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anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
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anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

SchrodingersCat posted:

This is how the world ends.

This is how the world ends.

Not with a bang but a cough.

hack the planet

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
yellowstone erupts and has earthquakes all the time, i insist as a pandemic sweeps a nation run by a reality tv show host who's set to run against a rapist sundowner

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
yellowstone erupts a lot, it just doesnt do big explodey eruptions

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
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updating my linkedin profile job title to "volcano expert"

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

took me a sec but holy fuk

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
warhammer 240k

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
as an oregonian i am required to hate californians, but if california became its own country, i would 100% choose it over the USA

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Stereotype posted:

Landlords are incredibly dumb it seems.

no wonder they cant find real jobs

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Inceltown posted:

Leper's Colony is kicking off



this is what will happen if california secedes btw

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Gum posted:

This is actually a thing. Lifelong landlords will often have no work history or marketable skills. They're terrified of losing their rental income because they would be absolutely hosed without it

hahaha, lmao

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Chard posted:

they always come crawling back :casmug:

hey i used to live in new jersey i aint got much skin in this game

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

mod sassinator posted:

I legitimately think the country is falling apart around us. In a month it is going to be loving bonkers. IF we even make it a month, christ.

the election is 100% getting called off because of this and there's gonna be riots. very cool!

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
yeah i think india is gonna be a whole lot worse than the united states

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
india is run by an idiot who is also an actual fascist, and they have higher population density, and it's harder for them to isolate, and higher poverty. just gonna be some outright revolution poo poo. wouldnt be shocked if india balkanizes faster than the US.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Lawman 0 posted:

India was never a nation state in the first place.

a yup. gonna be a wild ride.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

LionArcher posted:

I think he will want to, but I don’t think he has the balls to actually do it.

and if he does it would cause riots. and not like just a few either.

i think it will happen solely because its "unfair he had to run an election during this crisis" and for "public safety." it'll get whispered in his ear by miller prob.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Mons Hubris posted:

I don't believe there is literally anything that could cause full scale riots against the federal government. Maybe a few here and there but not enough to stop anyone in Washington from doing whatever they wanted.

we had mad riots in the past because material conditions deteriorated a ton. the second no one can eat, there's gonna be riots in any case.

food prices are set to skyrocket. no one can pay rent. there will be an army of educated and homeless people.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Apples McGrind posted:

so far less than 5 thousands Americans are dead and it’s only been like 2/12 weeks since social distancing started and the economy started to rank. I don’t think you realize how bad things are on the verge of getting.

its going to be the fact that millions of people who were absolutely crushed under society have their last droplet of hope snatched from their palms and now possess the free time to finally channel the enormity of their systemic anger.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
y'all we are in for some real, real poo poo. i figured we'd have like an economic meltdown. do not be shocked by what is to come. it's going to be terrible, terrifying, and i hope we can build something better from it.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
oh btw know whats gonna own? no one can get a drivers license right now, so people who need to fly when the pandemic washes over wont have the required realID to actually do so, poorer people in particular.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Epic High Five posted:

delayed until 10/21

oh for real? thank loving god

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
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Good Citizen posted:

they delayed real id by like a year

i didnt see any loving news about it!!!! i live in a hole.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
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fountains of wayne is named after a fountain store in wayne new jersey. they sell lawn fountains and lawn fountain accessories.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
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Spergin Morlock posted:

we'll need to permanently quarantine or deport everyone from spokane and coeur d'alene

no, we need a florida and spokane will definitely be the florida of the pnw

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Bip Roberts posted:

It was in the sopranos once

pretty much everywhere in northern nj has been tbh

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
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the diner where the finale of the sopranos was shot has good milkshakes and awful food

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
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Dustcat posted:

the 100k-240k estimate was based on the assumption that drastic measures would be taken to slow the spread

the drastic measures are the lengths we'll go to propagandize the numbers

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
theres gonna be a really dumb number on 4/20, like 420,420 cases in the US

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
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Fellatio del Toro posted:

are we the first to break 1k?

china def did but hid the #s

we also hit 1k like a month ago prob

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
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shovelbum posted:

New York is at 21% and rising

not every person is getting tested. there are a finite amount of tests.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
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Heated Gaming Moment posted:

drat. Maybe we all have it.

its honestly very likely i contracted it in seattle airport in january and felt nothing because i was not taking it seriously at the time and touched my face constantly

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Squizzle posted:

instead of buying or stealing a weapon, cover yrself in cursed antiquities that bring supernatural doom to anyone who breaks them. no one will dare harm you

the condom used before your conception is already broken tho

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

oh word?

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
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mystes posted:

You mean Kushner and Ivanka's stockpile?

yeah they are 100% saving that poo poo for them and their buddies if they get sick lmfao

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

very cool and good. not at all going to result in lots of violence, looting, and riots.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
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SKULL.GIF posted:

10 weeks ago I was cackling wildly while looking at all these insane numbers and today I'm just gently accepting life, letting it wash over me like a gentle breeze, a soft wave breaking upon the sandbar

And everyone else is screaming and melting down

im not owned im not owned

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

TotalHell posted:

the arc of coronavirus is long, and it bends toward just us

arc of the corona-vent

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
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anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
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trust me i was j/oing as hard as yall were before i read that

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