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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


good prank, now back to work

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


A comic of Mother Nature being sick of our poo poo and wanting us gone, but also it's not a comic, it's real life

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Shima Honnou posted:

The very last box office hit is Sonic the Hedgehog.

Invisible Man made $125mil while costing $7mil

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


quote:

West Virginia prohibits all elective surgery, including abortions, attorney general says
From CNN’s Joe Youorski
West Virginia Gov. Jim Justice’s order Tuesday prohibiting elective surgeries state-wide includes abortions, according to West Virginia Attorney General Patrick Morrisey.

“Yes, it also applies to abortion facilities as well, but it’s a broad-based prohibition,” Morrissey said in a news conference with the governor.
Morrissey added that the state is doing this in order to conserve supplies, protective equipment and access to ventilators.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1245433474569457664?s=20

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


:smith:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


LionArcher posted:

and if he does it would cause riots

I sincerely don't believe this

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Mons Hubris posted:

I don't believe there is literally anything that could cause full scale riots against the federal government. Maybe a few here and there but not enough to stop anyone in Washington from doing whatever they wanted.

Pretty much

I really don't think there's a breaking point. People keep saying there is one and we'll reach it, and yet

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Dustcat posted:

if it looks like the dems are going to win

Good news, the elections will definitely happen

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



:smith:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/axios/status/1245457959829864448

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


got any sevens posted:

why did a hallmark miniseries have iranian mass body dumping? i thought they only made those lame romance films

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandemic_(miniseries)

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Schnorkles posted:

Everything is NOT coming up schnorkles i am workign day and night

It's your job to keep the skies safe, thank you

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


:smith:

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1245474695723528194

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Fellatio del Toro posted:

if this poo poo ends april fools day forever it will have 100% been worth it

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/sethmpk/status/1245396330530385923?s=19

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/cnnpolitics/status/1245485870142107655?s=21

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Likely coronavirus complications

https://twitter.com/brynstole/status/1245525931432783874

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Platystemon posted:

America makes no sense

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The schools in my area basically just went "we'll try again in September"

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/annehelen/status/1245541075554463744?s=20

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Inceltown posted:

Enjoy a bit of a break from the news and do something else for a bit.

If you have Hulu, watch Portrait of a Lady on Fire

If you have Shudder, watch the first eight Friday the 13th films

If you have Netflix, cancel that poo poo

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


euphronius posted:

is that 6.6 in addition to the previous 3-7 million ?

Yep https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/04/02/jobless-march-coronavirus/

quote:

Over 10 million Americans applied for unemployment benefits in March as economy collapsed
A record 6.6 million people filed a new jobless claim the week ending March 28.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


NightGyr posted:

things were as terrible as expected

They were actually more terrible, the unemployment rate more than doubled what was expected (6.6mil reality, 3.1mil expected)

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



Here's a visual

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/JayElHarris/status/1245458636123619330

I genuinely don't know where I'm going to live next year at this point. I still had some savings that wasn't going to student loans that I was in the middle of looking for a new home with while job searching, but :lol: that's on hold indefinitely now, meanwhile my loans are still being paid and I don't know if/when they're getting suspended. If this goes till October/November I won't have enough to leave; if this goes till next March/April I won't have anything

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Zotix posted:

Just making sure for the next pandemic, is the time to prepare is 2 months after the WHO says to prepare, or do we have a better timeframe now?

The people who weren't taking this seriously from the beginning, even here, are now hosed. Another example of why it's better to overreact and prepare than to not act or prepare at all

Trust the bean goons

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


quote:

New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo said the state has enough ventilators to last about six days if the rate of people needing them stays stable.

quote:

"If that rate continues, in our stock pile we have about six days," Cuomo said. "If the apex increases, if the apex is longer, we have an issue with ventilators."

Cuomo said he's working on finding more ventilators, but he has "no desire to acquire more ventilators than we need

"If a person comes in and needs a ventilator and you don't have one, the person dies. That's the blunt equation here," he said

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1245707948866834432

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


eric ciaramella posted:

how much stricter can you be than Stay At Home?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Paramemetic posted:

recording how dumb we all were for alien archaeologists

Do we have enough paper for that

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/mirrorceleb/status/1245761446685933569?s=21

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



You would think this is the hour people start rioting, but get this: America

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


a.lo posted:

i want to know these unknown races

Klingon, Vulcan

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Love that all my non-online friends are losing their minds and becoming just as sane as my online ones because of this

ongoing three-hour texting conversation with one consisting just of various different alterations to/capitalizations on "where's my check" because that's his humor now after two weeks of not speaking aloud to another human

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/tvline/status/1245811175012610055?s=21

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Schnorkles posted:

Jared Kushner is going to run for president some day and i'm gonna lmao

2024 isn't that far away

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