Edit: I got "Desert Bus" from an old name change thread and realized it was just as un-Googleable as my real name. The signal to noise ratio on both is insane.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2021 15:46 |
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teen witch posted:Foxy goon Honestly my AV is ancient and I literally took the text for it off the first pill bottle I grabbed off my desk so if you can come up with something to replace it that incorporates the "Foxy Goon" theme I am not unopposed to buying it but i'm keeping the hard to Google username. <3
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2021 15:55 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 21:54 |
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Brawnfire posted:This definitely sounds like a cartoon fox Yeeeeeeeep. Legal name makes me sound like i'm a furry.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2021 16:09 |