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Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



roni postin’

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Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

4000 people in America got killed because of a virus that started in a nursing home. It only has a 3% mortality rate so far compared to SARS 10%. It causes pneumonia and is most deadly to old people and obese goons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjVmeKWOsEU

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
porn & beans

lmaopocalypse
Mar 16, 2020

D1E posted:

Gonna be funny when BAD NUMBER blows past STONKS NUMBER.

Waering my ONE MILLION DEAD hat on the hospital floor

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
https://www.texasmonthly.com/food/heb-prepared-coronavirus-pandemic/

As much as Texas huffs its own "no beans in chili" yeehaw cowboy farts, the nationalism is more a positive one, and results in having considerable pride in a store that has better planning and resource management than many companies and now governments(U.S. included)

:lol: :texas::clint:

Sab0921
Aug 2, 2004

This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.
Optismistic post.

Washington and CA seem to have had success with bending their curves. Texas does not have a widespread epidemic right now and growth of confirmed cases and atypical are not exponential.

NYC, NOLA, Detroit and Florida seem hosed though.

The good news is it seems like quarantines work, but on a 3 week lag - April will suck, but it will get better.

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE


if coronavirus was on the ballot I wouldn't bet against it, it's clearly catching on with key voter demographics

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

star eater posted:

end times, just had an 6.3 earthquake in fuckin idaho

Time Traveller: What year is it?
Me: It's 2020
Time Traveller: Cool. Did the asteroid hit yet?
Me:

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
my boss at work was like, relieved i had such a mild time of my encounter with the roni but it was mostly because he thought it was overhyped. like dude. ppl are dying.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Turdfuzz posted:

so corona threads are the new trump threads which were the new USPOL threads

please no

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Real plagues have curves.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1245133384172687365

Mistle posted:

https://www.texasmonthly.com/food/heb-prepared-coronavirus-pandemic/

As much as Texas huffs its own "no beans in chili" yeehaw cowboy farts, the nationalism is more a positive one, and results in having considerable pride in a store that has better planning and resource management than many companies and now governments(U.S. included)

:lol: :texas::clint:

no bean chili is a bourgeois extravagance

while it is valid chili, it is valid in the same sense that pheasant nuggets dipped in caviar is a valid form of poultry nuggets

verdict: gulag

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Turdfuzz posted:

so corona threads are the new trump threads which were the new USPOL threads

There's going to be plenty of Trump-related nonsense that isn't coronavirus-related, even in the peak month of the pandemic

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Admiral Ray posted:

lol the USPS might run out of money by June because no one is sending packages or poo poo like that

haha

its less packages and also all those stupid loving fliers you get? All that poo poo just loving VANISHED.

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

Hillary 2020 posted:

Time Traveller: What year is it?
Me: It's 2020
Time Traveller: Cool. Did the asteroid hit yet?
Me:

cascadia fault lookin juicy rn

parabolic
Jul 21, 2005

good night, speedfriend

So this is the thread for when it gets really bad, I guess.

Innocuous
Mar 1, 2003

It's a strange world.



Sab0921 posted:

Optismistic post.

Washington and CA seem to have had success with bending their curves. Texas does not have a widespread epidemic right now and growth of confirmed cases and atypical are not exponential.

NYC, NOLA, Detroit and Florida seem hosed though.

The good news is it seems like quarantines work, but on a 3 week lag - April will suck, but it will get better.

really looking forward to spending many more months on quarantine because of other states dragging their asses on mitigation measures

this will 100% end up in a situation where the country is a patchwork of places that should be past the curve versus places with raging outbreaks ready to spread to anywhere that loosens restrictions

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1245100060020551681?s=19

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
china/italy/us bus .gif

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
is it okay to make chili with navy beans and oysters

E Depois do Adeus
Jun 3, 2012


Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.

April, still asymptomatic. I invite any future (lol) historians (lol) to sort the previous Corona thread by user, as you can watch people realize the system is collapsing and process it via post

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
rona virus

*clap*
*clap*
*clap clap clap*

D1E
Nov 25, 2001



loving LOL.

The people have absolutely no capability to think and plan ahead.

And they're in charge of the federal government.

I can't wait for them to line out 30 days and change it to 45.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Innocuous posted:

really looking forward to spending many more months on quarantine because of other states dragging their asses on mitigation measures

this will 100% end up in a situation where the country is a patchwork of places that should be past the curve versus places with raging outbreaks ready to spread to anywhere that loosens restrictions

bingo

in the absence of a vaccine, one infected person popping into any major city with relaxed restrictions is going to start the ball rolling again

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

I have a small update from my wife regarding her Hospital.

Turnstiles out a room that contained a confirmed Covid-19 patient wasn't disinfected properly and they put another patient in there and my wife took care of them for hours until she was notified. She filed an occurance report, ofc.

We did get her reusable N95 respirator today, but she can't wear it to work, since there's potential situation that OSHA wouldn't cover her getting infected if she wore her own mask, even though the hospital isn't providing ER nurses with N95 masks anymore

Also her hospital is trying to lay off a bunch of nurses from floors cannibalized to take care of Covid-19 patients. NICU, PACU, some other acronyms I don't recognize.

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib
I am looking forward to posting with you all for the next thousand years this month.

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
Why the new thread?

Studio
Jan 15, 2008



After some research, I've decided that the corona virus is bad.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Trump will be so happy when it says 45

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

:siren::siren:

can you post in the OP any resources or orgs where I can donate money to help people getting hosed over by coronavirus or the government response to coronavirus, preferably nurses or other healthcare workers

:siren::siren:

I have a job and it’s pretty safe so I feel obligated to help out.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



https://twitter.com/racheljulie/status/1245114069339852802?s=20

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Heated Gaming Moment posted:

Why the new thread?

we've turned the corner

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

Spime Wrangler posted:

cascadia fault lookin juicy rn

if The Big One hits I will die assuming we are in a simulation of SIm City with someone hitting all the disasters at once

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Pence gets two cards :kiddo:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



parabolic posted:

So this is the thread for when it gets really bad, I guess.

in terms of raw death? probably, but next month will probably be almost as much death + economic implosion and collapse of the western capitalist order

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Ground floor of Rona Chat. I'm locked and loaded

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
New thread, same smell of death

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Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

what beautiful innocent children we are right now

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